So You Think Your Day Sucks...

A/N: Ai yaa! You still read silly fanfiction of torture? You have very sick mind!


Scenario 3: Love Hurts

We now return to the alternate universe from Scenario 1, five months after the Gendo and toilet incident. At this time, Gendo is fully recovered and back to his normal manipulative self. We now join housewife and mother Yui Ikari returning home after her weekly grocery shopping.

"Dear," Yui called out as she locked the front door behind her, "the store was out of your usual Lactaid milk so I just got an extra gallon of Shinji's 2 percent, is that okay?"

Yui waited to for a response from her husband, but heard nothing.

"Gendo? Are you home?"

Still no response. Shrugging her shoulders, Yui grabbed her groceries and headed in towards the kitchen. Upon entering the room she immediately dropped the bags she was holding and let out a shriek of terror. She found her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.

"OH MY GOD! GENDO!" Yui frantically ran around as her husband continued to lie on the ground. Spotting a conveniently placed plank of wood by the back door, Yui grabbed it and whacked him with it, intending to jolt him away from the deadly current.

"OOOOWWWWWWWW!" Gendo screamed as he quickly sat upright. The whack that Yui gave him broke his arm in two places.

"Oh, thank goodness you're alright!" Yui sighed in relief.

"ALRIGHT?" screamed Gendo in a fury. "Woman! You just broke my arm after I just recovered and now you broke my arm again!"

"But," Yui said in an innocent little voice resembling that of a middle schooler, "I was scared for you..."

"Scared for what?"

"You were getting electrocuted." Gendo made a weird face like he didn't know what crap she was talking about. "That wire on you."

"You mean my walkman?" Gendo pulled out the earphones from his ears, making Yui feel, how do I put it... stupid. "You broke my arm when I was happily listening to my walkman for nothing!"

The couple then started to stare with the awkward silence to fill the background. Staring... staring... staring... And then...

"I love you..." Yui said in the same little innocent voice to go along with that innocent look on her face. This is a trick that she would use to get herself out of sticky situations like these. It never fails. Ever. Gendo is such a sucker.

Gendo started to choke up before he could yell again. He had caved.

He sighed. "I love you too..."

"I'm glad! What a relief!" Yui bent down and gave her husband a kiss on the lips then gave him a big hug.

"OW! My arm! Arm!"

"Oh, we better get you to the hospital." Yui helped her husband up and led him towards the car.

"Yui, why do you always have to do that innocent act?" Gendo asked as they started to walk down the stairs in front of their house.

"Oh c'mon, everyone knows that you have a thing for young women. What's wrong with me using it to my advantage?"

"...You have a sick mind."

"I love you too!" Yui happily said as she gave Gendo an enormous hug.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY ARM! MY ARM!" Gendo flailed himself free, but in this process he lost his balance rolled down the flight of stairs.

"I still love you!"


A/N: I bring you the daily life of the Ikari residence. Man, what's up with that? Poor little Gendo, I actually feel sorry for him, I never felt sorry for him, not even when he got half his body chomped off. But don't you just love the way that Yui turned out. What you don't? Well too bad, it's an alternate universe, Kirby can tell me to write whatever the crap he wants.