So...here is Chapter Four. Nothing much to say about it except I am sorry if Batman is a bit OOC at the end of this Chapter. I didn't really know a way they could get acquainted and keep Batman like himself. So other than that...here we go...

Chapter Four: LarryBoy VS The Joker 1:

"Harley, Please...stop choking my neck!" The Joker was putting on his peach-colored make-up along with some other make-up objects to make his nose and chin look shorter. Well, Joker wasn't putting it on, Harley Quinn was putting on the make-up for him as well as working with his collar to make sure he looked good enough to get out in public. He ended up wearing a black and white base-ball cape to hide his green hair, and a brown over-coat.

"I'm sorry Mister J," Harley complained. "It is just very hard to get your collar up without any of your make-up getting all over it."

"Oh..." Joker shoved Harley out of the way. "I don't care if anything gets on it. Sometimes you just can't work with people..."

Alvin was watching from a bed. "Tell me again why you need to go out into public?"

"Because," said Joker. "I need ingredients to make more Joker-Venom. Gotham still doesn't have enough smiles you know? HE HE HE HE HA!"

"Whatever," said Alvin. Joker turned to Harley.

"Be good, and keep Alvin company while I am gone, eh Harles?"

"Alright Puddin'," Harley responded.

"Good." Joker went through the door and walked the side-walk of Gotham. "Ah...the fresh air of Gotham City," he said. "Hopefully...in the future...the air will be less fresh...and I will have smiles a dozens! Ha ha ha ha ha!" He got towards the nearest Super-store and got inside. Joker looked though all of the neat new items on display. "Look at all of the new goodies!" Joker laughed. Then, there was a scream. Joker ran up to were the sound was coming from and saw a man with a gun pointed towards a helpless young woman.

"Now, NOBODY MOVE!" yelled the man. He made his way towards the cash register. He took out another gun and pointed it towards the cashier who was behind it. "Give me the money!" he yelled.

"Not going to happen, Bandit!" yelled a high-pitch voice from somewhere near. Then, two plungers with giant yellow extenders attached to themselves to the gun pointed towards the cashier, and another towards the one pointed towards the woman. The plungers whipped back and caused the man to hit himself with his own guns. The man fell over, knocked out. Then, the plungers went back towards the ceiling. LarryBoy flipped off of the light-fixtures and landed on the hard-wood floor with a thud. He ran (or...fast hopped?) over towards the man and took a rope out of his Utility Belt. He tied the man up and attached the two plungers on the ends together.

Joker jumped up and took a wet cloth out of his coat -pocket and rubbed all of the make-up off until he was again, looking just like the Joker. "Hello everyone!" he yelled. "Joker is here!" He started to do a small dance and took the flower on his lapel and squeezed it until a gas came from it and started to spread itself towards everyone. LarryBoy took out a gas-mask that resembled his upper-body and put it around his face. Everyone else were just rolling on the floor cracking up, and only LarryBoy and the Joker were still standing up. "Catch me if you can Lady-Boy!" Joker cackled. He ran out the back-door putting bunny-ears over his head. LarryBoy looked back towards the cackling people and then ran towards Joker. LarryBoy arrived to see a blimp behind the room. The blimp carried off into the sky with Joker on top of it, laughing his head off.

LarryBoy plungered the blimp and zipped up towards the top. He looked towards the Joker who started to giggle. "What is it?" LarryBoy asked.

"I don't know," said Joker. He ran up towards LarryBoy and LarryBoy backed towards the edge of the blimp. "You know they say that it's the shock that kills you...not the fall..." Joker took his hand out of his pocket and jabbed it, with the joy-buzzer on it, into LarryBoy's chest LarryBoy, dazed from the shock of the joy buzzer, fell off of the top of the blimp and plummeted towards Gotham. "But in this case, I think both imply," Joker shouted towards him. Joker then looked at his Joy-buzzer. "The new and improved Extra-Shock Joy Buzzer," he said to himself. "Only found in McJoker Happy Meals! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

LarryBoy was falling towards the ground, and was too dazed by the new and improved extra-shock joy buzzer to fire a plunger. Then, something whipped towards him and stopped him from falling. LarryBoy looked up to see none other than the Batman saving him from his own demise.

LarryBoy woke up from a daze and found himself in a cave-type environment He looked over and saw a highly-advanced Computer, much like the Larry-Computer he owned in the Larry-Cave. LarryBoy was about to get up, but noticed he was tied to the bed he was laying on.

"Hey?" He yelled. "What's going on?" Batman, as if on cue, came into the room. "You?" LarryBoy asked. "You?"

"Yes," said Batman. He made his way over towards the Bat-computer.

"Nice hide-out," said LarryBoy. "Reminds me of my own little hide-out. I call it the Larry-Cave."

"Interesting," said Batman. "This is the Batcave. But enough talking...why are you in Gotham?"

"I'm LarryBoy, Hero of the city of Bumblyburg. I am here because a nemesis of mine, Awful Alvin the Onion, is in this city and is partnering with an outlaw who lives in this place too. I need to figure out what Alvin and this 'Joker' character are up to before everything is too late."

"Well," said Batman. "At first I thought you were nothing, but then I also heard how you apprehended that criminal not too long ago. That criminal escaped from prison a few weeks ago. He is not a super-criminal, but he is rather good at committing crimes. At first I thought that it was just a thug, so why should I help you...but then I thought more. I figured, that since the Joker was partnering with your enemy from from this 'Bumblyburg' place, there must be something to him...and you."

"Wow," said LarryBoy. "That is a new thought from you. Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. I'm LarryBoy, you?"

"I think you know who I am," said Batman.

"Yeah," said LarryBoy. "Nice to meet you...Batman." LarryBoy was going to shake hands with Batman, but then, since his arms and hands were invisible...he knew that Batman, a human, probably wouldn't be able to see his hand and didn't do anything.

"Tell me about Alvin," said Batman. LarryBoy shifted his eyes.

"Okay," he said. "Alvin, as said, had a terrible childhood and grew up being dissed and destroyed by the constant hatred of the whole social concept, and then ended up in everyone hating him. His parents were nice, but never seemed to be home when he needed them. He ended up growing up without anyone who loved him, and also a hatred of people. Then, he decided to make at least one friend...and he made Lampy. Lampy is a a normal floor-lamp with a crooked smiley face drawn on him-I mean it. He has mastered so much science he was able to make mind-control devices called ear-wacks, and even living eyebrows that control your emotion...you dealt with one a few days ago, remember?"

"Of course," said Batman. "So there is this anthropomorphic onion from a country made out of anthropomorphic vegetables and creates chaos throughout the city...thinking it is rather amusing?"

"Pretty much. What about Joker?"

"Nothing much to him. He fell into a vad of chemicals a long time ago while wearing something called the red hood. When I confronted him, he fell into the chemicals and his skin was bleached white, his lips were turned permanently red, and his hair was turned green. His look caused the take of the name Joker, and ever since, he has been threatening Gotham with bombs, deadly laughing gas, and a variety of other schemes that he finds extremely 'amusing'."

"Um...interesting."

"It seems that Alvin and the Joker are somewhat similar. Not exactly or very...but somewhat." Then Alfred came up towards Batman and LarryBoy.

"Hello," he said. "I see we have some company. Does he, or does he not know who you are?"

"Why?" asked LarryBoy.

"Be quiet," Batman said back. "No. But I do not think it matters either."

"Very well Master Wayne," Alfred said. "I came down here to see if you found out where the Joker was broadcasting from."

"Things got in the way Alfred," said Batman. "I'll have to do it later."

"Very well, Master Wayne," said Alfred. Alfred left the room and Batman turned back towards LarryBoy.

"Who was that?" asked LarryBoy.

"My Butler Alfred," said Batman. "Raised me from my childhood."

LarryBoy was pretty upset that Batman was an orphan as a child, but something else came to his mind first. "You're butler's name is Alfred?"

"Yes, why?"

"Because...I also have a butler named Alfred...he also provides me with my weaponry ..he is a nice guy."

"Okay," said Batman. "Do you know much about Fighting?"

"Not much," said LarryBoy. Batman gave him a look that meant something was coming up...