Ciao~! I is back XD (too many marshmallows.. -_-;) But this is so cool! 12 reviews! XD Thanks people!

But I don't wanna think about what would happen if my boxer suddenly became human…I'd probably embarrass her. -_-;

Don't own Hetalia…but I do own this thing so I'll take what I can get! XD And thanks for all the reviews, favs, and alerts!

"Hey! Are you going to leave me standing here all day Toni?" Gilbert yelled through the door again.

"Sorry Gil~! I'll get it." Antonio chirped as he started to open the door, but once he had it opened a little bit Gilbert burst in with full force.

"And the awesome me is now here! So let's get this party started!" Gilbert cheered as he held up a box of beer and the bird on his shoulder chirped. Then he noticed Lovino and said, "Oh, who's this? Your new lover~? Why Toni! I didn't think you'd find someone before me! How could you?"

Lovino twitched and growled, "OI! What the hell is your damn problem bastard? And HELL NO! I'm not anyone's lover!"

"Wow…aren't you a pissy little thing." Gilbert laughed. Then he asked Antonio, "So..anyway, who's he?"

"This is Lovino Vargas. He's a friend of Arthur's. Arthur asked if he and his brother could stay with me since he doesn't have enough room at his house. Feli's staying with Ludwig though." Antonio replied as he tried to calm Lovino down.

"oh..so he has a bruder who's staying with West huh..maybe West'll finally get laid after all…" Gilbert said then he started looking around the room. "Speaking of pissy..where's that psycho cat of yours who loves to scratch me and west to pieces and attack Gilbird?"

"Ahahaha~ it's not Roma's fault! He's a cat, all cats try to attack birds." Antonio laughed. But then he looked away for a second and said, "But I don't know where Roma is though.."

Gilbert patted him on the back and said, "it'll be fine Toni! That psycho feline'll turn up soon. Just you watch!"

"Gracias Gil~. Are you hungry? There's still some leftover paella." Antonio said as he started walking to the kitchen with Lovino quickly following him.

"Yeah! That'll be awesome!" Gilbert cheered as he followed Antonio.

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During the meal Lovino kept finding himself staring at Gilbird.

Maybe I can grab it right before the bastard leaves…shouldn't be too hard… Lovino thought. Then he froze. What the hell…? Why am I thinking like this? It's like I'm thinking like a...cat…UGH! Damn that brow bastard! He didn't say anything about still trying to catch stuff!

"Hmm? Lovi? Are you feeling okay? You keep staring at Gilbird." Antonio asked with a concerned look.

Lovino scoffed and said, "I'm just trying to figure out why the albino bastard thinks it's such a damn good idea to walk around with a bird on his head is all. It makes him look like a dumbass."

Antonio brightened up and said, "Si~! I guess it does look kind of weird. But that's Gilbert for you after all."

"Yeah! I'm awesome so why shouldn't I show it? That'll teach anyone unawesome enough to doubt the awesome me!" Gilbert shouted as he jumped up from the table.

"Ahahaha~ of course, whatever you say Gil. Well since I need to clean up maybe you and Lovi could go into the living and get to know each other." Antonio said with a laugh as he stood up and started picking up the dishes and putting them in the sink.

"Yeah! Awesome idea Toni! Who knows? Maybe he'll pick up a tiny bit of awesome!" Gilbert said as he swung his arm around Lovino's shoulder and started to move him out of the room.

"OI! Get the fuck off me bastard!" Lovino yelled as he tried to fight off Gilbert, unsuccessfully.

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When they got back to the living room Gilbert let go of Lovino and glared at him.

"Alright you. What the hell was your problem back there?" Gilbert asked as he looked Lovino right in the eye.

"Problem? If anyone has a problem it's you bastard." Lovino said with an eye roll.

Gilbert scoffed and said, "No, it's you. You looked like you were about ready to catch Gilbird and eat him! So explain that!"

Lovino stiffened and turned his head away, "I-I wasn't doing that… your damn mind must be going." He stuttered.

"You sure as hell were! It's almost like you were acting like a cat or something!"

"That's because I am one!" Lovino yelled, and covered his mouth once he realized what he said.

Gilbert stared at him and stuttered, "W-Was? What did you say?"

Lovino sighed, "I'm a cat…remember that one you were bitching about when you came in here?"

"Yeah! Toni's pissy little….wait..YOU'RE Romano?" Gilbert yelled as his eyes widened.

"Yeah…I'm Romano. And keep your voice down bastard! The tomato bastard can't find out about me at all." Lovino said as he threw a quick glance into the kitchen.

Good..the tomato bastard didn't hear us… Lovino thought. Then he turned back to the still in shock Gilbert and said, "the brow bastard the tomato bastard works with turned both me and Veneziano human. But neither the tomato bastard or potato bastard can find out about us or else we'll turn back into cats."

Gilbert gave him a thumbs up and said, "relax, Toni'll never find out with the awesome me on your side!"

Lovino rolled his eyes and sarcastically said, "Yeah..I feel so fucking safer already."

"Yeah! Now you're getting it!" Gilbert yelled as Lovino facepalm and Antonio came bouncing back in.

"Ahaha~ looks like the two of you have been having fun." Antonio laughed.

"You bet! Lovi's starting to get a little more awesome just by standing next to my awesomness!" Gilbert said as he proudly hit himself in the chest.

"Ugh…I'm surrounded by dumbasses and bastards." Lovino groaned. I just hope that the albino bastard doesn't screw this up…

And now Gilbert knows! And the reason why Lovino's not turning back into a cat is because the only ones who can't find out is Antonio and Ludwig because they're the cats former owners. Anybody else is free to know! XD

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