Chapter 4: The Spectacular And Amazing Revenge Plot prt. 2
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE, CLOWNS, BROOK'S JOKES, BIRDS, PHOENIXES, HORCRUXES, OH WAIT THAT'S IN A DIFFERENT FANDOM. GOMEN.
Prank # 2: The Stalker
Difficulty: Easy (except for the stalker himself)
Prank Awesomeness meter: Lame (They were following a sequence Normal, Lame, Better, Lame, Awesomest, Lame, then a simple prank)
Who thought of it: Ace
"Good morning M—"
Marco shoved a pineapple into Ace's face. "Shut up, yoi."
"Oi your poor twin is injured." Ace said while pretending to be worried about the spiky fruit.
Marco just ignored Ace and continued walking. Then he noticed a clown sitting on the corner of the hall. When the clown noticed him, it stood up and approached him. It didn't say anything but the clown's face was bugging him. It was too close too. So he just walked away from it. 'Stupid clown' He thought. He glanced behind him and saw that the clown was following him.
So he tried to walk faster, but the clown was still following him. He walked faster and faster, but the clown was closing in on him. Marco cursed and then ran as fast as he could but the clown wasn't far behind. Marco sweatdropped 'Why is this clown following me?!' So, to get rid of the clown who was running after him, he turned into half-phoenix form (To not burn the ship along with him). And when he looked back, the clown wasn't there anymore. Marco smirked in victory and flew to the dining hall.
When he was in front of the dining hall door, he turned into his original form. After turning back into his human form, something big fell unto him. It was—the clown! Marco was horrified but he didn't show it. He wasn't afraid of clowns but if a smiling mad clown was following you, it can be pretty awkward and scary. The clown stood up and just smiled at him. Marco ignored the clown once more and entered the dining hall, and was greeted by the sounds of chattering, fighting, and eating. He walked to the table where Ace and Shiro were. They were throwing food at each other.
Typical idiots
"Oi Marco who's your friend?" Ace asked as he stopped throwing the noodles at Shiro.
Marco grumbled something along the lines of: "He's not my friend". He took a seat, so did the clown.
Shiro looked a bit of afraid of the clown. As she was eyeing it nervously, as if it was going to murder her at any moment. Which Ace didn't fail to notice.
"Afraid of clowns, aren't we Shiro?" He asked with a smirk on his face.
Shiro glared at him. "Am not!"
Ace grinned. "Oh, really?"
Shiro nodded confidently.
"Prove it then."
"Huh?" Shiro was puzzled of what Ace meant.
"I said prove that you're not afraid of clowns."
The girl's color drained from her face. "F-Fine."
Shiro reached out to touch the clown's nose. The moment she touched the red nose, it honked causing Shiro to yelp and fall from her seat.
Ace burst out laughing. "Ahahaha…I can't. believe. Hahahaha. Clowns!" he said in between laughs.
Shiro huffed and crossed her arms but she was blushing beet red and looking away. While Ace was rolling on the floor laughing his flaming ass off.
"Leave her alone Ace." Marco said, acting like a big brother to the younger pirate. "At least she's not afraid of giant spiders."
Ace finally stopped laughing and went back to his chair. "Hey! I'm not afraid of anything!"
Marco smiled. "No need to hide it Ace. Thatch told me years ago."
Ace immediately shut up.
Shiro was confused.
"Hey, who's Thatch?"
The entire dining hall silenced. The crew stopped their eating, drinking, laughing, fighting, and whatever they were doing and turned their attention to the table where the three were now sitting.
"What? Did I say something wrong?" Shiro asked, more confused than she ever was.
Marco shook his head. "No, you see…Thatch is…he's the commander of the third division."
"So where is he?"
The moment Shiro said those words, she immediately regretted them as she saw the sadness in Marco and Ace's eyes.
Ace looked away. "He's…he's dead. Was killed by one of my division members."
"Ace tried looking for the man, but a lot of things happened and he went back. The man's name is Marshall D. Teach, also known as Blackbeard." Marco added.
"He was a good lad, Thatch!" one of the crew members said cutting in.
"Yeah! He was the best 3rd division commander!"
"Me and Thatch used to always prank Marco!" Ace said, laughing.
"Yeah don't be so proud about it, you bastard!" Marco scolded, but he too, was smiling.
"He always helps with the cooking!" The chef said smiling. Stefan—Whitebeard's dog barked in agreement.
"He sure drinks a lot, Thatch!" Jozu said laughing.
Everyone joined with the laughing.
Ace stood on the table raising his glass. "Kanpai to Thatch!"
"KANPAI!"
The whole hall was filled with laughter and music. Shiro raised her glass too and took a sip of the alcohol but immediately spit it out.
"Disgusting." Shiro muttered while wiping her mouth.
"You don't like sake, do you?" Marco asked.
Shiro shooked her head. "It's bitter."
"How could you not like sake?" Ace asked.
Shiro shrugged.
"How old are you anyway?" He asked.
"19."
"You're as old as Luffy." Ace said smiling. He took out his brother's wanted poster and shoved it to Shiro and Marco's face. "See? 400 million and he's only 19!"
Shiro sweatdropped. "Uh yeah, he looks nothing like you though, besides the black hair. Even if you're only brother's by oath."
"Yeah…I wonder how he is now, that idiot." Ace said while smiling and staring at the wanted poster.
Marco and Shiro looked at each other and smiled.
Ace really misses his brother
Marco opened the door to his bathroom, throwing his clothes aside. He turned the knob on the shower, and when he was about to close the shower room door, there stood the clown smiling proudly.
"Aaah!" Marco screamed, shocked at the sudden appearance of the clown from earlier. Hiding the "parts" which the clown shouldn't see. Or anybody else.
It just waved and smiled in return.
Marco took a deep breath, he was furious. He has had it. He turned into his phoenix form and made sure the clown had its beating. The crew member who dressed up as the clown was sent to the infirmary, half-dead.
No one bothered to ask what had happened.
Prank #3: Ask him if you could see his panties
Difficulty: Easy
Prank Awesomeness meter: Simple but effective
Who thought of it: Shiro (The idea is normally Brook's .)
"Good morning Marco!"
"Hi Shiro."
"May I see your panties?"
"My what?!"
Shiro shook her head. "Nevermind."
"Oi, Marco." Ace greeted.
"What?"
"Can I see your panties?"
"The hell?!"
"Just a peek."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Just because!"
Ace frowned.
"Oyaji you called for me?"
"Yes, I would like to ask you something."
"What is it?"
"Can I see your panties?"
Marco froze. "Uh, can you repeat that Oyaji?"
"Can I see your panties?"
"I'm afraid I can't Oyaji."
"Why not?"
"Just because." And with that Marco left Oyaji's room.
"Marco!" Haruta yelled, waving at him.
"Haruta."
"Can I see your panties?" She asked brightly.
"No."
"C'mon Marco please?"
"No."
"But—"
"No."
"Marco, I brought you some watermelons."
"Thanks Izo I'm quite hungry."
"Marco…"
'Oh no…' Marco thought.
"May I see your panties?"
"Why do you want to see them?!"
"I find them…interesting."
"SORRY TO TELL YOU I'M NOT WEARING ANY!" Marco snapped.
"Marco-san!"
"Namur not you too…"
"Can I see you—"
"Namur I'm not wearing any."
"Any what?"
"Panties."
"Why would you wear panties?"
"I thought you'd ask if—"Marco was cut off.
"I wanted to ask you if I could see your paperwork. I think some of mine's mixed with yours."
"Oh."
"Do you wear panties Marco-san?"
"Of course not."
"Then why—"
"Just shut up."
Prank # 4: Wall Paintings
Difficulty: Hard. (It's very hard getting into Marco's room)
Prank Awesomeness meter: Lame (Just don't tell Haruta)
Who thought of it: Haruta
"What's next?" Ace asked yawning.
"We're gonna draw on his walls." Haruta said eagerly.
"Er…okay." Ace said.
"What are we going to draw?" Shiro asked.
Ace and Haruta shrugged.
There five of them now: Ace, Shiro, Whitebeard, Haruta, and Izo. Yes, Oyaji was with them, in Marco's room at 3 in the morning.
"Gurararararara this is quite a plan Haruta."
Haruta blushed.
"Are you sure Marco won't wake up?" Izo asked while waving his hand over the asleep commander's face.
Ace grinned. "Of course! I sneaked in some deep sleep pills on his coffee, sake, breakfast, dinner and lunch."
All of them (except Oyaji) clapped.
Ace did a bow. "Thank you, thank you!"
Izo gave each of them a brush. "Here, the paint is over there. It's not permanent so don't worry. There aren't any colors except black so, deal with it."
Ace was drawing himself slaying a dragon, Haruta was drawing cats, Izo was drawing a princess, and Oyaji was drawing a barrel of saké, and Shiro was drawing a detailed painting of Ace and Marco making out.
"I didn't know you could draw." Haruta said, peeking into her work.
"Is that Ace and Marco…kissing?!" Izou asked.
"Shhh! They won't know it's me anyway." Shiro said grinning mischievously.
"He's going to go crazy when he sees this." Haruta murmured.
"That's exactly what we want!" Shiro said laughing.
Marco woke up and opened his eyes. He had a really good sleep last night, for once he actually didn't hear Ace's snoring. He stood up from his bed, rubbing his eyes. He was greeted by vandalism on his walls. He growled, he'll let Ace get away for now. He went to the bathroom and took a sponge and a bucket full of soapy water.
The first drawing he erased was a bottle of saké. The next drawing was a pack of cats being ruled by a miniature Haruta. Marco sweatdropped and scrubbed the painting off. Next was a painting of him with makeup on. A tick mark grew on his forehead and he scrubbed it off too. Next was a princess, he erased it too. Then a drawing of Oyaji with sake, then a well drawn painting of him in his half-phoenix form, he erased the two also. Then paintings of him as a cat, Ace with a crown, Ace fighting with him and winning, Izo being a queen, and a lot more sake drawings.
Finally, there was once painting left next to his bed. He sat down and took the sponge. The sponge fell from his hand as he saw the painting. He was staring at it wide-eyed as if it was going to jump at him.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" He yelled not caring if anybody hears him.
The painting was a well drawn painting of him and Ace making out. Whoever drew it wasn't Ace, or, Haruta, Izo, Jozu, Pops, or any person Ace was close with. There's only one person he knows who could paint like that and that person is
"SHIROO!" He yelled from the bottom of his lungs.
"Ah the beautiful scream of our prank target." Ace said while laughing. "He finally knows you're my partner in crime."
Shiro smiled and nodded. "That can't be good."
Then after Marco finished screaming, a loud explosion erupted from his room.
"What was that?!"
"Let's go check it out."
As the two entered Marco's room, it seemed undamaged but there were lots of smoke.
"Marco where are you?!" Ace yelled.
Then there was a chirping sound.
They both looked at the floor and saw a blue baby phoenix. He looked like a fluffed up blue ball.
"Marco what happened to you?!" Shiro asked while pointing at the small bird.
It started chirping really loud.
Ace stared at him for a second then he fell on the floor then burst out laughing. "Ahahaha Marco look at yourself!"
Marco started to violently peck Ace.
"Ow!Ow! Stupid bird! Ow!"
Marco stopped and hopped into Shiro's palm.
"Well we better get you to the infirmary." Shiro stated. "Both of you."
A/N: Ohayo/Konnichiwa/Konbanwa Minna-san! Hello people who are reading this now!
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