Me: Fine. This is a comedy with a pinch of creepy. Hopefully this will be done by Halloween. If not... uh...

Romania: 'Next year's special will definitely be a one-shot?'

Me: Yeah, what he said. I don't own Hetalia. If I did, would I be doing the fanfiction tradition of putting a disclaimer up?

Running towards Hungary was America. He looked thoroughly freaked out.

"That's my cue to leave." Romania said behind Hungary. "Bye bye~."

"Wait-!" Too late. He was gone. And America grabbed onto Hungary's arm. "What is it, America?"

"ENGLAND JUST TRIED TO EAT ME!"

"...What."

"Romania made England his vampire minion! And he tried to freakin' eat me." America started rambling. "I wonder, would I taste like burgers? Probably. Then Iggy might be enlightened by the awesome taste of hamburgers and want more! I'm so screwed! And-" SMACK. "...Thanks. I needed that."

"Can you put me down now, eh?"

"Not until you tell me where Romania is."

Hungary and America saw Netherlands with someone slung over his shoulder.

"Look who I found," Netherlands said.

"Who?"

"Canada...!" the person whined.

"Canada!" America grabbed his brother. "Open your mouth!"

"What?"

"Open your mouth!"

Canada blinked before he obeyed. There were fangs. Of course.

"DAMN YOU, ROMANIA!"

"What, eh? O_O"

"THAT VAMPIRE-BASTARD MADE MY BROTHER A VAMPIRE MINION THAT CAN NEVER EAT PIZZA AGAIN! DX"

"Huh?" Canada reached up to feel his canines. "HOLY MAPLE. O_O"

America put Canada down. "He's going down."

Netherlands held out a stake. "You're going to need this." Then he pulled out a garlic clove. "And this."

"...Why do you have those?"

"I'm dressed up as Van Helsing."

"Ohhh."

Meanwhile in the ceiling...

Romania and England were looking down at everyone.

Romania looked at England. "He's not really going to slay me with that, right?"

"...If he still believes there are monsters in the closet when I only joked about it once about 300 years ago, there's a chance he might do it."

"...Crap."

"You want to stop scaring him?"

"...Not just yet. We have an audience to please."

"Hungary, Netherlands, and Canada?"

"...Sure. Let's go with that."

Me: I'll try to finish this on Halloween! I will! If not, there are a few countries with their Halloweens on the first days of November, so I'm good!

Everyone: (*Sweatdrop*)

Romania: Review~!