"Okay, now that we've gotten one of the main characters, let's select a boy! Surely, the already developed Storm will be chosen, creating the drama of life long friends having to fight each other-" She pulled a name out of one of the two balls, "Oh. Nevermind, the male contestant is Pita Moolark. Everyone can go home, except for the two contestants, and their loved ones. Also Pita's mom." Miffy then left the pedestal.
I took a good look at Pita. Surely, he will not become a love interest, and it will be easy to kill him. Yeah, I'll brand him, too!
Because his name is Moolark?! Like, moo, like the cow?! And you brand cows?! Oh, screw you. Anyway, my mother, my sister, Storm, and my acquaintance Match walked up to me. Miffy then appeared out of nowhere.
"Alright, Kamuss, I am your escort, Miffy! I will take you to the mayors house for you all to say goodbye to Kamuss!" Miffy said, oddly cheerfully. And before you ask, no, she does not have a last name. I think that's a Capital trend.
"Wait!" I said to Miffy, "Shouldn't we wait for Pita?"
"No," Miffy replied, "Right now in the story, nobody likes him. Let's gooooo!"
And we did. Eventually, Pita caught up. I started tearing up. Not because of having to say goodbye, but for realizing that soon, I'll meet Cano, and fan girls will immediately start writing fan fictions about us. I don't even know who Cano is, and I'm worried.