Lil' Zelda College: Down The Stairwell...Until you Crack your Head at the Bottom

A/N: HEEEEEEEEY!! I HAVE AN IDEA!! *light bulb pops overhead* I don't need yer caption contest subs anymore!!!!!!!!! NOT LIKE YOU CARE!! Hardly anybody entered, anyway... *ahem* My idea is this: Instead of having a stupid website that makes graphics, WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE THAT HOSTS FAN....STUFF!?!?! It's gonna have the same URL as the last site, but it will be TOTALLY diff! *menacing voice* And when it's up... ALL of you had better send stuff in... MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Now, on with the feature preseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeentation!

Disclaimer: I hate disclaimers. Wanna know why??? ISN'T IT KINDA OBVIOUS THAT I DON'T OWN ZELDA?!?! Come ON! I'm a freaky girl with nothing better to do than play with her prophetic kitty!!!

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Kimberly walked around for 10 frickin minutes without ANY idea where she was going. She kept passing the same tree. But she didn't know. She had her IQ powered to "Low".

The only thoughts in her head were: I can't wait for my date with.... uh, what was his name again? Bill? No, that was yesterday's. Billy? No, that's tomorrow's. Well, I know I'm close to what his name is! It's something with 'Bil' at the beginning. She didn't know the guy's name was Frank.

But could you blame her? The only thing she was good at was being a slut. In everything else, she had the brainpower of a rotten stump. If not less.

She ran into something, it was the door to JC Pennies. She walked in. She had no idea she was being stalked.

"Alright, gals," said Malon, adjusting her raincoat and sunglasses. "Now is the time to strike!"

Zelda nodded. "Time to get Kimberly..."

"And tell her that her lipstick is smudged!" finished Anju. Zelda and Malon whacked her upside the head.

The three girls followed Kimberly into the building, and casually followed her, trying not to be too suspicious.

Unfortunately for them, three girls, in raincoats, hats, and sunglasses following someone is a little suspicious. But just if they did something that would attract people's attention. They hadn't done that........ yet.

Anju tripped on her coat, and fell into a line of mannequins. One mannequin got her hair snagged in its fingers.

"AAAAHH!! HELP!! ATTACK OF THE DUMMIES!!"

She kicked at Zelda, who fell onto Malon, who fell into a display of bean-scented perfumes.

Malon got up, and tried to wipe the scent of bean off of her.

She looked around. "I hope nobody noticed us..."

They quickly ran behind Kimberly, and followed her. They tried not to be noticed, but it didn't work out the way they intended.

Malon fell flat on her face because she tripped on one of those demon Telletubbie toys.

Zelda slipped on a puddle on who-knows-what, and fell into the pants aisle.

Anju talked to a mannequin.

Kimberly glanced at them from the corner of her eye.

She sighed.

Those dweebs! What are they doing? Oh, they must be the girlfriends of my guys. Hhhh. What a pity, to dispose of such....almost pretty people.

With that, Kimberly made a sharp turn towards the stairwell.

She opened the door, and looked at the girls.

"After you." she said, smiling politely.

Malon, Zelda, and Anju looked at each other.

Malon nodded, so they entered.

Kimberly grinned. "See you next fall. Have a nice trip." With that, she shoved the girls down the stairwell.

"BEEEAAAN!" shouted Anju.

Malon kicked her in mid-air.

They tumbled down, and down, and down, and down, and down, and down, until they hit the bottom.

"..................ow. I think I broke my pelvis."

"...what's a pelvis?"

"......shut-up."

".............I have a concussion."

".....good for you."

"How can you have a concussion if you're conscious and you're-"

"Didn't I tell you to shut-up?"

"Sorry."

They all fainted.

Kimberly calmly walked out of there, and closed the door.

"What was that?"

She spun around, startled. Link was standing there.

"Did you push them down?"

"Uh.......... No?"

"Oh. OK, then! Bye Kim! See ya later!"

Kimberly looked at him strangely. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?

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A/N: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! This chapter is SMALL!! BUT I DON'T CARE!