Disclaimer: I own Card Captor Sakura. Or do I? Wait, I don't. Yeah.

A/n: I'm updatiiinng! YAY! I tried to update sooner since TimeStream promised a cookie dough! Whee! And happytofu will give me a truck of cookies! I hope I get more! I'm collecting! If you want you can give me things other than virtual cookies. You can give me virtual chocolate! Wheeeee! Anyway… I'm trying my best to do this! Sorry, but I'm not really a creative one. Just a childish writer.

Please… don't sue if you don't like it.

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Sakura sighed as she brushed her teeth in front of the mirror. 'Today's the first day I'm gonna PRETEND being the jerk's girlfriend, and those stupid fan girls will kill me! The nerve of that jerk.'

"SAKURA-YOMAAA! I know you need to brush your teeth for years, but could you hurry up? I'm turning eighty tomorrow!" Touya shouted from downstairs. Sakura gripped her toothbrush as it broke into half. Snap!

"Touya just can't live at least one morning without irritating me!" Sakura whined. She had a feeling this day won't work out good.

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"Good morning," Sakura greeted as she entered the classroom. Everybody smiled to her slightly but because of that glazed look of hers she was waaaay different than the cheery one everyone knew.

"Anything wrong, Sakura-chan?" Tomoyo asked with another sweet tone.

Sakura let out a sigh, "nothing. Sorta. Kinda. Maybe. Yeah. Yes. There is." She answered and brought her head down the table. "I'm dead. I'm absolutely dead." She mumbled to herself anytime now her "boyfriend" would appear… and fan girls kill her. That's how it goes!

The door slid open, "good morning!" Syaoran greeted… which was very unusual of him. He walked towards Sakura, his "girlfriend." Sakura cupped her forehead between her thumb and forefinger.

He flung his arm around her and grinned, "hey!" He said blissfully. Sakura groaned, "do you have to rub it in? Why do we have to spread it?" She muttered to him. "But it would be a lot easier if everyone knows it." He whispered to her, his face only a few inches away from her.

Their classmates started to mumble about them.

"Look, if my brother finds out about this, he's gonna kill us!" Sakura complained with a worried look. "I have it all covered!"

"You're too conceited, you know that?" She retorted with an angry look. The girls around them giggled. "They're so sweet! Too bad I don't get to be Syaoran's girlfriend though." Those girls don't cease to confuse me.

Sakura sighed and glanced at him. "You know I really don't know why I agreed to do this."

"Hey, stop saying that. You're hurting me." Syaoran grinned and went to his seat. Sakura's brow rose, 'did he really mean it?' She wondered. Perhaps Sakura forgot what Syaoran confessed to her, "I've never lied to a girl before."

Tomoyo squealed and hopped towards her best friend, "yay! You actually got a boyfriend! I'm so happy. Let's celebrate later!" Sakura rolled her eyes and said, "it's no big deal, Tomoyo."

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Soon… in Gym Class… SWIMMING! We all know what that means. Har Har! So evil!

"Okay, let me ask you one question, Sakura-chan. Do. You. Actually Love. Li Syaoran?" Tomoyo smiled widely and afterwards grabbed her video camera behind her, "come on say it. Do you love Li Syaoran?"

Sakura blinked. "Do I? I dunno." Sakura was bewildered. Nobody had asked that before, and she didn't know the answer. Perhaps she does. Or not. 'Wait… I do. I do! I DO!' Sakura screamed in her head. 'It's unfortunate that we're just pretending.'

Just then, the two girls heard loud screams of pleasure. "Aiiiieee!!! They're so hot!"

"What the heck's going on?" Sakura looked around. But she was rewarded with the sight of Tomoyo drooling. "Forget I asked." She folded her arms on her chest. Sakura wore a big shirt over her swimming wear, which disappointed a lot of boys, too.

Meanwhile, Syaoran was wearing a t-shirt, too. It was probably because of the traumatic experience last time. Fan girls just started screaming and broke his eardrums! At least they were not as loud as last time.

He smirked as he saw her.

"Why're you wearing that?" They both asked to each other.

After a few seconds they laughed heartily, which attracted many. Tomoyo even pointed her video camera towards them. Much time soon, the teacher didn't arrive. Many students already dived in the pool and did actions to amaze people. Pathetic people. Anyway, others even challenged each other, and others tried to drown each other.

And others stared at Sakura and Syaoran, whom were sitting beside each other.

They sat on a bench with people staring at them. They glared at the people around them but they just won't leave. Syaoran smirked, "freestyle?" He challenged her with a menacing smile. Sakura rolled her eyes, "hah! You wouldn't stand a chance!"

Syaoran just grinned, "okay, I'll make a deal. If you win, we get to postpone that agreement about you-know-what. So… agreed?"

Sakura turned to him and smiled widely, she clasped his hand, "you're on!" She walked towards the end of the pool and waited for him to go, too. "Come on! Hurry up!" She called.

Sakura pulled her shirt off and threw it elsewhere. Fan boys drooled.

Syaoran pulled his shirt off and threw it elsewhere. Fan girls drooled.

And… Chaos ensues! Dya-dyaan!

Sakura jumped in the pool as well as Syaoran. "Ready, set…" Sakura started.

"Go!" They both shouted and then they dove below and swam swiftly through the pool. But while they were in the pool…

'Do I want to win? No! No! I don't want to!' Sakura thought. She slowed down a bit, but was surprised when she noticed him that he slowed down just when she did. 'What the heck is he doing?'

'I shouldn't be doing this. She doesn't even want to be my PRETEND girlfriend. Damn it! This is the first time I'm gonna be nice.'

Shortly, they stopped in the middle of the pool. "What are you doing?" Sakura screamed to him. The others were confused.

"What do you mean 'what are you doing'? What are you doing?"

For a while, they stared at each other while in the middle of the baths. She groaned, "are we not gonna move here?" Sakura bit her bottom lip. They were in the deepest part of the pool and her legs were getting tired.

Moreover, a sudden event happened. "Ow!" Sakura yelped as a stone hit her forehead. Syaoran looked around to see where the pebble came from. Others seemed to be too amazed by how long they can keep up in there. No one seemed to be the suspect.

Sakura sunk down with her bleeding forehead. She fainted and guess what… He dived down and…

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Sakura's POV

I felt a hard object smash against my skull! I felt the heat rising up, as I got aware of blood seeping slowly. I didn't think it was that hard since it felt like it just scratched my skin. If not… God damn it, I'll kill the bastard who did this.

Suddenly, I knew that I couldn't breathe! I was aware that I was actually drowning but the huge problem was I couldn't do anything about it. I felt helpless. But as I sunk down, I knew someone grabbed me by my hand and pulled me, afterwards I felt a well-built arm around my waist.

Honestly, I wished that it was Syaoran who saved me. But… I have no idea why! Maybe it's because I really do like him. NO! Don't get the wrong idea, I don't love him. Or… do I? Argh, so confused. Wait, where am I? Can I open my eyes?… Wait, I can't.

Someone make me live! I don't want to die! Give me a mouth-to-mouth resurrection!… Wait, no. Don't.

I felt my body being dropped on the concrete floor. Whoever he or she was, I was sure with one thing. He or she's a complete jerk!… Complete jerk? Jerk? Jerk? Is this actually happening?

Okay, if I'm already out of the water. Why can't I still breathe?

…

Oh.

MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! NO OTHER WAY! SHIT, I'M GONNA DIE!

…

No, no, no! I can't let someone do this! They'll rape me!

Or maybe not. But I don't want just someone to somehow kiss me and slobber their saliva all over my mouth! That's disgusting. Wake up, Sakura! Wake up!

I felt…

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Sakura coughed out the water that was kept in her, she felt weak. She slowly sat up straight, but quickly she clutched her forehead. "Ow! That fucking hurts!" She yelled. Just then… she remembered the events that occurred before.

"WHO FUCKIN' THREW THAT PIECE OF SHITTY STONE?!" She roared and glared at everyone around her. However, that's the only time she noticed that Syaoran's beside her. 'Was it him who saved me? Never mind, WHO THREW THAT ROCK!'

"No one, actually." Tomoyo answered, "the pebble just fell from nowhere."

Then Tomoyo lit up, "oh yeah! Have I mentioned that earlier I bumped to a guy that was all in black and he said… 'Tell Exalted Master Li Syaoran that Meiling Li found out that he got a girlfriend so she hurried to go here, and she would arrive exactly as school ends!' It's pretty weird that the guy looked like a very rich person, though. Who's Meiling anyway?" She ranted.

"Wait, wait, wait… Meiling's coming here?" Syaoran asked.

Tomoyo nodded, "seems like it! The guy said so."

"Shit." Sakura muttered, fell on the floor, and fainted.