Sorry for the people who doesn't like me bashing on Wufei so much, but I really hate Wufei, cause he's always talks about his "Injustice Crap", plus I thought this fic would be funny if Wufei suffered. (evil grin) Now it's time for Wufei to suffer some more!!! Mawahahahahahaha!!!!!
P.S: Title changed, but still it's the same story.
A Day With Pichu & Croconaw
(Part 4)
Hellbender: As we left off, Wufei was about to use Pichu as food for Totodile (which evolved into Croconaw), until he shocked his hand. Then Croconaw bit Wufei's leg for not feeding him, and got his hand....
(Then Wufei appears out of nowhere)
Wufei: Injustice!! I will not continue this fic if I have to suffer some more, by that damn pokemon!! Why can't that dumdass Duo suffer!? Why can't any of those goddamn Gundam suffer, instead of me?!!
Hellbender: Listen "Justice Boy"!! You will continue this no matter what!! If you don't, I'll summon my greatest destroyer!!
Wufei: Oh yeah!!! Than who is your stupid destroyer, baka?!
(Then Steelix, Onix's new evlovements, appears out of nowhere, and chases Wufei)
Wufei: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! OKAY!!! OKAY!!!! I'LL CONTINUE!!! JUST GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
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(The story begins, when the Gundam Boys, including me, got to the pokemon store)
Heero: (counting his money) Okay. Once I get this, I will not stop training it until it gets to it's final form, and learns how to kill people.
Hellbender: You can't just do that! Pokemon are like humans too. They have feelings, you know.
Heero: Not with this one.
Duo: Well, don't take too long. I gotta check how is my Totodile and Pichu are doing.
Hellbender: Oh yeah. I got to tell you something, Duo.
Duo: What?
Hellbender: That Totodile evolved into Croconaw.
Duo: (gets excited) What?! Tell me!! How does he look like?! How's he doing?! How did he evolved?!
(Uhhh...let's go back to Wufei, shall we?)
Wufei: Dammit!! Why do everything has to happen to me? I got shocked by that thing, got bitten by that damn Croconaw, got my hand cut off, and get chased by that big, rock thingy!! Oh well might as well find the damn rat.
(Wufei searched everywhere, but had no luck, until he heard someone snooring on the frige. When looked up, he saw Pichu sleeping.)
Wufei: (to himself) Finally, he's asleep!! Now you're mine!!
(Meanwhile, downstsirs, Croconaw was walking around in the kitchen, until he saw Wufei looking at the top of the frige. He still thought about him not feeding him when he was hungry, so he decided to bite he leg. 10 seconds later...)
Wufei: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! LET GO, DAMMIT!!!! I SAID LET GO, OR I'LL PULL YOUR TEETH OFF!!!!
(But Croconaw refused, and Wufei ran into everything, trying to get him off. Back at the store....)
Heero: WHAT?!! (grabs man's shirt) YOU DID WHAT?!!
Man: (getting nervous) Uhhh...I'm sorry, but a girl want that Cyndaquil! I'm sorry, but please don't hurt me!!
Heero: You fool!! Don't you know that Cynda....Cya...Cy....
Hellbender: Cyndaquil.
Heero: That Cyndaquil was my weapon to get rid of Relena?!
Quatre: Heero, calm down. We can always find another one in the wild.
(Soon Heero calmed down and left the store. Before we can get in the car, Heero stop and thought of something.)
Hellbender: Uhhh...Heero. What are you thinking about?
Heero: (smiles) I've got an idea.
(Why can't Heero just give it up? Anyway, back to poor Wufei. Looks like Wufei got him out again, and this time, he secured the door.)
Wufei: Remind me to kill Duo for this. Now, where is that damn Pichu?
(Then my annoying brother, Nightmare, comes out of nowhere, and interurrpts my work.)
Nightmare: Oh!! Oh!! I know I know!!! He's near the T.V. set in the living room!! He's in th......
Hellbender: (Trying to shut Nightmare up) Shut up!!! Don't tell him that, you moron!!
Wufei: (heard Nightmare's cry) Thanks, Nightmare. Wow, Hellbender. Your brother is really helpful. (grins and goes into livingroom)
Hellbender: You idiot!! Why did you do that?
Nightmare: That's for screwing up one of my fanfics!!
Hellbender: (o.0) You didn't even started your fanfic, stupid!!
Nightmare: .......oh. Sorry then. (smiles)
(Meanwhile, thanks to Nightmare, Wufei saw Pichu in the living room, near the T.V. set, watching something)
Wufei: (To himself) Mawahahahahahaha!! Now you are fully mine!! (jumps, and covers him) Yes!! I finally got him!! And without getting shocked!!
Pichu: (under Wufei's hands) Pi!!
Wufei: (sad) Oh no.
(Soon Pichu shocked him, and managed to get away again. Soon Wufei got up, with his clothes torn up, and hair messed up.)
Wufei: Why does everything has to happen to me?! (faints)
(Meanwhile...)
Hellbender: This is the 150th house we went to, and no sign of that damn Cyndaquil!! Can't you just forget about it? I can always summon you another one!!
Quatre: Yeah!! Plus the food's spoiling.
Trowa: ..........
(Translator): And I'm tired.
Duo: And I want to see my Croconaw!!
Heero: Okay!! This is the last house okay? (rings doorbell)
(Soon a little girl, carrying Cyndaquil, opens it)
Girl: Hi! May I help you?
Heero: (eyes widened) Cynda...(uhh..ahem) Hello. Is that your pet that your carrying?
Girl: (smiles anime-like) Yes. He's name is Cyndaquil.
Heero: Well, we need your Cyndaquil.
Girl: (puzzled) What for?
Heero: Uhhh...well, your Cyndaquil has a deadly virus.
Girl: What virus?
Heero: Uhhh...umm....the "Chicki, Chicki, Naw, Naw virus."
Hellbender: (o.0) Chicki, Chicki, Naw, Naw virus? (to himself) He's screwed.
Girl: Something tells me that you made that up.
Heero: It's not made up. You see, first you turn into a chicken. Then you keep saying "Naw, Naw". Then you die.
Girl: (gets mad) You're lying. And you're a mean man! (kicks his leg, and slam door on face)
Heero: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY YOU!!! I WILL NEVER LEAVE UNTIL I GET THAT CYNDA......CY...CYA....CY....DA......
Hellbender: Cyndaquil?
Heero: CYNDAQUIL BACK!!!!
Quatre: Will be here for a long time.
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Wufei: (sobbing) Why? Why me? What did I do wrong?
Quatre: (patting Wufei) It's okay. Everything will be all right.
(then rubbling noises come)
Heero: What the?
(The Gundams Boys looked back, and saw all the rock, steel, and electric pokemon chasing Nightmare. Mawhahahaha!!!)
Nightmare: AAHHHH!!!! I'M SORRY THAT I MESSED YOUR STORY UP!!!
Gundams: AAAAAHHHHH (then runs)
(They continue the chase in chibi anime-style)
Hellbender: (laughing) To be continued.....
P.S: Title changed, but still it's the same story.
A Day With Pichu & Croconaw
(Part 4)
Hellbender: As we left off, Wufei was about to use Pichu as food for Totodile (which evolved into Croconaw), until he shocked his hand. Then Croconaw bit Wufei's leg for not feeding him, and got his hand....
(Then Wufei appears out of nowhere)
Wufei: Injustice!! I will not continue this fic if I have to suffer some more, by that damn pokemon!! Why can't that dumdass Duo suffer!? Why can't any of those goddamn Gundam suffer, instead of me?!!
Hellbender: Listen "Justice Boy"!! You will continue this no matter what!! If you don't, I'll summon my greatest destroyer!!
Wufei: Oh yeah!!! Than who is your stupid destroyer, baka?!
(Then Steelix, Onix's new evlovements, appears out of nowhere, and chases Wufei)
Wufei: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! OKAY!!! OKAY!!!! I'LL CONTINUE!!! JUST GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
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(The story begins, when the Gundam Boys, including me, got to the pokemon store)
Heero: (counting his money) Okay. Once I get this, I will not stop training it until it gets to it's final form, and learns how to kill people.
Hellbender: You can't just do that! Pokemon are like humans too. They have feelings, you know.
Heero: Not with this one.
Duo: Well, don't take too long. I gotta check how is my Totodile and Pichu are doing.
Hellbender: Oh yeah. I got to tell you something, Duo.
Duo: What?
Hellbender: That Totodile evolved into Croconaw.
Duo: (gets excited) What?! Tell me!! How does he look like?! How's he doing?! How did he evolved?!
(Uhhh...let's go back to Wufei, shall we?)
Wufei: Dammit!! Why do everything has to happen to me? I got shocked by that thing, got bitten by that damn Croconaw, got my hand cut off, and get chased by that big, rock thingy!! Oh well might as well find the damn rat.
(Wufei searched everywhere, but had no luck, until he heard someone snooring on the frige. When looked up, he saw Pichu sleeping.)
Wufei: (to himself) Finally, he's asleep!! Now you're mine!!
(Meanwhile, downstsirs, Croconaw was walking around in the kitchen, until he saw Wufei looking at the top of the frige. He still thought about him not feeding him when he was hungry, so he decided to bite he leg. 10 seconds later...)
Wufei: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! LET GO, DAMMIT!!!! I SAID LET GO, OR I'LL PULL YOUR TEETH OFF!!!!
(But Croconaw refused, and Wufei ran into everything, trying to get him off. Back at the store....)
Heero: WHAT?!! (grabs man's shirt) YOU DID WHAT?!!
Man: (getting nervous) Uhhh...I'm sorry, but a girl want that Cyndaquil! I'm sorry, but please don't hurt me!!
Heero: You fool!! Don't you know that Cynda....Cya...Cy....
Hellbender: Cyndaquil.
Heero: That Cyndaquil was my weapon to get rid of Relena?!
Quatre: Heero, calm down. We can always find another one in the wild.
(Soon Heero calmed down and left the store. Before we can get in the car, Heero stop and thought of something.)
Hellbender: Uhhh...Heero. What are you thinking about?
Heero: (smiles) I've got an idea.
(Why can't Heero just give it up? Anyway, back to poor Wufei. Looks like Wufei got him out again, and this time, he secured the door.)
Wufei: Remind me to kill Duo for this. Now, where is that damn Pichu?
(Then my annoying brother, Nightmare, comes out of nowhere, and interurrpts my work.)
Nightmare: Oh!! Oh!! I know I know!!! He's near the T.V. set in the living room!! He's in th......
Hellbender: (Trying to shut Nightmare up) Shut up!!! Don't tell him that, you moron!!
Wufei: (heard Nightmare's cry) Thanks, Nightmare. Wow, Hellbender. Your brother is really helpful. (grins and goes into livingroom)
Hellbender: You idiot!! Why did you do that?
Nightmare: That's for screwing up one of my fanfics!!
Hellbender: (o.0) You didn't even started your fanfic, stupid!!
Nightmare: .......oh. Sorry then. (smiles)
(Meanwhile, thanks to Nightmare, Wufei saw Pichu in the living room, near the T.V. set, watching something)
Wufei: (To himself) Mawahahahahahaha!! Now you are fully mine!! (jumps, and covers him) Yes!! I finally got him!! And without getting shocked!!
Pichu: (under Wufei's hands) Pi!!
Wufei: (sad) Oh no.
(Soon Pichu shocked him, and managed to get away again. Soon Wufei got up, with his clothes torn up, and hair messed up.)
Wufei: Why does everything has to happen to me?! (faints)
(Meanwhile...)
Hellbender: This is the 150th house we went to, and no sign of that damn Cyndaquil!! Can't you just forget about it? I can always summon you another one!!
Quatre: Yeah!! Plus the food's spoiling.
Trowa: ..........
(Translator): And I'm tired.
Duo: And I want to see my Croconaw!!
Heero: Okay!! This is the last house okay? (rings doorbell)
(Soon a little girl, carrying Cyndaquil, opens it)
Girl: Hi! May I help you?
Heero: (eyes widened) Cynda...(uhh..ahem) Hello. Is that your pet that your carrying?
Girl: (smiles anime-like) Yes. He's name is Cyndaquil.
Heero: Well, we need your Cyndaquil.
Girl: (puzzled) What for?
Heero: Uhhh...well, your Cyndaquil has a deadly virus.
Girl: What virus?
Heero: Uhhh...umm....the "Chicki, Chicki, Naw, Naw virus."
Hellbender: (o.0) Chicki, Chicki, Naw, Naw virus? (to himself) He's screwed.
Girl: Something tells me that you made that up.
Heero: It's not made up. You see, first you turn into a chicken. Then you keep saying "Naw, Naw". Then you die.
Girl: (gets mad) You're lying. And you're a mean man! (kicks his leg, and slam door on face)
Heero: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY YOU!!! I WILL NEVER LEAVE UNTIL I GET THAT CYNDA......CY...CYA....CY....DA......
Hellbender: Cyndaquil?
Heero: CYNDAQUIL BACK!!!!
Quatre: Will be here for a long time.
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Wufei: (sobbing) Why? Why me? What did I do wrong?
Quatre: (patting Wufei) It's okay. Everything will be all right.
(then rubbling noises come)
Heero: What the?
(The Gundams Boys looked back, and saw all the rock, steel, and electric pokemon chasing Nightmare. Mawhahahaha!!!)
Nightmare: AAHHHH!!!! I'M SORRY THAT I MESSED YOUR STORY UP!!!
Gundams: AAAAAHHHHH (then runs)
(They continue the chase in chibi anime-style)
Hellbender: (laughing) To be continued.....