It was the day to go to Hogwarts and Harry couldn't wait, he was going to ride the Hogwarts express even though his "father" was a teacher he would still ride it to avoid suspicion. Snape told harry that the Malfoys will take him to the train station and added before a hug was to get on the train early to avoid the Weasleys.
"Remember Harry if you think you smell a bunch of dead people and see a lot of ugly red hair, it's probably just the Weasely's and like I said avoid them other than that everyone else should be up to you in judging if their friend worthy or not." Snap said as sent Harry on his way.
"How am I going to fool that dumbass Headmaster with this?" Snape questioned to himself as he watched his adopted son Harry run off to Lucius and Narcissi Malfoy.
Moments later found Harry, Draco and his parents at platform nine and three quarters, there he met Tracey and Now the new Ancient runes professor Susan Davis.
Meanwhile Molly Weasely was screaming" PLATFORM 9 3\4 QUARTERS THIS WAY"! "Where Is that bloody future income for Ginny at"! she finished with annoyance By now 3 of her kids Fred, George, and Percy got so annoyed that they got on the train without saying bye to their mother. While the other 2 Ronald, and Ginny were looking around the station concerned that Dumbledore's plan might fail.
"Maybe he knew how to get on somehow" Ronald replied as he was snacking on a couple pf Molly's homemade celery and Salmon cookies.
"NONSENSE"! Molly replied with her wand raised."He lives with the Muggle Dursleys they don't know shite about what us wizards do!" Molly said as she took a breath I"LL FIND YOU POTTER! Molly screamed once more. Susan Davis who was undercover and knew this was coming came out picked up Molly and slammed her. "Are you threatening!" Davis hollered as she bound the obese Weasely Mother in ropes and turned her over to the jurors. Susan then went to Ron and stole one of his cookies.
"Hey give that back!" Ron said with mouthful of chewed up cookies in his mouth.
Susan ate the cookie and immediately threw it up in a nearby trashcan
Dumbledore was having a great day he was able to dose Argus Filch with enough love potions that it became permanent. Caretaker Filch was now his permanent companion. Dumbledore spent hours with filch in his bedroom doing minutes and minutes French kissing and a hour in the bed exploring each other It was wonderful. " Dumbledore was sad when filch said he had to do his duties as caretaker but he would be back tonight which got dumbles extatic. Dumbledores good day when he looked at a report coming from kings cross saying that molly was arrested for threatening An 11 year old by the name of HARRY POTTER! Dumbledore read the last part aloud. "Damn what do I do now"! Dumbledore screamed.
knock Knock was heard outside dumbledores door Ahhhhhhhhhh Filch your here you sexy sum bitch" Dumbledore said dreamily and they walked hand in hand and mouth to mouth to the bed with his sexy care taker boyfriend