Beacon Rules
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
76. No trying to turn Ruby evil, it's never going to work,
A. Besides, she basically rules the school already, if she wants the world she'll get that as well. Cinder we're looking at you.
Cinder tried turning Ruby evil once…the girl had been confused and when questioning the other students she was told that she could take over the world with just a pout.
77. Challenging Ruby and Oobleck to a race was a horrible idea, and you will pay for the damages.
A. On a related note the Emerald Forest is not useable as a training ground for the next 3 months, or at least not until we can get the giant lines of destruction made from two super-sonic objects going through it and taking everything with them.
On the bad side, the Emerald Forest was pretty much destroyed, on the good side so were all the Grimm in it!
78. No Cinder, the Ice Cream girl cannot come in, cannot steal Ruby for you and cannot distract Yang while you attempt to seduce Ruby.
A. Why would you think that would work anyways? We've already said Ruby has never had Sex ed.
Cinder promptly face palmed when she remembered that Ruby didn't know what flirting or seduction was…she had to run for her life when Ruby had asked Coco and Yatsuhashi why Cinder was trying to get into her pants, since that is what Team CRDL described it as. (Thank you nahte123456 for numbers 76 through 78)
79. No daring Ruby to make ANYTHING from ANY Anime, she will most likely find away to build it or add it on to Crescent Rose...
A. Grimm Damnitt Nora!
Ruby is a mechanical genius…and she has a fascination with things that cause lots of property damage or goes boom…let's just say that no one could figure out how she managed to make a machine that channels into making invisible Vectors…all that after only two episodes of Elfin Lied.
80. Alright who gave Ruby a Beowulf pup?
No one was sure which was more surprising, the fact that she got permission to keep it…or the fact that she managed to tame it…on second thought the taming it bit was more surprising. Her puppy dog pout will make anyone agree to anything, even giving her permission to keeping a Beowulf pup. Thank you for 79 and 80 Moony and Sunny
81. If Port asks you to help him capture Grimm say no
A. Honestly we have enough chaos around here we don't need Grimm in the school…Ruby's pet Beowulf not counting
Ruby agreed to help him capture some Grimm once…they bought back fourteen Beowolves, ten Ursa, three Nevermore's, twenty Boarbatusks…and Ruby got to keep her new pet DeathStalker. How that fit into the school no one will ever know but many blame Nora for it…she never took offense
82. Forever Fall is for training and some missions, not to collect and sell maple syrup.
A. Nora I'm looking at you
Nora had the bright idea of collecting and selling the syrup from the trees in Forever Fall once…she made over a thousand lien before the teachers found out…they only found out because the syrup attracted Ursa by the handfuls.
83. Don't throw Red Sap at your friends! That stuff attracts Grimm!
A. It also may lead to you being attacked by a hungry Nora
Team CRDL were playing catch with it and when it broke on Cardin's armor he was attacked by Nora who had not had breakfast that morning because she woke up late…He was in therapy for a year
84. I don't care how effective it is! You're weapons are not 'Skeleton Keys' stop using them as such
A…That weird Sora boy from Vacou is allowed to because his weapon IS a key!
Lots of students just broke the door instead of opening it…the Beacon budget couldn't handle many more of those
85. Unless you're Jaune Arc or Lie Ren, male students are NOT allowed to cross dress
A. Because all of you aside from those two look like idiots in dresses or skirts.
B. This does not mean that the girls or other guys can make the two boys Cross Dress all the time.
Beacon had a cross dresser's ball…all the boys except Jaune and Ren looked like uncomfortable idiots and felt like it too…on the other hand Ruby looked quite cute in the tuxedo Ren lent her
86. Don't try to one up the food fight between Team JNPR and Team RWBY it won't work
A. We don't care if it's just snow, it won't be as awesome as they were
A LOT of students tried one upping the Food Fight of the Millennium…none succeeded and Goodwitch had a record number of students in detention
87. Do not call Weiss 'flat' or 'underdeveloped'. Ever. She will kick your ass, REALLY hard.
A. Especially around her team. Only Yang can tease her, in a not harsh way.
One guy from Haven made the mistake of calling Weiss flat where she could hear…it took ten fourth years and two teachers to restrain her…another boy mentioned it around her team…it took all the fourth and third years as well as all the teachers to restrain not just Weiss but her three teammates as well. Even Ruby could tell it was an insult of some sort.
88. Do not say either Blake or Yang are fat in 'certain areas'. It's a REALLY bad idea.
Several thugs were talking about their bodies…the two girls misheard what they said and it took half of Beacon to hold the two back
89. Do not say to Blake "you got a nice butt", "nice booty", "you got a big butt", or any other reference to her butt. We warned you.
A. Especially around her team. Only Yang can tease Blake.
Team CRDL learned that the hard way…they now had their own rooms in the hospital and Med-bay…three of the girls were in detention, Ruby just pouted because she thought she was doing the right thing in defending her friend and got off scot free Thank you for numbers 86 to 89 New Universe Returns
90. Do NOT question Velvet and Coco's relationship
A. Velvet doesn't know she's been claimed by the fashionista…and Coco is very protective and possessive of her bunny
Yang questioned what Velvet and Coco were to each other once…she was so confused by the end of it that she had a migraine.
91. Oh for the love of Monty! Don't give Blake Catnip
A. Yang, Nora we mean you!
In an attempt to make Blake lighten up some Yang slipped her some catnip…the results were hilarious but once she found out what happened Blake sent Yang to the hospital and then locked herself in the dorm for two hours.
92. No matter how much it might amuse/relieve everyone Don't lock Jaune and Pyrrha into a closet
A. Damnitt Emerald!
To be fair…everyone was tired of the two dancing around each other but Jaune was too terrified to try anything with Pyrrha…Pyrrha was too insecure to do anything with Jaune unless he made the first move. It didn't stop several students and teachers from thanking Emerald though Thank you for 90 to 92 Angel wolf11021
93. I don't care if they gave you permission, don't go through other peoples things.
A. Velvet is still in therapy after going through Blake's bookcase when looking for the Cat Faunus's spare history book
In Blake's defense, at least she had the forethought to hide her Ninja's of Love books…the bad thing is that she disguised them as school books
94. Do NOT give Jaune Arc alcohol!
Not only were his parents and siblings pissed at Team CRDL for spiking Jaune's soda…but Jaune was very scary when drunk Thank you for this one, Shadowangelknight
95. If a room is damaged then alert a teacher, don't try to fix it yourself
A. Especially if you are attempting to fix it using your weapons
Nora tried fixing the ball room as a favor to Team CFVY once…while using her hammer…
96. Don't approach Nora when holding a watermelon
A. Because the end result is the entire area looking like a crime scene
To be fair Ruby was just being nice when she offered some to Nora…Nora went nuts all on her own…well nuttier than usual that is
97. Yang is no longer allowed to sing
A. She makes the ears of every Faunus and half the humans within hearing distance of her bleed
Yang is a terrible singer…she only stopped trying to sing when Ruby mentioned her ears bleeding after listening to her sister sing. While she may not care for many people…never let it be said that Yang doesn't care about her baby sister
98. Don't mess with anyone shorter than five feet, they will kick your ass
A. This includes Weiss, Ruby, and Neo
B. Damnitt Yang you were warned!
Yang made the mistake of going too far in her teasing of Weiss one day…she was frozen solid for a full minute before her semblance melted the ice and Weiss says that Yang got off easy because she was the heiress's teammate.
99. If you see Rose Petals on the floor after lunch…please move to the side of the halls away from the petals
A. Ruby constantly forgets her books in the cafeteria and she has Oobleck's after lunch, you were warned
Most people, thankfully, were smart enough to already know to stay out of the path…Mercury and Team CRDL weren't most people.
100. Please do not try and change the lunch menu
A. Nora was made to cook one day in detention…Port was no longer allowed to assign her detentions without the approval of two other staff members
Nora didn't realize that not everyone could handle her levels of sugar intake…while it didn't effect Ruby or those with semblances relating to fire or that effect their metabolism…more than half of Beacon's staff and students were in sugar coma's for at least a week.