A Pinch

STORY STATUS: Completed 11/5/06

WORD COUNT: 100

AUTHORS NOTE: Written for the November 3rd Jackfic drabble word 'ouch'. Crap! I guess this has become a series.


"Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming." Jack said, staring at the arsenal before him.

"Ouch!" He rubbed his arm as he turned to see one giggling Captain and one straight faced Jaffa.

"What the hell'd you do that for, Teal'c?"

"I was merely doing what you requested, O'Neill. Though you were obviously awake."

Jack chuckled at the confused look on Teal'c's face. "It's just an expression. I didn't mean it literally. Get it?"

"I do not."

"Carter, you explain it to him." Jack groused.

"Why me?"

"Because Daniel isn't here."

Carter looked at her puzzled friend and muttered. "Damn."

THE END