Hurky: Well, I got a lot of reviews! Thanks, guys!

Ryo: Hurky, you got a Riku sock puppet?

Hurky: I sure do! (pulls one out of box and gives it to Ryo)

Ryo (hugging it) YAY!

Riku: O.O

Hurky: Let's get on with the story, lol!

So, everyone cheered when Riku and Kairi walked in with a normal Sora.

"EEK!" cried Sephy. "Vampire!" and he passed out.

"Relax, he's normal now!" said Kairi.

"Good." said Leon. "Now let's get on with our lives."

Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie walked in.

"Yay, we finally found you!" said Selphie.

"We got lost in the house!" said Tidus.

"Good for you." said Riku.

"Well, we better unpack." said Wakka.

"Yeah, you do that." said Riku.

Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka walked off.

"Geez, when I bit Kairi's neck, it tasted funny but good at the same time." said Sora thoughtfully.

"You bit Kairi?" cried Leon, sounding all shocked.

"Only for a minute!" said Sora. "Then Riku killed the head vampire."

"Well, that's good." said Aerith.

"From now on, we won't let anything strange slide!" said Riku.

Tidus walked in. "Hey, we got a DVD in the mail. We're going to watch it." he said.

"Knock yourself out." said Leon, waving him off.

"I think I'll go take a nap." said Riku as he stretched his arms.

"OK, have a nice sleep, Riku." said Kairi.

So, Riku walked off.

"Nice sleep?" asked Sora. "Come on, give me a break!" he snickered.

"Don't laugh at what I say!" cried Kairi.

Meanwhile, Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka were watching that DVD. It had basically nothing but dancing stuffed clowns with evil faces on it and sock puppets. Then, a girl and a monkey with boots fell off a cliff, and doll with a freakish face grinned evilly at the viewers. Finally, after robot chickens were taking over a city and piranhas ate a steak, it was over.

"It wasn't so bad, mon." said Wakka.

"Yeah, why wasn't this in theaters?" asked Tidus.

Their cell phones rang and they answered. "Seven minutes." said the voice, and hung up.

"Til what?" asked Tidus as he flipped his cell phone shut.

"Maybe seven minutes until a huge surprise party comes and showering paopu fruits on everyone?" asked Selphie.

"Or a big blitzball tournament?" asked Wakka.

Hurky walked by. "Or how about seven minutes before you die?" she asked.

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I was only joking!" said Hurky.

All while that was happening, Riku was napping and then he woke up, unaware that he was possessed, with his sea green eyes now glowing red. He went to the kitchen and got a butcher's knife.

"Must...kill...Sora." he said dully.

After five more minutes passed for Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka, they passed out and went into a coma. Hurky had to call an ambulance.

Meanwhile, a girl with blonde hairwearing a pink chinese shirt with a star on it,a skirt, and a visor on her head, was playing miniature golf on the other side of Destiny Islands when she got a weird feeling.

"What's wrong, Ryo?" asked the girl with her, named Varan. She wore a black dress, a black cloak, and black hair.

"My Riku senses are tingling!" said Ryo as she threw off her visor and threw down her golf club. "Riku's in trouble! I'm coming for you, Riku, my hunny bunny!"

She then sped off and left a cloud of dust.

"Fine, then I win the game!" said Varan...

Hurky: You'll have to wait until next week or so to find out what happens. Right now, I'm out of time.

Hurky's mom: HURKY, FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OFF THE COMPUTER!

Hurky (sighing anime style): And unfortunately, out of luck.

Sora: Haha, your mom yelled at you.

Hurky: Sora?

Sora: What?

Hurky: Shut up. Until then, readers and reviewers.