Hey Guys and Gals! I'm here with another chapter of Friends Are The Key! Here is Chapter 4: Lover's Nightmare

I don't own DBZ.

Bulma looked up.

"Oh! It's him…" a smile was on her face.

"Oh crud." Kurirn and Gohan said at the same time.

"Hello. It appears to have been a while."

"…Not long enough." Para groaned

Because the mystery person standing in front of her was the one and only Zarbon.

Vegeta looked at him slightly nervous.

"What do you want?"

"Something I own that ran off."

"Oh. You mean this? I don't think this can move, but if you want it, take it.."

She pulled out an object that caused such a reaction. Zarbon blushed until his face was red, Vegeta had to rest himself on a trunk because he was laughing so hard, Bulma looked at it weirdly, and Gohan and Kurirn exchanged looks.

This object was indeed…a makeup kit.

"Yes, I know you wear makeup. I saw you putting it on."

Then, from the kit, she pulled out a bottle.

"Eau d'resistance? I think you overload it because you've never had a girlfriend."

Another object was pulled out.

"I don't really want these back now that you're using them." She displayed some hair elastics.

Then, she put the stuff back and tossed it at him.

"You should know better than to mess with the hearts of men." Zarbon growled

"No, I don't mess with real guys. Just whiny ones."

Then Zarbon flew towards her and lifted her up.

"Hey! Let go of me or die! Oh no! Don't you…!"

He kissed her lips and her reaction was to hit square in between the legs with an iron toed boot.

"You…! Keep your filthy lips to yourself! And if you can't, go to Freiza! He always enjoys a good kiss up." She bared her teeth

Zarbon fell to the ground.

"You will pay for my embarrassment."

Para smirked "Cash or check."

Zarbon growled "I didn't want you to see this, but it seems you already have."

Vegeta abruptly stopped laughing. He actually looked somewhat nervous.

"Para…run. I think this will be too much for even you to handle…"

"Zarbon? Too much to handle? What are you drinking?" She scoffed

"Well, when I fought him, I almost drowned in the lake near that Namek's place, so I suppose that answers your question." Vegeta answered seriously

Bulma made a scared noise.

"Y-yeah! And h-he's s-strong."

Para scoffed with a smile on her face.

"How weak are you guys?"

Vegeta folded his arms bitterly.

He was about to speak when Zarbon screeched.

They turned around to see him transforming.

Bulma gagged, obviously thinking about how ugly he became.

Vegeta-as far as Para was concerned-had the look of 'I'm having a hard time not wetting myself'.

Kurirn, Dende and Gohan looked scared.

And Para said calmly:

"I was right! It is an improvement."

Zarbon's teeth clenched angrily, and then he leapt towards her.

But before Para could do anything, Vegeta threw himself at Zarbon, and sent a fist spiralling into his face.

"What on…" Para looked confused.

Zarbon looked smug.

"You want to die first? Alright, then."

He swung his fist into Vegeta's stomach, causing Vegeta to keel over.

Then Gohan and Kurirn jumped in, stopping Para again.

"Guys! You know I think…" Para was cut off again.

Bulma hid behind a rock.

"Guys! Listen!" Her face was getting red

They continued to fight, but Zarbon was holding his own, and close to winning.

"That's it." Para growled.

Then something happened that everyone stopped.

The sky grew dark, and red lightning crashed through the air, and rocks raised up from the ground. All the debris was swirling around a dark figure floating in the sky.

They all looked closer to see what was going on.

There was Para, looking so mad she might destroy the planet in her rage.

"I…CAN…HANDLE…THIS…SO…GET…LOST!"

All of the others simultaneously peed themselves and most of them joined Bulma at her hiding spot.

Then, like that, the debris crashed down to the ground.

Meanwhile, near a village

A group of Freiza's men were finishing 'negotiations' for a dragon ball.

"When our warriors come, you will be sorry." The elder said weakly.

"Yeah. When pigs fly!" One soldier commented.

"N-no! When Saiyans can beat Master Freiza!" Another commented

"No! When Para says that she loves somebody!" Another laughed

The Elder was confused by this. What were they talking about?

"No! When Vegeta actually becomes a Super 'Retard' Saiyan!"

They all burst laughing when they heard that one.

Finally, the Elder smiled.

"How about when aliens get squashed by 50ft boulders."

"Yeah! Totally…"

SPLAT

They all looked down at the commander.

Then, the Namekian warriors came.

"Oh crud." The rest gulped.

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Para sighed. Finally, she wanted to fight.

She floated down to the ground, and then before Zarbon could react, she knocked him hard in the nose. He bent down, and then she did a back flip over him then kicked him in the butt, causing him to fall flat on his face. She then warped him into a crocodile pit.

"Boys! You can come out now."

They were all shaking.

She looked at each one.

"Having a little urination contest are we? Whoa! For a little guy you've got quite the bladder." She turned her direction to Gohan's face.

Then she turned towards Vegeta "I think you forget how strong I am, oh knight in shining armour." She mocked

"I-I was just worried that…"

"Hey. I'm 600 000 power level, remember? I can take care of myself. Now you guys better change your clothes. I'd rather not be known for traveling with the Wet Band, and I think Bulma would agree." She snickered at her own joke.

As the others were walking away, some of the guys looked at Vegeta and Para.

"I wonder…" Kurirn said out loud to himself.

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