Welcome back!
No response from Samus
Or Pit.
Huh, where are they...don't they know we have a show to put on?!
Anyways, I'll be back, just enjoy.
Pit woke up from his slumber, only to realize that all was a dream, expect when he gave Samus the gift basket. Though, it was kinda obvious. Since when does Samus say "Thank you"? What actually happened was this,
"What do you want?" Samus asked. "I wanted to give you this welcoming gift." Pit handed it too her, she snatched it and slammed the door in his face. So, he just went back in his room. Though, this dream, left his member as stiff as a rock.
Pit blushed as he heard a knock on his door. It Master Hand, he was collecting laundry. "Lanundry Pick Up!" Went Master Hand. Pit grabbed his dirty clothes and handed them to Master Hand, eagerly trying to hide his eroticized member.
"Thank you Pit." Master hand went, but he knew Pit was hiding something. Though, Master Hand just shrugged and went off.
"Phew..." Sighed Pit. Pit slept in his boxers, and his toga was being washed so he put on a shirt that had a NES, it also had big brown text that read "Nostalgia". Pit also put on some camouflage shorts.
Samus, woke up like she always did. Grumpy. She performed her morning acts. She also wore something casual. A white shirt cover by a brown vest and some jeans.
Later, she walked out he room, only too head too the cafeteria. What made her even more pissed off was that everyone was there. She just wanted to have breakfast in piece.
"Shit...why is everyone here..right now!" She told herself.
Pit, was sitting at the table she would usually sit at, and in the seat she sat at as well. So, she just told herself, I don't need breakfast and left.
Donkey Kong and Bowser were on her floor, the floor no one dared to keep a room on, and as soon as they saw her, they ran away like babies. And Samus enjoyed this, so loved that almost everyone, expect Sonic, respected her. But, something made her just plain furious.
She saw the gold plate that read "Pit" and when she saw this, she almost blew a fuse. She crushed half of the plate. You read that right. She crushed gold with human strength.
She sighed and calmed herself down, she went into her room and slammed her door.
Later on, Pit saw this and it just left his puzzled. Sonic was with Pit. "I think that tin can in here did this." Sonic said as he knocked on her door, not wanting her to answer.
Pit furrowed his eyebrows, "Sonic, your not scared of Samus?" He asked. Sonic was pushing his luck, nothing was stopping Samus from ending him in a second.
"No, why would I be?" Sonic leaned against the wall.
"Its just that, everyone is afraid of her, including Bowser!" Pit went.
"Well, I'm not like Bowser, I'm like Sonic, which is me." Sonic said smiling.
Pit thought, 'Wow, his ego must be huge...' "Anyways, I gotta dash, catch ya later." He dashed off.
Hours had passed and Pit was in the gym, Samus was there as well. He thought it was best not too talk to her, cause if he did he might blah about the dream he had and Samus would beat him to a bloody pulp.
Zelda and Link where there as well, Zelda was forcing Link too lift cause she want a buff man, not a weakling. "98...99...100!" Zelda clapped, "Now do 200 more." She demanded. Link sighed. 'Is she going to kill me or what?!' He thought.
Peach was doing the same thing to Mario, only nicely. "256...257...258...259...260!" When Peach said 260, it was like a call that said drop these drumbells or you will die! So he did just that. "Was a, that a enough...?" Mario said weakly. "Oh sure it is, if you want to come in second place to Luigi! Now get back to lifting!" Peach screamed. Mario groaned.
Sonic and Pit where watching this, "Wow, I'm sure glad I don't have a girlfriend!" Sonic chuckled. "What about Amy?" Pit asked. "I don't like her." Sonic said smoothly.
"Wait a second, Pit do you like someone?" Sonic asked, smirking.
At this Pit blushed. "U-um, no!" Sonic laughed. "Now I know you lying. Now you gotta tell me." Sonic went.
"...fine. But you have too promise not to tell anyone." Pit begged. Sonic put his hand to his chest. "Hedgehog's honor."
"I like...Samus." Sonic was honestly shocked by this. "Really Pit? You must have really low standards. I mean, what do you see in that bucket of bolts?!" Pit immediately shushed Sonic. "Be quiet! You think I want Samus to know?!" Sonic just rolled his eyes.
"Your lucky, the only reason I'm not telling her is because I don't really care." Sonic said stopping his treadmill.
"Where are you going?" Pit asked. "To sleep. Its getting pretty late." It was about to be 1:00 in the morning.
"Night, Pit." Sonic dashed out of the gym.
Pit glanced over at Samus, only too see her running on a treadmill. She eventually stopped and wiped the sweat off her forehead. Samus, was working out so much Pit couldn't help but stare.
He wasn't paying attention so his felt off his treadmill. Zelda helped him up. "Heh, thanks..." Pit felt like an idiot. "No problem..." Zelda got an evil smirk on her face, this was meaning she had nasty idea.
So, she pushed Pit onto Samus causing her to fall. Pit was on top of Samus, and they locked eyes as they both blushed.
Well, that was chapter 4.
*Pit and Samus were in the hospital*
I told you guys too stay out of the streets!
Know look what happened.
Pit was in a body case and Samus's arms and legs were broken.
Samus: Oh shut up.
Anyways, see ya in the next chapter.
