Disclaimer: I wish I owned Danny Phantom! Desiree: -turns me into Butch Hartman- AHHHHHHHHH! CHANGE ME BACK CHANGE ME BACK! -is changed back-

Congratulations DPraven for being review number four! But since there were a lot who didn't want it to go that way, I've decided to write alternative endings. This is the nobody gets revealed, the next one is where Danny is revealed. I'd love it if you read both and told me which one was better. :D

Warning: Both kinda suck. If they suck really bad, I'll change them.

Later.

Maybe.

...

I probably won't follow through.

"Tell us what you know ghost," Maddie hissed at him, slamming her hands on the dissection table.

"Uh...about what exactly?" Danny asked nervously, shifting uncomfortably. He was laid out in an x position.

"Your relationship with Sam," Jack informed, growing cold towards him. Danny looked a little confused.

"What do you mean? I don't know a Sam," he quickly lied.

"Don't lie to us ghost. We know you're helping Sam cheat on Danny," Maddie growled at him. "We saw you two in the park."

Danny's eyes grew wide. Oh god, his parents saw him and Sam. In his ghost form. They got super heated that night too. How long did they stay here? Oh god this was even more embarrassing than that sex talk his dad gave him. Which he probably only gave him because he couldn't confront him with this. Why him? Why couldn't all the halfa romance problems just stay with Vlad?

"Um..." How was he going to worm his way out of this? 'Oh that wasn't me, that was your son dressed as me because...?'

"We're waiting," Maddie reminded him, tapping an imaginary watch on her wrist. Danny winced.

"I have no explanation," he confessed. Maddie glared and Jack frowned.

"Maybe Sam could give us one then?" Jack suggested. Danny paled some, but he didn't say anything.

"Jack, we can't pull her out of school," Maddie reminded him. "It's 9:40 in the morning, she has classes. Her parents would murder us."

"She always comes home with Danny after school," he pointed out. "At 2:30, they'll both come walking through the door."

"We have a few hours to kill then," Maddie mused.

"You could make cookies, and I'll help by eating them all and saving you the trouble of putting them away in a storage container," Jack said hopefully. Maddie smiled at her husband and they walked upstairs, hand in hand.

Danny tried to phase out of his position, freezing and blasting. Nothing worked. He finally gave up, and used all of his might to duplicate.

"Go tell Sam what happened!" he commanded the duplicate. The duplicate phased up through the ceiling. It passed Maddie putting cookies into the oven and Jack snacking on cookie dough.

At 10:00, Sam finally caught Danny as he entered third period, quite late to be accurate.

"Where were you?" she hissed to him when he sat next to her. "I said I'd cover you for a few moments, not three hours!"

Danny's duplicate glanced towards the teacher before scribbling a note, explaining that he was a duplicate and what had happened, and what his plan to solve it was. He passed it to Sam, who read it silently. She passed back a better plan idea. They passed back plan ideas the entire period before they finally compromised on something.

Jack and Maddie were sitting on the couch when duplicate Danny and Sam came home, arm in arm as normal, as part of their master plan.

"Kids, we need to talk," Maddie called out.

"Is it another sex talk?" Danny immediately asked.

"No," Jack responded just as quickly.

"Good," Danny breathed a sigh of relief.

"Into the basement," Maddie ordered. Hand in hand, Sam and Danny went down into the basement to see the real Danny, still in ghost form, panting heavily and looking exhausted on the table.

"Danny...Sam and Phantom have been having an affair behind your back," Jack informed the younger couple.

"You mean that park incident?" Danny asked. Jack and Maddie nodded. "I know about that."

"You do?" Maddie asked, completely taken aback.

"Yeah. Mom, we had broken up. Sam got offended by something I said, we spat at each other, broke up, by the next day we were cool, she admitted she kissed Phantom, I admitted that I had asked another girl out, we got over it. No biggie," Danny said calmly. The elder couple looked bewildered.

"Maybe you should stop staring at us, and stare at that ghost," Sam suggested. They immediately turned around. Sam quickly freed the real Danny, who transformed back and sucked up the duplicate, on the verge of passing out.

"No ghost," Jack reported.

"WHERE DID PHANTOM GO!" Maddie shrieked.

"I let him go. You have no right to imprison a man for doing nothing wrong," Sam stated proudly, before Danny quickly dragged her up the stairs.

"We're going to the Nasty Burger, have fun on your ghost hunt we'll catch you later BYE!" he said quickly as they ran out.