DISCLAIMER: Dawn and I (Jamie) do not own the following:
Frosties from Wendy's
Twilight Characters
Smart Waters
But we DO own the following:
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Jacob Black is a mangy mutt who cannot stay in La Push. Bella was not helping at all; she encouraged him. To the people of Forks, Washington: you now have temperamental man beast among you.
So here I am in class with my gay band teacher, my brothers, Lauren, Jessica, Mike, and a six-foot mutt. Life could not get any better. Please note the heavy sarcasm.
The smell…it burns my nose!!! Emmett thought.
Ewww, nasty. Why is he here??? Jasper thought.
"Okay, Jacob is it?" Mr. G asked
"Yea," The Mutt said.
Ohhh, lovely. Mr. G thought
"What do you play and do we need to get you one?" Mr. G asked. "Ummm, bass and I have one. "
Oh my sexy vampire. The new kid is H O T. thought Lauren as she ate (AN: or drank, we really don't know which you do with a Frosty) a Frosty from Wendy's.
OMG , he is SMOKIN'. Jessica thought as she drank a Smart Water. Like that would help her…
I gagged at the thoughts of the female population. You do not even want to hear Mr. G's.
I can't tell who's hotter: Black or the Cullens. They walk hand-in-hand. Jessica thought.
Lauren started to walk around the room to the trash can with her Frosty, probably looking for a subtle way to check out the dog's backside. She suddenly tripped over a cord, and the Frosty went flying. Like a red target was on his chest, the Frosty landed in the middle of Jacob's white shirt. He yelped like he could feel the cold and began to take his shirt off. An audible gasp filled the air from the girls and Mr. G.
SEXY BEAST!!! Lauren and Jessica thought together.
Note to self: don't mess with new kid. Mike thought.
An 8 pack of yumminess, Mr. G thought, making me shudder.
I stared at Mr.G as drool started to collect at the corner of his mouth. Jasper suddenly jumped up and ran out the door saying something about the bathroom. The emotions are overwhelming, He thought.
"Okay class" Mr.G said slowly gaining composure. "Lets start with the…umm, oh, right, Flexibility Cycles."
But none of the female population, including Mr. G, could pry their eyes away from the one, the only, shirtless Jacob Black.