100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do
31. Max would never let us ask if she used tongue when she kissed Fang.
"Hey MAAAAAX!" Dylan ran up and screamed in her ear.
"What, Dylan?" Max yelled, obviously at the end of her rope because of the Flock's shenanigans.
"Did you use tongue?"
"What?" Max was very very obviously taken aback.
"Y'know, when you kissed Fang that on-" Keeping this G-Rated, or possibly PG, let's just say Dylan will be out of the equation on sick leave for the next little while.
32. Max would never let us wrestle Pokemon.
"FANG! FANG! FANG!" The crowd cheered as Fang walked into the ring.
"Fang will be fighting a Level-100 Raichu today," A booming announcers voice called out as Fang rollled his shoulders, wings fully extended.
Once they were in the ring, it was a long and dreary battle. Eventually, Fang won.
33. Max would never let us each drink a pot of coffee.
The Flock lay all around the room, each giggling, making everyyone seem very OOCish.
"Okay, I'm never buying that much coffee again." Max declared loudly.
34. Max would never let us re-enact one of those "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME" things.
According to Max, this one was not PG, more like 18A, so I am not typing it.
35. Max would never let us play cops 'n' robbers with REAL cops.
"You know, I think I'll leave you here for the night," Max said through the jail bars.
"But... It's the season finale of Gossip Girl!" Nudge exclaimed.
"It'll teach you that Grand Theft Auto is stupid."
36. Max would never let us be in a dog-sled race with Total.
"Mush!" Iggy yelled. "Come on, Total, run!"
"No." Total crossed his arms as much as a dog can. "This is undignifying."
"You staged a full-blown wedding for two dogs." Iggy tried to hide a smile. "It can't get undignifying-er than that."
37. Max would never let us act out violent movies in the living room.
"BLAM!" Gazzy yelled, jumping up and down to simulate bombs.
"BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOM!" Fang held up an imaginary gun, shooting everything in sight.
"What are you doing now?" Max sighed defeatedly.
38. Max would never let us switch personalities with each other.
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah gossip girl blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah flying blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah hair blah blah blah blah blah blah makeup blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." said the Gasman, in an imitation of Nudge.
"BBPT." Iggy made a fart noise with his hands.
Angel stood silent, imitating Fang.
"Nudge," Fang stared at her, deep in thought. "Don't think that."
Nudge poked a can of Coke with a pencil to see if it would blow up.
39. Max would never let us try to break the world record for eating the most Snickers bars.
"I... feeeeel... siiiiiick..." Fang moaned, laying on his stomach in a field of Snickers wrappers.
"Serves you right for not sharing." Angel glared.
40. Max would never let us sing romantic music whenever she and Fang are together.
"Caaaan you feeeeeeel, the loooooove toniiiiight!" Nudge, Angel, Gazzy, and Iggy chorused as Fang and Max walked in, hand in hand.
"Knock it off, guys..." Max blushed.
Things I do not own:
~Max
~Fang
~Iggy
~Dylan
~Dylan's injuries
~Nudge
~Gazzy
~Angel
~Mind-reading/psychokinesis
~Pokemon
~Raichu
~Wings
~Coffee
~OOCness
~Cops 'N' Robbers
~Real cops
~Gossip Girl
~Grand Theft Auto
~Dog-sledding
~Total
~Total and Akila's wedding
~Violent movies
~Coke
~Pencils
~Snickers
~Guiness Book of World Records
~The Lion King
And thanks to everyone who reviewed and gave me these ideas. I don't feel like going and searching up your names, and also, thank you Taylur for telling people about this! YOU ROCK!
Nommy