Shir ; this chapter will be two weeks long because i couldn't make it on Sunday.
Gotta do projects and shitz.
So i didn't update last week , yep .
Sorry , if you were looking forward !
Disclaimer ; Shir and Shan does not own Naruto.
February 12 2013
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... why is this thing in my room ?
i'm going to burn it now ..
February 13 2013
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.. I'm happy my fucking diary is burnable - proof.
But why the fuck was it at Zetsu's place though ?
Hmmmm ... i fucking wonder.
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Hahahahahaha
- God
February 14 2013
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Blondie fucking disappeared from the base , somethings really wrong here.
And i know leader-sama is that fucking fake 'God'
Jashin is fucking number one and the only fucking god !
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You're the only one who thinks that Jashin is even real.
- Sasori
February 15 2013
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Oh great , Blondie reappeared .. and just when i fucking thought i could destroy something ..
Damn fucking blondies and their blonde hair.
I shall go and destroy his fucking art place thingy !
Bwahahaha!
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Fuck you Hidan , un.
- Deidara
February 16 2013
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Tobi ish a good boi !
February 17 2013
Tobi is taking care of Hidan's diary until Hidan comes back from a mission ...
What is Tobi suppose to do ? Hmmm..
Today Tobi was a good boy !
He helped leader-sama with teaching Deidara-senpai a lesson!
Tobi stomped on Deidara-senpai's clay birds and threw them away !
Deidara-senpai blew up the base though...
February 18 2013
This fucking diary isn't private anymore.
Fuck that.
I won't even fucking bother trying to hide it anymore.
Fucking fucktards.
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Oh great , Hidan's angry.
- Deidara
Not my problem.
- Sasori
February 19 2013
Oh great , that guy's on a killing streak.
I'm suppose to take care of this book ?
Great , just GREAT.
I just realized that Art is Eternal..
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Fuck you , danna.
- Deidara
February 20 2013
Fine , i knew that Art is eternal to begin with.
Fine fine , whatever ..
Deidara is burning my precious puppets , we will pay.
I will now take my leave as blood will be (probably) shed on this page.
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Feel free to break everything , just remember to pay the fees.
- Kakazu
February 21 2013
I think i killed about 30 ++ people today.
I lost count , like fuck do i give a fuck.
And what the fuck , there's fucking blood on one of the pages ..
Was the fucking book nearby me when i killed people ?
I swear it wasn't fucking nearby at all .. what the fuck?
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You saw nothing.
-Sasori
February 22 2013
Today , pinochio fucking disappeared.
Blondie is emo cornering for some fucking reason.
Inachi is sharinganing stuff , i think it's fucking Kisame ?
Speaking of fishy guy , where was he all this fucking time ?
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He was feeding fish that he secretly brought to base.
- Itachi
February 23 2013
Kesame waz were
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Insert a fucking facepalm here.
- Hidan
Leader-sama , i suggest that you teach Kisame some vocabulary and grammer.
- Kakazu
I'll consider that suggestion.
- God
February 24 2013
Bloody hell un.
Why does this diary keep haunting me?
I wake up at midnight , i see a glowing diary that is being reflected by the moon light.
Creepy un.
Well , good night !
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I'm watching you ... brat ..
- Sasori who was waken by Deidara's loud scribbling on the diary
.. I'm sorry danna..
- Deidara who is now wondering if his life is in danger
February 25 2013
It's about a few hours after the last entry which i wrote.
It's past midnight , so it's considered a new day right ? I don't give a damn if it doesn't consider as a new day.
I'll be frankly honest right now , do puppets even need to sleep ?
Because Danna looks like his dead.
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No , Puppets don't need to sleep .. but ... i just want to ..
- Sasori
What the fuck. That was fast.
- Deidara
Shir ; ... i planned to upload this on saturday then i forgot about it and wanted to upload it on sunday but i had a powerpoint slide to do so i uploaded it on monday midnight.
Thanks for reading !