fan**********Ask the SOS Brigade*********
All right! Well we got a ton!(because I'm cool like that) We have some REALLY HARD questions today, and I'm excited! Thanks to your donations and questions I was able to afford ingredients to make my awesome bentous! They seem to be enjoying them anyways*Beams* Uh…Mikuru you have some rice on your face….
Mikuru: Oh! Sorry!*brush brush*
Dria: Damn she's sooooo cute!! On with the question!! (Oh, I say hello to Chris and sexy John-pyon!)
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"What would you say your individual theme songs are?"
Itsuki: I would say…"Sukiyaki"…a quiet beautiful song with a silly name ^^
Kyon: Um…"American Woman"…for obvious reasons. (Dria: aw cut it out you luv her!)
Mikuru: "Sugar Baby"!
Kyon: * what? That's a rap from a Sailor Moon fanatic?!*
Haruhi: "Hare Hare Yukai". What else??
*All stare at Yuki…Staaaaaaare*
Yuki: "Fly Me to The Moon."
Dria: um…ok… (Yes that was both an alien and Evangelion ref, lol)
"If the world were to end, what would spend your last days doing?"
Itsuki: Well, I'd enjoy the show…right Kyon?
Yuki: computer.
Kyon: Whatta ya mean SHOW?!
Mikuru: Um…classified again, sorry.
Haruhi: I had a dream about that once…*blush**starts messing with hair*
"John smith."
Dria: What?! That's not---
Yuki:Pocahontas is the thirty-third animated feature in the Disney animated features canon. It was produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation in April 15, 1994 and was originally released to selected theaters on June 16, 1995 by Walt Disney Pictures. The film is the first Disney film to be based on a real historic character, based on the known fact of the real historical story and also the folklore and legend that surround the Native American woman Pocahontas, and features a fictionalized account of her encounter with Englishman John Smith.
Dria: Well…all righty then.
Haruhi: If Kyon were to die (In front of your eyes in a horrible and bloody fashion) and had a few seconds to live...what would you use those seconds to do?
Haruhi: What?! Who--?!
Kyon: Omygawd WHY am I dying?!
Haruhi: Y-yeah! It's not a legit question if w-we don't know ALL the d-details!
Dria:*A good answer that Haruhi might say when not in front of Kyon: She already has seen that incident a few seconds before it really happened, and she wouldn't have it any other way.
Haruhi:*whisper* I-I would not!!
Kyon: Watch any good anime lately? How about FLCL? Good, now can you compare your life to that sack of madness?
Kyon: Believe me; Takun has nothing on this insane asylum.
Yuki: With those bored AI, can you prevent any more of those things from infecting my computer? It got the BSOD earlier.
Yuki: I cannot interfere with the will of those I am not involved with. It is outside my jurisdiction. Have you tried banging it with a shoe? It seems to work for Kyon.
Itsuki: Mikuru is an awfully attractive member of the SOS brigade. Have you had any..."Thoughts" of...you know...
Itsuki: Miss Asahina is a very attractive young woman. So I suppose if either of us were able, I would consider maybe taking her out for dinner. ^^
Mikuru: DO you think Haruhi is lesbian? I mean, she does grope and...to be blunt...RAPE you...
Mikuru: Wha--!? N-no! Miss Suzumiya i-is in lov---I mean…no I do not think so.*looks afraid*
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Kyon WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Kyon: Finally SOMEONE cares enough to ask!! It's---
Haruhi: OMYGAWD LOOK AT THAT!! ITS SOME ALIEN DEVICE!!!
*All look over*
Yuki:*holds up cell phone with eggplant clip* I got it in a cereal box…
Yuki do you still go to the computer club
Yuki: Occasionally, yes.
Haruhi how many guys have YOU dated
Haruhi: Urrrg…I lost track…
Itsuki WHY THE HELL DO YOU SMILE SO MUCH
Itsuki HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SMILE SO MUCH THAT HAS TO HURT YOUR FACE AT SOME POINT*taken as one question*
Itsuki: I have no real reason to frown. It's all in the lips*smiiiile**sparkle**sparkle*
Dria: Waaaa! My eyes!!! The shiiiiine!
Mikuru ...to Moeh can't think of anything to ask
Mikuru: Um…all right…
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Yuki: Can you fall in love?
Yuki: It depends. Can you?
Kyon: What is your hobby before Haruhi came to your life?
Kyon: What are you suggesting HARUHI is my hobby?*sigh* Well I guess I was just your average otaku, huh?
Itsuki: Do you love Mikuru in some way/form?
Itsuki: Why yes, she is an amazing friend and colleague. *smiiiiiile*
Dria: Ok, ok, we get it, blue ribbon teeth.
Mikuru: Little sister...why did you steal MY time machine?!
Mikuru: T-time machine?! I-I travel by…THAT'S CLASSIFIED!!!* covers face*
Haruhi: What do you do when a random guy asks you out? Do you mutilate them and threaten castration?
Haruhi: You know it!*air high five*
Kyon: I thought you couldn't say no?
Haruhi: Have you ever SEEN a guy who asked me out?
Kyon: *good lord what does she DO to them?!**anime shock*
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Haruhi: why do you love Kyon?
Haruhi: Who says that I do!? I mean it could've been hot that day when I wore the ponytail!
Kyon: nobody said anything about a ponytail…
Dria: OOOH! Busted Harutchi!
Kyon: How much money do you make? Seriously, financing the entire brigade whenever you go out must be straining on your wallet.
Haruhi: Only when he buys lunch ^^
Nagato: What's your gamerscore?
Yuki: I am sorry…what is gamerscore?
Dria: Um…yuki-chan… Yeah, we tried to show her an Xbox, but she sorta…dismantled it…
Mikuru: Ever considered modeling?
Mikuru: Oh I...um…
Haruhi: Yeah…you definitely have the body for it…*griiin*
Kyon: Miss Asahina! Run!!!
Itsuki: Do you ever win at ANYTHING?
Itsuki: Why yes.
Kyon: At what?
Itsuki: Being friends with all of you.
Dria&Mikuru: Awwww!
Haruhi: Aw, don't be so soft.*secret smile*
Ok well that concludes this Q&A! Yuki would you take us out???
Yuki: Thank you, please leave your questions via review. Your thought are appreciated and pondered. Thank you.