Hihi non-reviewing peoples!
(pouts)
Well, here is the (counts on fingers)...third chapter!
Yep! (Holds up five fingers) THE THIRD! ...WITHOUT REVIEWS!
Calm down...we have a special guest! Guess who it is...I SAID GUESS!
(sweatdrops) It's the Uchiha kid. The...uglier one I beleive
Sasuke: ...hn
...hn
Sasuke: ...HN!
...HN! HN! HN!
(Rolls eyes)
...No wonder no one likes you...EXCEPT ME!
(Clears throat)
Oh yeah...and Haley
(Hugs Sasuke)
You'd be even cuter if you were chibi!
Sasuke: ...
Here...let me do it for you...HN!
Anyways Sasuke what do you think of Hotaru and Kurai?
Sasuke: ...They are both annoying...
(Tries to bite Sasuke)
(Goes Chibi and cries with puppy dog look)
Sasuke: ...hn...
(Tries to kick Sasuke)
(Pulls the puppy dog lip out) ...Sasuke? Y-you...hate us?
Sasuke: (sweatdrops) ...B-but...I mean...annoying is OK...they are incredibly cute...
(whispers) Sucker...
(Grins)
Say it...
Sasuke: No...
(Puppy dog look) Pwease...for me?
Sasuke: (sigh) Please review, no flames...JUST READ THE STORY!
DISCLAIMER!
Unfortunately...(sniffles) We don't o-own Naruto
Yet...
But man! I wish I owned Gaara...
Sasuke: Whats so great about him?
READ THE STORY!
Kurai's P.O.V
I woke up to Hotaru singing while making some stupid breakfast. Stupid...yet very tasty.
I got dressed into a long black shirt with a hoodie. I had a white undershirt, and white capris. For shoes I had on black and white converse and black and white stripe arm warmers. I wore a white sash for my weapons tied to my hip. My two twin swords were strapped to my back and I wore red ruby earrings. Lastly, I had my leaf headband tied around my forearm. This was to be my training/mission outfit from now on.
I saw she was wearing a white shirt with a hoodie, and a white mini skirt with black leggings. She was also wearing black combat boots that came up to just about below her knees. On one hand she wore a black fingerless glove, and on the other a white one. Like me, she wore earrings exept they were sapphire blue ones. Her pouch of weapons were tied to her left leg, while her headband around her waist. Her golden bladed sword was strapped to her waist. And she wore a mini backpack on her back.
This of course was her new training outfit.
I walked into the kitchen and sat down to eat.
"Did you like it?" Hotaru asked me. I crossed my arms looking away.
"...no..." I lied. Then...she pulled out her weapon of mass destruction. The tears and puppy dog face.
"Oh...I guess I wasn't as good as I thought...I'm horrible." She said to me. I twitched.
"I guess so..." I said trying not to give in.
"Do you hear that Kurai?...It's my heart...breaking...and my dreams being smashed."
"OK I LIKE IT! STOP HASSLING ME WOMEN!" I yelled. She smiled and I raised an eyebrow and scratched the back of my head.
"I know!" She said smiling.
"Wha- But you were just? And the tears...and the...and then...but...what?" I stuttered.
"...CHANGE OF SUBJECT! So, you sparring?"
"Nah, I'm going to make fun of the wimps that have to beg for mercy when you get about two second into the round."
"Oh...OK...?"
"Besides I have to finish my painting I started." I said to her.
"Oh, alright. Well, we better get going. Theres a whole crowd of cocky boys down there getting ready to get their asses beaten by a girl!" She said to me. It amazes me how much time it takes for her to change moods.
I grabbed my painting canvas and my paints, as well as a paintbrush.
-At the training grounds-
Hotaru's P.O.V
I walked up to Naruto, Kiba and Sasuke.
"So? Ready for me to beat every one of you?"
"Don't get cocky..." Said Kiba.
"You can talk..." I said under my breath.
"So who's first?" I ask.
"ME!" Naruto yelled.
"NO! ME!" Kiba yelled.
"ME! I'LL BEAT HER IN A SECOND!" Said Sasuke.
"Kurai will pick!" I said pointing to Kurai who was sitting and painting.
"Uh, I think I wanna see Mr. Arrogant Bastard get beat first."
Kiba pointed to Naruto.
"Thats you." Said Kiba.
"Huh! Heck no!? Thats obviously YOU!" Naruto screamed pointing to Sasuke.
"Me? IT'S Kiba!"
Kurai jumped in.
"IT'S SASUKE!" She yelled. Kiba and Naruto giggled. While Sasuke sent Kiba, Naruto, Kurai and I death glares.
"Alright, well everyone except for Sasuke go sit over there and watch him get his butt kicked!" I yelled. Everyone from the Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and even the Sand Siblings jumped in.
"Oh yeah, and no intereference!" Yelled Kurai.
"We won't need any..." Said cocky bas- I mean Sasuke.
Kurai's P.O.V
"Don't start until I say so."
"Is she gonna be OK? I mean, Sasuke is pretty powerful..." Said Hinata worriedly.
"Oh, she'll be fine...just watch..." I remarked.
Hotaru's P.O.V
'This is my chance to show everyone especially Gaara that I really am stronger than I appear!' I thought to myself.
"AND GO!" Yelled Kurai.
Sasuke started his Sharingan up. I just stood there smirking.
"You really think you're going to win with that old technique?" I yelled to get him angry. It worked, he clenched his teeth.
Sasuke came at me with his Chidori, his chakra was running wild. He charged at me with 'all he had' but I flipped over him. With him looking around trying to find me, I side-kicked my combat boot into the arch of his back. He fled straight into a tree. As he fell, I laughed.
"HOTARU! IF YOU BEAT THIS JERK YOU CAN HAVE CAKE AND COOKIES WHEN YOU GET HOME!" Kurai yelled as incouragement.
"Wha?" Was the expression on everyones faces.
"What? She likes sweets?" Said Kurai to everyone.
I shook my head, smiling and turned back to Sasuke. He was gone, my smile dissapeared. I felt him behind me, but I transported behind him. I grabbed his pressure point and he fell to the ground. I picked him up and threw him into the a tree. The tree broke in half. I turned to everyone who was twitching and making mental notes to never get me mad.
I smiled sweetly like nothing happened.
"I win!" I yelled.
"HOTA-CHAN WINS!" Kurai said.
"Next up is Kiba!"
Kiba walked up to me.
"You got lucky, plus I am WAY stronger than the Uchiha!" Kiba said to me. I raised an eyebrow.
"Right..." I remarked.
"So? Who wants to bet money on Hotaru?" Kurai yelled to everyone.
"Ku-chan?!"
"Oh..sorry.."
"Gosh...I can't ever have fun making money off her..." Kurai pouted.
"FIGHT!"
Before Kurai said anything, I glanced at Gaara. He seemed to be enjoying himself.
Kiba came towards me with his claws pointed towards me. I grabbed his arm and flipped him.
Kurai's P.O.V
"Are you sure Hotaru can hold up to this?" Shikamaru said.
"She's a former ANBU, she's stronger than she looks and acts. Just watch." I said leaning against a tree.
Hotaru's P.O.V
Kiba came at me with Fang Over Fang. And I smirked, I had the perfect plan. After the after shock of his attack. Everyone stood up to see what happened. I lay there using my genjutsu to make myself appear as if I was hurt. Which I wasn't, I had used a chakra shield to easily block his attack.
"H-help me..." I faked.
"KURAI! CALL THE MATCH ALREADY! SHE'S HURT!" Yelled Naruto.
Kurai's P.O.V
I ignored Naruto's rant and smirked. Everyone was yelling at me to stop the match, and Kiba for hurting her so badly.
"KIBA! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU TOOK IT WAY TO FAR!" Naruto yelled again.
"Urasai! No destractions!"
"THEN CALL THE MATCH! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SISTER DO YOU?!"
"NE! I SAID URASAI!" I screamed back.
"The match isn't over is it?" Shikamaru said to me after telling 'troublesome Naruto' to shutup.
"Nope." I said smirking.
Hotaru's P.O.V
While everyone was preoccupied yelling at Kiba, I snuck up behind him. He was too busy and worried to notice the scent, as was Akamaru so they didn't know anything. People went wide eyed and I put my finger to my lips. I whispered in his ear.
"Gotcha." He froze with fear, unknowing of who did it. I kicked him in the back of his head. He fell.
"BAD DOG!" I yelled as he fell.
Naruto started laughing.
"You're next!" I screamed at Naruto. He immediately shutup.
"You're having fun hurting people aren't you?" Said my demon Artemis.
'Shutup. It isn't like that!' I yelled back to her in my mind.
"If you say so, but just call me when you're ready to do some REAL hurting."
"Go Hota-chan!" Said Sakura, bringing me back. I smiled cheesily and rubbed the back of my neck.
"Hehe, thanks. It was nothing...really." I said glaring at Sasuke and Kiba.
"Clumbsy Idiot! Your turn." Kurai said.
"BRING IT ON!" Naruto said.
He walked towards me.
"Don't worry, I'll go easy on you." I hissed at Naruto.
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!" Naruto yelled while making hand signs. Several clones jumped out at me.
"ICHIRAKU RAMENS IS CLOSING!" I said. The clones screetched and ran off to Ichiraku's
"You forced me to do this! SEXY JUTSU MALE VERSION!"
Naruto appeared in a cloud of smoke with nothing but a towl around his waist. With his hair and amazing abs wet. I have to admit, I held back a nosebleed.
I saw Hinata faint, and the boys sighing and mumbling about how stupid he is.
"Oh yeah?! How about this? KAWAII NO JUTSU!" I yelled. I heard Kurai slap her forehead and mumble 'oh no.'
I turned into a chibi, with a stuffed teddy bear in my hand. I wore nothing but a oversized t-shirt.
"My teddy bear doesn't work anymore...I need someone to sleep with..." I said. Naruto froze, his face ALL red. I looked over to the other boys, they were either blushing and trying to hid it, having a nose bleed or trying to get pass Kurai to take up on the offer.
'Pervs.' I thought. And I knew Kurai was thinking the same thing.
I blew him a kiss and Naruto fainted. I transformed back.
"See Kurai?! I TOLD YOU IT WORKS!" I said. As she sighed. Sakura got up, with her eye twitching.
'She's gonna hurt the guys."
"HOTARU WINS!...Obviously..." Kurai said then going back to her painting. Sasuke stood up.
"YOU GOT LUCKY! YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, I DIDN'T STRETCH! I BET I COULD TAKE BOTH OF YOU ON!" Sasuke yelled pointing at me and Kurai.
"You know, you aren't as smart as people say you are..." Kurai and I said in unison.
" Threatening both me and Kurai is the stupidest thing you could do...well besides leaving the fridge open." I said. Kurai bopped me on the head. She put down her painting.
"Let's go."
Kurai, Sasuke and I headed in the middle of the training ground.
Normal P.O.V
"Shikamaru! You be referee now!" Kurai said.
"Troublesome...fine!" Shikamaru reluctantly agreed.
"This will be interesting..." Neji said, with Tenten agreeing.
"MIYUKI TWINS!" Yelled everyone.
"Fi-" Shikamaru was interuppted. Tsunade, Kakashi and Jeraiya walked up.
"What is all this about?" Asked Tsunade.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOTARU BEAT SASUKE, KIBA AND NARUTO'S BUTT! Now, Sasuke challenged the both of them.
"Is he stupid?" Tsunade remarked.
"Fool..." Kakashi said.
"Someone didn't take their common sense pills..." Jeraiya mocked.
"I can't be blamed if anyone dies..." Kurai said.
"DON'T KILL ANYBODY KURAI! You too Hotaru. Be carefull with that Kawaii Jutsu of yours. You almost got me with that one..." Jeraiya said earning a smack to the head.
"What are you talking about? I did get you with that!" Hotaru said.
"GET ON WITH THE MATCH!" Yelled Ino.
"FIGHT!" Shikamaru called out.
Sasuke threw a kunai and Kurai as she blocked it. She grabbed one kunai in mid-air and threw it back at him, barely striking his shoulder as he moved out of the way. Kurai took a wire with shuriken wrapped in it and threw it. It hit the ground in one place but made a fence around Sasuke, making him unable to move.
Hotaru looked at Kurai and smirked. Kurai nodded.
Kurai took out a smoke bomb and threw them at Sasuke. Hotaru and Kurai backed out of the smoke. In clear view, everyone saw Hotaru take something out of her mini backpack and throw it into the smoke. No one saw what it was until the smoke cleared.
When it did, everyone saw two giant panda plushies. Everyone sweatdropped, including Sasuke. Gaara raised an eyebrow.
'Why panda?' He thought.
"What kind of JOKE is that?!" Kankuro said.
"You can't talk, that looks exactly like the ones you have in your room." Temari joked. Gaara smiled a small smile. Hotaru warned everyone to watch but back up. Everyone confusily agreed.
Out of no where the panda's blew up in Sasuke's face, sending him flying back. Hotaru appeared behind Sasuke and kicked him into the air, while Kurai kicked him straight into the rocky ground. Everyone winced, thinking of his pain. Even Tsunade, Jeraiya and Kakashi.
When he landed Hotaru and Kurai both punched his stomach in.
"OH YEAH!" Hotaru yelled as Shikamaru called the match.
"Damn, what did the Uchiha think he was getting himself into?" Neji remarked.
Everyone cheered.
"Who wants to go next?" Kurai joked. Everyone went silent and backed up, even the Sannin and Kakashi.
"Wimps..." Kurai muttered under her breath.
Gaara walked up to Hotaru and congradulated her. After he walked away Kurai ran to Hotaru.
"You OK?"
"Yeah, I'm perfectly fine! I can handle this! I'm O-" She fainted. Everyone evacuated the training ground as the match ended. And Kurai carried Hotaru home.
WOOHOO!
CHAPTER 3!
Sasuke: Yeah yeah yeah, woopdie doo. Now seriously what makes Gaara so awesome?!
He is WAY hotter!
Sasuke: Is it because of the guy liner? I can wear guy liner! Hell, I'll look WAY better!
Right...
Sasuke: AND WHY THE HELL DO I GET BEAT UP IN THIS STORY?
That's what you get for making fun of our characters
Consider yourself lucky!
Sasuke: Hn...
Hn...
Hn...
Sasuke: STOP COPYING ME!!
Hn...
Sasuke leaves stomping.
What's his problem?
(shrugs) Who cares, NOW REVIEW OR ELSE!!
