Sorry for the wait. Modern Warfare 2 and Gantz kept me busy.
You think you got the best of me...I got some news for you...you ain't seen the last of me!!!
Okay. So, interrogation isn't the best of talents for the blond. He now stands in the middle of an ocean of blood. Covered in the red liquad himself, he just looks innocently around. His clothes drenched in blood, stuck on his skin also, but he didn't really mind. He was supposed to find out where Gato lived, but ended up killing all the mercenaries when he grew impatient by their fearful stammering.
Naruto just stops his happy looking when his eyeline came straight at the kids. They looked fearfully at his eyes, cracked wide open in mad glee. He holds out his hand to them and walks forward in slow motion.
The young children couldn't move even when their lives depended on it. They watched as the boy kept getting closer and closer. Death somehow taken the shape of a blond hobo that can explode heads.
"Wait! I can tell you where he is! Please don't kill us!"
One boy, who was the one that checked on Naruto in the water, cried out. His brown hair covering one black eye. That one eye matched Narutos crazy eye with fear. The blonde maniac laughed and started clapping. "Wonderful!"
He stared at the kid for the longest time. The kid just gulped and pointed the direction. "Gato's headquarters. I-it's at the harbor."
Naruto tilted his head to the side, cracking his neck and showing his confusion. He then tilted his head to the other side, making another side. "Harbor?"
The boy nodded and Naruto just smiled at him. "Thank you." He held back his snickers and then laid his hand on the boys head. He lifted the boy's hair, making him cry out in pain. He then threw the boy to his friends. "There. You don't have to walk to them anymore."
He turned around, to the direction of the harbor. 'Doo do doo do doo....'
"Here he is men! The star of the show! The magnificently pathetic dirt of Wave...Inari!"
A short pudgy man with one eye and a frazzy beard shouted out. All the men there, nasty and laced with liqour, cheered at the coming said boy.
The boy has ragged clothes, comes to the center of the fenced area. Encrusted to the ground, is a wooden pole, which is distinctively colored red. Inari has brown hair, and really short. He has but one arm. His eyes were bloodshot red, due to crying too much.
The fat man next to him petted the boys hair. "This boy here is a very special guest. Usurper of the village rebellion against our leader Gato! Like father, like son!"
Booing could be heard from crowd of bandits. All of them were sitting on the ground. Besides them were various women from the village, either naked or in clothes of the bandits choosing.
The fat man chuckled. "Oh, but don't worry. We have something planned for the little ruffian. Introducing a beauty of Wave! Tsunami!"
The boy's eyes shot open and looked at the fat man in suprise. The fat man reflected the look with a glint in his eyes. Then, two men came with a beautiful woman with long navy-black hair. She was naked as the day. Bruises were upon her face and various parts of her body. Her eyes matched the color of Inaris eyes for the same exact reason.
"Now that we have her actress we can begin her rape scene!"
Confusion and slight horror came upon the boy's face at the word 'rape'. The woman herself broke down into more tears. The fat man became ecstastic. "All righty!"
The fat man walked to the front of the crowd. "Any takers?" A lot of bandits raised their hands for a chance to defile the woman. The fat man picked about seven men to come with him. One bandit even shoved his personal slave to the side. With the men accounted for, the fat man nodded and motioned for the 'actors' to commence the scene. As the men were about to lay their hands on Tsunami, a voice was heard from the bandit crowd.
"Boo! This movie sucks! We need better actors. Shit, just kill the fat ass! He's ruining the whole damn thing!"
Said fatass gritted his teeth and shouted to the crowd. "Who said that!? Who is the brute that ridicules my movie!?"
A hand came up and waved it. "It was me! Me! No! Not that fucker! ME!"
Everyone looked to the back at the crowd to see a blonde boy in raggedy clothes. The blonde was smirking and his eyes held an evil mirth in them. Inari was the first one to shout, "Naruto-niisan!"
He couldn't believe it. The blonde was standing right there. Alive! He thought he was dead, as Gato stated when he captured him. But then, a dark feeling came over him. 'Where was he? I thought he abandoned us.'
The bandits looked from Inari to the blonde. The fat man smiled evilly. "Naruto-niisan, eh?" He pointed his round chubby finger to the blonde. "Any one who kills this boy, will get a part in the rape scene!"
Naruto not wanting to pass this opportunity, raised his hand. "I'll kill him!"
This made everyone sweatdrop at the pure stupidity of that. One bandit closed his eyes. "A stupid boy..." His eyes opened and glared at the boy. He ran to Naruto with his club ready to smash his face in. "Making fun of us eh!?"
In a moment time seemed to slow. That moment, the only normal movement was the mouth edging up Narutos cheeks as he cackled. His hair suddenly flowed more and went with the wind. His eyes lost a bit of insanity and holds a purity. The cracks on his cheeks greatly thinned and curled up into a spiral. He then closes his left eye and stops his insane laugh.
The bandit suddenly stopped his charge and was spinning. "Hey! What's goi-AAAAAAAAAH!!!!" His body suddenly skyrocketed up into the air. Everyone looked up to see him fallling up from the sky to the ground. The end result was his bones shattered and one bone could be seen popping out. Blood splattered on the floor the scene just made everyone sick to their stomach.
"Oh! Praise Kami! He has soothed this pious soul into his sanctuary!" The blonde's voice changed somewhat from slightly cracked to pure softness. The feeling he gave off now makes people a lot more comfortable. In fact, it was soothing.
This new Naruto walked to the corpse and dropped to his knees. He put both hands together and closed his eye. One can hear a slight hum of prayer.
The fat man's shock dissapated, and shouted to his contingent of bandits. "Now! Kill him while he's praying!"
This shout caused every bandit to charge. Inari had to close his eyes and look away. 'He's done for.'
Naruto just knelt there and pray. His humming never ceased. The armada of bandits kept charging, but few members stopped and then flew off into the air. They met the same fate as the first bandit that died. Soon, the numbers fell off and just nine bandits survived out of thirty. They all were about to kill the blonde, when a huge swirl of wind came around Narutos knees. Then, he too skyrocketed to the air, where he outstretched his arms and opened his left eye.
"Glorious."
He soon started to descend the skies and tilted his body to dive headfirst. "Kami! Give me your grace!"
Soon, he landed straight on ground floor. What he landed on became red and splurted everwhere. Turns out he landed on top of a bandit. His calm smile never left his face as the blood stuck onto his face.
His arms outstretched to the shining sun. "Now the gods will surely gift us with rain." He said to the clear sky.
He put both hands together as he prays once more. "Now I leave you all. Good souls. May god give everlasting peace."
His spiral whiskers receded back into cracks. His eyes and smile gained back it's maniacal visage. His hair now spikes back again.
The blonde maniac cracked his neck both ways. The bones sounded hollow and it made the remaining bandits even feel it in their own necks. The fat man became quite scared of the boy's power. "W-hat are you!?"
Naruto looked from his fingernails to the fatass. "Me?" He smirked and cracked his knuckles making himself moan in delight. "Why, I'm the fucking ice-cream man you dumb bitch."
The fat man pointed his finger at Naruto. "Bullshit! You are fucking monster! A psychopath! You-re a fucking demon!"
Naruto started bowing and smiling at the wonderful praise he was recieving. By now, the bandits who were left, ran off with their balls between their legs. The blonde slowly started walking to the fat man, who was by now shitting his very pants at this moment. "I have to say. Those were the best things anyone could've said to me, wifey."
He swiftly put his arms around the fat man's neck and whispered in his ear. "Now for making me feel so good, it's time I return the favor." He put his hands on the mans neck. "Did you know I give the best massages?"
The fat man would've believed the boy, if the blonde didn't just killed most of his bosses's men. Naruto just chuckled at the fat man's look. "Oh don't worry..."
His hands started to vibrate. His smirk seemed to have been stolen from the Devil.
"My massages are to kill for. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Inari almost had his lunch on the floor. 'That wasn't no massage.' He thought as he saw his 'idol' explode the fat mans head. Then again, he was glad that the fatass was gone and that the blonde saved him yet again. But this new Naruto scared him even more than Gato of all people.
Naruto sighed in content when the headless man dropped on the floor. He dusted his hands and looked at the remaing people there. A bunch of female slaves. This made Naruto grin at them, scaring them even more than the bandits.
The blonde raised an eyebrow and pointed at himself. "What? You don't like me?" He innocently asked.
When he didn't recieved a response at all, his eyebrow ticked. "Well that sucks!" He yelled at no one in particular. He then narrowed his eyes at them.
"Well you know what!? Fuck off! I have no likes for men like you!"
This statement caused the women to run from the angry lunatic. When they were gone, Naruto cracked a grin and licked his lips. He clapped his hands and rubbed them together as he whispered in excitement. "Now I get to ravage Gato all by myself! Woohoo!" He pumped both fists out to the clouds.
Then he heard a feminine sneeze and turned abrubtly to the offender. He pointed at Tsunami. "You! Fucking bitch! Stopped poisoning my air supply!"
He started to stomp over to her and raised his hand, motioning to slap her. Tsunami looked at him in fear and awaited the pain. Angry shouts from Inari were heard asking why the blonde is acting this way.
Smack! "Ha Ha Ha! I can't believe it! You just got sucked!"
Inari's eye twitched in disbelief that Naruto didn't smack his mother but instead smacked his knee and laughed at their faces. This made Inari closed his eyes in irritation and have them open when he shouted, "What the hell is your problem, Naruto-niisan!?"
Naruto draped his arm around the boy's neck and smiled. "Aww. You called me daddy. Now I don't know who you are, but you don't call random sex offenders daddy. That's only when they become Hokage." He sighed dreamily. "I wish mine was a Hokage. Then, my dream of smacking him across the face would really make me laugh. Fuck. I don't even know what a Hokage is!"
Inari, totally annoyed by Naruto, just yelled at him, "What do you mean you don't know who I am!? I'm Inari! You know! That kid you lied to about there being heros in the world! Huh!?"
A punch in the got was Inaris answer. Blood was spilled from his mouth. His eyes narrowed in pain had to look into the mad gaze of ocean blue. The teen of the three whispered, "Heroes? Never heard of it."
"Inari!"
A cry from Tsunami brought his attention to her. She ran to the boy and held him. She then glared at the whiskered boy before her. Naruto's smirk dropped and then he grabbed hold of his head. "Urg...What the fuck..."
Random images appeared in his head for split seconds.
"There are no such things as heroes!" "And that class is why the Yondiame is a hero..." "Don't be a hero, Naruto..." "I wonder what's it like if they saw me as a hero..."
The images faded away, but a dark bestial voice lingers in his mind.
"A hero..."
Tsunami and Inari can only stare in wonder as the boy clutch is head in agony. The blond started to drop on his knees and punch the ground. The cracks were pulsating and his whole body started to vibrate. His teeth were clattering and soon he held his arms around in his knees.
"F-fuck. I-ts co-ld li-like a w-wit-ches w-rin-kly a-ass."
Tsunami had to cover her sons ears at the foul language bing displayed, but the boy's virgin ears has already been defiled. She glared at the blond, but couldn't help feel a little pity for the shivering psycho.
The blond didn't know what he was feeling right now. His whole body just became an iceburg and worse is that he feels ever degree of it. A lightbulb then cracked and exploded in his mind. 'Bingo!'
Tsunami and Inari saw the blond went from shivering to rolling around the ground and flailing about. The boy slowed down and eventually stopped. He slowly stood up and then stretched his arms. "Ahh. Stop, drop and roll is such a useful counter for the cold." His hand went up to his hair and scratched it. "Fuck. Big words confuse me."
He turned around and looked at Inari. His smile turned into a smirk and then pointed at himself. "Hey. Faggot. You seem like a nice young brittle chap. Can you kindly tell me where in the fucking fucks is Gato-sama-san-sensei-chan."
Inari glared up at him, anger swelling in his chest. "What is wrong with you!? You can't stand up to Gato!!! He killed your whole team! So why do you keep trying!?"
A crazed eye met his own and the other eye was of purity. "Because, you fucking shit. This world is full of sin. And I am the god that will cleanse it!" His eye seemed to grow more madness than ever and he laughed to the skies.
The little boy just stood there watching in realization. "You...you're crazy!!! You're not Narutoniisan!!!" He cried out as he charged the blonde. "Where is he! What did you do to him!" In his eyes are tears that his brother is no more. He pounded his fists on the blonde maniac and kept crying out as he pounded on the boy.
"Where's Naruto-niisan!!! Where is he!? WHY DID HE LEAVE US!?"
Tsunami's heart wrenched when she see's her son dropping to the ground crying his own heart out. 'Inari.' She put a hand over her heart. 'You are so young and now you lost yet another person.'
Naruto just relished in his cries for this 'Naruto-niisan.' He just smirks and walked past the boy to Tsunami. He calmly crossed his arms and his smirk grew wider. "Tell me mister. Where does Gato fucking live?" He calmly asks.
The woman had to take deep breaths to stop sobbing at how her little boy is broken. She looks at the floor and points in the direction where Gato is.
She didn't see the generous smile on his face before he dashes off. Even if she saw it, the moment would've been ruined when the blond yelled out, "Put some fucking clothes on! Who knows when I'm going to be around?"
Inside Gato's hideout, there is a large room. Pillars are sectioned to the sides and a large spacing in the middle. A sillhoutte of a man leaning against the wall is shown. Another sillhoute comes up to him.
"Brother. I think we need to talk."
An angry scowl adorned Meizus face as he turns to Gouzu. He looks at his brother's solemn face.
"Yeah? What is it now?"
Gouzu just sighed and took a deep breath. "Well. I was just wondering about all the things we're doing."
Meizu just scoffed and crossed his arms. The things his brother could whine about. He just felt like ramming this sword up his bro's ass. "Yeah? What about it?" His eyes then narrowed at his brother.
"Don't tell me you're getting soft on me. God damn it. You're just like that Haku bitch. So fucking goody-goody." He marched over to his brother and poked his chest. "Listen. We spent years with that fucking mad man and we always get the short end of the stick when his precious tool gets the winnings. And now we're free! Free from that man and his bitch and now we have better lives!"
Gouzu took the finger off his chest softly and pointed his finger on his brother's chest. He didn't want be the the weaker one this time. "Free? You call this freedom. It's just like before. We serve under a different man now. But this time brother, the man probably wants us dead!"
The brother with the big-ass sword glared at Gouzu. "He doesn't dare do that to us!" He then took out Kubikiri and layed it on his brothers shoulder. "And don't question me. The same blood doesn't matter if it runs cold."
"Meizu-sama!" A yell cried out, got their attention.
Several bandits came through the door and were all panting. Their skins are deathly pale in somewhat fright. Meizu puts away his sword and takes a step forward, looking at their disheveled state. "What is it? You guys looked like you've seen the devil."
One bandit gulped and took a deep breath. "Uh...If you saw what I saw, then you would think so too."
"WA HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!"
Just as Meizu and Gouzu didn't think the bandits would get any paler, they were completely wrong. The bandits started to scream, "It's him!!!" and ran past the Demon Brothers. The brothers looked at each other and went to see who would scare these bandits so much.
A smiling blonde walks to the spots a tall skyscraper on the dock. He happily giggles as he puts his hands behind his back and skip a little. Then, when he nears the building, he stops in his tracks. He closes his eyes and takes in all the air he can get in his mouth. Suddenly, he spins around like a twister and screams to the skies. "WA HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!"
Naruto descends to the ground in a smooth motion. His hands outstretched and his eyes on the clouds. He hears the main doors of the building open and seconds later two figures enter his sight.
One figure has a huge sword looks at the other figure. "Tch. This is what made those asses leave? Fuck. Let's just kill him." He takes his sword out and points it directly on Narutos neck.
He raises the sword and then thrusts it down. A huge crack appeared where it hit, but there was no Naruto to be seen. Meizu raised his sword and looked around. "Where is he?"
Gouzu calmy looks to the side, feeling ragged breaths on his neck. If he turned aroud, he would've seen face-to-face if a wackjob. Said wackjob just giggled. "Hee hee. You guys just tried to kill me..."
Gouzus brother had to spin around with his sword out to just slice nothing as the blonde staggered back. He crouched down and cracked his neck. "Dick move guys. HYA!!!"
He rushed forward and reached his hand out to grab Meizu, but the ninja just shot out a chain to Gouzu. The Demon brother then pulled the chain and Meizu to safety. Naruto had to smirk at the chain. "Woah there baby. I'd love to see what you guys can do with that stringy-ling."
Gouzu narrowed his eyes at the blond and looked at his brother. "This guy looks awfully familiar. I can't put my finger on it."
Meizu just raises his sword and has a gleam in his eyes. "I don't care if he looks like our father. I'll chop him to peices."
Gouzu sighed as he released the chain to let his brother charge against the blond. The boy wiped his eyes and charged at his brother as well. Meizu swung his sword in a horizontal swing, but the blond jumped and landed on the sword. "Ohh. Nice dildo. Where do you stick it? I stick mine in my ear."
Meizu blanched, but put his guantlet on the blade and scraped it to send spark at the blond. Naruto flipped back and got into a fighting stance, which was one hand behind his back and the other on his crotch. "Yikes. That almost shocked me. Don't worry, I didn't get hurt."
What Naruto didn't see was Gouzu preparing his claws to slice the boy's back. He thrust his hand forward, but time slowed like the other time at the harbor. The cracks on his cheek glowed whiteish-blue and shaped into zigzag lines. His pupils seemed to shine brightly and his hair got even spikier, gotten more luster, and points out to the sky. Time went back to normal. In one millisecond, he turned around and flashed behind Gouzu.
"Fuck ME!!!"
He started to looks around staticly and hops little. "Youfuckersareslow, I'mbored! YAY!!!!" He ran in circles in lightning speed around Gouzu and Meizu. Then, he started teleporting behind them in quick speeds of lightning. When he gets behind them he makes a humping gesture with his tongue out, which looks as sharp as a knife.
Flash "Fuckyou!" Flash "Fuckyou!" Flash "Fuckyou!" Flash "And...fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou!!!"
He finishes with one final thrust. Everything he did was with a vulgar thrust in the air. He cackled at the disbelief on the brothers faces. He stuck his tongue out and flashed behind Gouzu.
"AND FUCK YOU!!!"
He lashed out his hand and electricity pumped out of his hand. The shocking projectile went straight for Gouzu. Meizu just stood by, knowing that he could've deflected the lightning with his sword. His brother cried out in pain as he got shocked. His chest was hit and clothes were charred.
Naruto raised an eyebrow and shot another lightning, but this time at Meizu. The demon brother deflected with his sword. 'Tch. Teme. I'll lop his head off. Maybe I should try Zabuzas move.'
He threw his sword and it was sent spinning towards the blonde. Naruto just stared at the incoming weapon and a memory flashed in front of him. It depicted the same sword only it was in a forest. The figure behind the sword was blurred. The memory was gone and Naruto just smiled with electricity shining through his teeth. "Ding Dong! Fuckyawithmypingpong!"
He flashed again and this time he was up in front of Meizu. His smirk right there up in the demon brothers face. "Hey! Youwanttoknowmyname!? MynamesKICKTOTHEBALLS!!!"
A kick indeed impacted on Meizus nuts. The demon brother yelled out and dropped to his knees, holding his damaged goods. The blonde ninja thrusted to the air with vigor. "Two points!"
Pop Pop! Ching! Woo! "Bondage people!"
What was once Meizu and Gouzu on the floor, are both brothers with their chain entrapping Naruto. Meizu just smirked. "Got him. Gouzu hold him."
The other brother nodded and held Naruto, while Meizu picked up his sword that dropped on the ground. The demon brother walked to the blonde. "Heh heh. Know I recognize you kid, seeing you in chains and all that. You're that brat that got freezed up like a little bitch back in the forest with that team. No wonder you're so weak now. And since I killed that sensei of yours, there's nobody to stop me now."
What was supposed to make Naruto angry, just made the boy stuck out his tongue like a panting dog. "Woof!"
Gouzu had to keep himself from snickering at his brothers face. Said brother was pissed that this kid turned the tables. He raised the Kubikiri that shined in the light and yelled out, "DIE GAKI!!!"
The light that bounced off of the sword blinded Naruto, which caused another memory to appear. The blurred figure from his past memory holds the Kubikiri the same as Meizu did. The figure started to become clearer and the the blond finally saw who it was.
"ZABUZA!!!" Crack!
He yelled out as his hands vibrated, breaking the chain into peices. His eyes immediately looked up to see the sword heaving down on him. His hand moved moved without an accord.
Meizu expected blood from the boys arm, but what happened made his eyes widened in disbelief. Naruto blocked the blade with his bare hand, and made several cracks along the blade nevertheless. The blonde moved the blade away and his hand made contact with Meizus shoulder. An explosion of blood came from the demon brother. His arm flew off like a peice of paper in the wind. Meizu staggered back and fell to the ground, the Kubikiri still in his hand. His shouts at his brother filled the air.
"Gouzu! Help me!"
Said brother sped up to his brothers location. Naruto just stood with a smirk on his cracked face. His appearance change back to 'normal'. Another memory flashed, this time the figure stood where Gouzu stood. The figure changed from Gouzu to...
"Hunter-nin-san!"
Naruto greeted with his arms wide open, as if meeting an old friend. But the madness in his nose told different stories. Gouzu crouched and picked up Meizu, while keeping a cautionary eye on the maniac. The blonde just stood there innocently, tapping his foot as if listening to a techno beat.
Gouzu looked at Naruto, and then turned his head a little to Meizu. "Brother. I think we should retreat. We are no match for him, especially when you're injured."
"No!!!" Meizu yelled out as he roughly pushed away Gouzu. He picked up his sword and charged at the blonde. "This fuck thinks he could kill me!? I have the Kubikiri Honcho!!!" He swinged at Naruto, but the blond ducked to avoid the blow. "So fuck him!" Another swing, another ballerina twirl from ours truly. "Fuck you!!!" Gouzu winced as the blonde dodged and countered with another explosion, this time on the other arm.
"AAAGH!!!!"
Meizu cried out as he dropped to the ground, only for Naruto to hold him by the throat. The boy smirked at the pain his victim must be feeling. Meizu opened his eyes and wanted to spit on the moy, if it weren't for the mask. "Fuck you! Even if you kill me, you have nobody now! Your whole team is dead. And you have no sensei! CAUSE I MEIZU ONI KILLED THE LEGENDARY COP-"
Splat!!!
Blood covered Narutos face as the mans head exploded. The cracked boy licked around his blood and chuckled. His face in mad glee. "Hmm...taste like blood." He stared at the corpse on the ground. "Goodbye Zabuza-chan-san."
He turned to the other brother, who stood by in silent sadness. "Fuck you lookin' at? It better be my sweet ass."
Gouzu just sighed in sadness as his arms rosed to his sides. He looked up to the shining sun. His gauntlets slid off, revealing two clawed hands. The hands were charred black, as if burned and the tip of them were glowing orange-yellow. "A fool to the end." He chuckled. "That's my bro."
Then, the sadness in his eyes were gone, and replace with a fierceness. His mask then slid off, revealing flesh and teeth. The teeth was also charred black and his tongue was like the tip of his fingers.
He stared at his brothers corpse and then to the blonde. "Suprised? Probably not. But this is the defect bloodline that me and my brother had. We didn't know what power we had, but I don't think it was bloodline. I thought it was rape. Rape of the normalcy my brother and I will ever had when we have this."
He lifted his cloak to reveal a burned body. His whole organs were shown. But one stuck out the most. A wriggling worm by the stomach. It was an A.D.A.M slug. He chuckled bitterly.
Naruto himself grinned with and lifted his brown cloak as well. Revealing a slightly bigger Crack. "Ooh look! We're slug buddies!"
Gouzu just shook his head, and he ran straight toward Naruto. The blonde just stared at the incoming figure with a smile. A second later, nothing was in the psychos view, except for the corpse on the floor.
If he looked up, he would've seen a pitch black cloud in the air.
Instead, he looked down to the sword on the ground. He laid his hand on it and picked it up. He tilted his head and raised an eyebrow. "Huh. Not my cup of shit." He off-handedly said, but continued to carry the sword. He walked to the main entrance of the skyscraper and looked up. His chuckles kept on going as he went inside.
3/20/10 - Revised the Gouzu/tribe thing. I don't know what the fuck got over me. Plus added or changed some stuff.