A/N: OK, BEFORE YOU READ ON, read what I have to say first…
A lot of you are confused by the second chapter, because King Dedede distracted Meta Knight and NOT Bowser…but in the game, King Dedede didn't seem evil enough, so I replaced it with Bowser. Let's just say that King Dedede had to do something so Bowser got there first…OK?
That's all I have to say. Read and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Kirby made the first move.
He started running towards Mario, who saw the puffball running.
He held out his hand and released a ball of fire, about the size of a human fist. The fireball bounced on the floor of the stadium, moving at a speed which wasn't so fast, and not so slow. Because of the speed, Kirby managed to avoid it by sidestepping out of the way.
The way Kirby sidestepped was a little weird: he jumped slightly into the air, and twirled around a bit before landing on the stadium again. Still though, it was still a great way to avoid the fireball.
Mario frowned, disappointed that his fireball did not hit Kirby. But more bad news was yet to come. Kirby, upon reaching close to Mario, took out a Cutter sword and striked him from the chest up. Mario let out an "Oof!" as he was flung a bit into the air as Kirby lifted his Cutter sword and slammed it back onto the ground, hitting Mario for one last time. Landing on the stadium, Mario got up, panting heavily.
"And it looks like Kirby struck the red-capped wimp hard!" the announcer roared as Kirby's fans cheered and shouted out, "Kir-by! Kir-by!" Mario looked up at the huge LCD screen, which indicated the damage inflicted on each player, and realized that he had been hurt by 9 while Kirby remained unhurt.
Mario turned back to Kirby only to see that he was charging at him with a baseball bat in his pink hand. Kirby jumped up and brought down the bat, and Mario countered back by bringing his fist up and smacking the bat away from his face. Kirby landed behind Mario, and unexpectedly threw the bat at Mario, hitting him on the head.
Meanwhile in the stands, Peach was screaming herself hoarse as she tried to make herself heard over the roaring crowd.
"No! No! The idiot-he's going to lose!" Peach cried as tears formed in her eyes.
"Peach, relax," said Zelda. She was secretly rooting for Kirby and wanted to see him beat the crud out of Mario. "It's just a game…nobody will be hurt so severely…"
"Oh yeah?" choked Peach. "What if that puffball does wins Mario, and keep him as a trophy instead of reviving him? Huh? What do you say to that?"
Zelda realized that Peach was correct. Even though the puffball seemed kind, she could never judge a book by its cover. Perhaps Kirby was planning to defeat Mario and take him home, where he would put in his collection of trophies…
"Pyoo!" shouted Kirby as he grabbed Mario by his collar. He threw him down and started stomping on him with both feet, until Mario lifted a fist and hit Kirby right in the face.
"And finally Mario inflicts damage on the bastard pinky!" boomed the voice of the announcer. "Their ratio is damage is 32:6 now…"
Mario jumped up into the air and tried to punch Kirby. However, Kirby rolled out of the way, with a Beam Sword appearing next to him. Kirby picked up this Beam Sword and brandished it threateningly at Mario, who was backing away from the blue, glowing sword. He tossed a fireball, but Kirby smacked it away with his sword. Then, Kirby charged at Mario, bringing the sword up to slash across Mario, but Mario quickly ran to the other side, and Kirby ended up hitting the ground.
"Hey! Give it a break!" shouted Mario as Kirby ran over to him. Mario again threw a fireball, but Kirby dodged it easily.
Mario realized that he would have to adopt another strategy if he wanted to inflict damage on Kirby. Kirby could avoid any obvious attacks coming to him. He would have to pull some unexpected attacks, or perform them fast.
He extended his hand out, so that it looked like he was about to throw another fireball. Kirby sidestepped, expecting a fireball to roll towards him; but of course, there was none. Mario saw his chance and ran towards Kirby. He dug his fist into Kirby performed his Super Jump Punch, which was just basically punching someone into the air. And that was what happened to Kirby. Mario jumped up, carrying Kirby with him.
"And finally, Mario manages to do a decent attack on Kirby!" boomed the announcer over the roaring crowd.
Kirby landed on the ground feet first, a few feet away from Mario. At the same time, a red and white ball appeared between them. Mario didn't know what it would do if he used it. 'But what the heck,' thought Mario, 'I didn't use any items yet, and I need one to beat Kirby easily.' So he ran over to the ball and picked it up before Kirby could even start running.
"And the wimp picks up a Pokeball!" roared the announcer. "What Pokemon will the Pokeball contain? Let's find out!"
Mario frowned. Pokeball? Pokemon? He figured out that the ball he was holding was called a Pokeball, but what the hell was a Pokemon?
But Mario couldn't ponder over this for long, because Kirby was running towards him. He threw the Pokeball to Kirby, but as he did, his thumb pressed on something which was easily compressed. He realized that he had pressed on a button, and wanted to observe the Pokeball to see what it would do; but it was too late because the Pokeball was already thrown. It hit Kirby square on the head, and he was knocked back slightly. At the same time, the Pokeball opened and brilliant flashes of light came out. Mario thought, 'Maybe those lights are called Pokemon…but what do they do?'
But Mario was wrong. The light disappeared moments later to reveal a little penguin-like creature. Mario stared at the penguin disbelievingly. What could a little penguin do?
"And the Pokemon turns out to be Piplup!" the announcer said. "And it's time for the Piplup to do a weak Surf attack on the even weaker pink bastard!"
"Diat!" cried Kirby as the penguin named Piplup ran into him, bringing in a mini-wave. The wave caused Kirby to be pushed back to the edge of the arena. To keep the wave continue hitting him, Piplup ran after the poor Kirby, releasing the strong water from its open beak.
Mario's eyes widened as the Piplup continued pushing Kirby right to the edge. Surely the Piplup would stop there? But no-even when it was dangerously close to falling, the Piplup still shot the wave of water, and both it and Kirby started falling down. Because their momentum changed, Kirby was out of the way of Piplup's wave, and, after taking a deep breath, started to float-jump his way to the edge of the stadium. The Piplup, sadly, wasn't so lucky. It fell right down, and it disappeared from Mario's view.
Mario suddenly saw a golden opportunity: He could perform a Meteor Smash right on the approaching Kirby and stop him from coming back to the stadium! It would be a quick way to win the match, even though-he looked at the LCD screen to check the damage infliction-he had a Percentage Damage of 72 while Kirby had 28. So, fully charged by the new idea, he ran to the edge and jumped up, preparing to bring his fist to punch Kirby down. But, unfortunately for Mario, Kirby again took out a Cutter sword and slashed through Mario. This time, Mario was flung a few feet into the air before he actually landed on the stadium. Weak and battered, he fell to the ground, groaning in pain. Kirby landed on the edge of the stadium just barely, and ran over to Mario. Mario got up and frowned. He gritted his fist and he thought, 'No, I am not going to lose.'
Just as Kirby was about to attack Mario, Mario took out his cape and smacked Kirby. The attack wasn't so strong, so that Kirby didn't gain much damage, but it did cause Kirby to turn the other way around stupidly. Quick as a flash, Mario raised his fist, getting ready to deliver a good punch to Kirby.
But Kirby turned around quicker than Mario thought and opened his mouth wide. Suddenly, Mario felt as if a giant vacuum cleaner was right in front of him and was sucking him up, only this vacuum cleaner was Kirby's open mouth. Kirby was gulping in air, and Mario found himself flying towards Kirby's mouth. Once Mario was inside, Kirby closed his mouth and Mario couldn't see anything except for the inside of Kirby's mouth.
Panic filled Mario as thoughts started flying past. 'Oh man-I'm dead, this guy is going to eat me whole and I'll lose!' Mario closed his eyes, even though it was very dark in Kirby's mouth. 'I lost…'
But instead of being swallowed as Mario expected, he was sent back outside, coming out from Kirby's who-knows-where. Confused, he landed back on the ground on his butt. But Mario didn't have time for confusion, even though there was plenty more in stock for him. He looked up to see Kirby, wearing a red cap. On closely observing the cap, Mario realized with horror that it was his, because there was the letter 'M' on it. He instinctively touched his head, but he all he felt was the soft fabric his cap was made of. So how Kirby could be wearing his cap?
Mario got up before Kirby could do any attacks on him. He decided to try snatching the hat away. But as he ran over to Kirby, Kirby held out his hand and-surprise, surprise-released a fireball identical to that of Mario's. Mario was so shocked that he stopped, gazing at the fireball bouncing its way to him, and it hit his arm.
Mario gritted his teeth as the fireball singed his clothes. 'So that's what he did,' thought Mario. 'He sucked up my power.'
Kirby ran over to him and kicked Mario hard in the stomach. Mario's eyes widened as he flew sideways into the air. He was almost knocked off-screen, but he got his strength together and started jumping in midair to the edge of the stadium. But there was still quite a distance for him to cover, and Mario was starting to doubt that he could save himself. The crowd held its breath-Peach in particular-and wondered if Mario could make it, or just drop down and die.
A/N: I'm in trouble. I was going on to write more, but I didn't know that I was going to have to write a very obvious cliffhanger. I mean, like, you already know who the winner is going to be just by reading the last part. And because the ending of Mario and Kirby brawling is really short, I'm going to have to add in the in the invasion of The Subspace Army, which will take a damn long time to write…
Oh, well. I do this is to entertain you all, and entertaining people keeps me happy. By the way, can you guess who the announcer is? Hint: Check To Brawl, Part 1, and see which food the announcer likes.