Special thanks to Muselina for the translation :)


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If he were King

If he were King, of course things would change. He would be always on a horse, jousting. Another measure would be that cats would be protected species and nobody would harm them. And he would have many cats. And he would always be sealing the royal provisions, stamping the royal seal, as he sees Joffrey do. But if there's something that Tommen Baratheon is sure, is that he will never be king because Joffrey is. Nobody's going to discuss it. And what kind of king would he be? Joffrey was tall, strong. Tommen was short, chubby…but clearly he wasn't cruel.