A/N: In honor of last nights amazing episode and the prospects of yet another one tonight, I have decided to put out this little prompt response, just to get everybody excited, or maybe I'm just fueling the Five-O insanity that seems to be sweeping…well me.

Danny and Steve changing a flat tire on the Camaro, with a broken jack and no cell service.

I Blame You

"You have got to be kidding me!" Steve yelled in frustration as Danny paced by the side of the road, with his cell raised about his head, as he tried desperately to find a viable signal.

"I got nothing." Danny sighed and nearly threw his phone at the rocks that were lined up, in a perfect row, at the side of the highway, where the Camaro had come to a stop.

"No cell service and faulty equipment, you've really done it this time, Daniel," Steve stated angrily.

"Are you blaming this on me, because if I'm not mistaken, you were the one that didn't listen when I told you to swerve away from the two by four in the middle of the highway with nails sticking out of it? I would have though something in that strand of words that I had managed to form into a cohesive sentence would have sunk in, but clearly, seeing as you hit the board anyway, something didn't register. Tell me, Steven, which part of 'Watch out for those nails' did you not understand? Watch? Nails? Maybe the slapping of deflating rubber on the highway isn't something you hear often, but sure, I'll take the blame. It's all my fault that you don't listen to me when I talk to you."

"You ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf?" Steve asked as he towered over his seething partner. "The boy told the towns folk that there was a wolf so that he could get attention, but when a real wolf showed up the town's people didn't believe him and he got eaten!"

"I know the story," Danny growled.

"You are that boy!" Steve yelled.

"When I speak, you should listen, because if you did we wouldn't end up stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire."

"Well maybe if you paid attention to the equipment that we need to fix little issues like this, we wouldn't be stranded."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"The jack you had in the trunk, it broke when I tried to use it. If you'd shut your trap for two seconds and come and give me a hand, maybe we could change this tire and get back to civilization!"

"What do I look like - the Incredible Hulk? How am I supposed to give you a hand if the jack broken? Do you want me to just bend down and lift the car up? Maybe if someone didn't keep all this shit in the trunk of my car, I would be able to check on the equipment that I do have in the event of a flat tire or an emergency, but no, we have snorkels and scuba gear and flash grenades and satellite phone all over the place, but we can hardly get the spare tire out of the car to change it, let alone find the tire irons and the car jack!"

"Did you say satellite phone?" Steve asked as he rushed to the back of the car.

"I did say satellite phone," Danny stated as he handed the device to Steve.

"See, it's a good thing I keep your car well stocked," Steve stated as he placed the phone against his ear to make the call.

"Hey, I found it, so clearly I'm the one who's better prepared in this situation because you forgot it was even there, and if you were so good, and prepared, and wise, why didn't you check the jack that you knew was in the trunk? Better yet, how did you forget there was a satellite phone in the trunk? This whole argument could have been avoided if you paid attention to the stuff you have stashed away in my car!"

"Shh, I'm calling for help," Steve said and waved Danny away.

"Now he listens to me and calls for back up," Danny stated in aggravation. "At least something finally stuck."