Aresjei: Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia (sadly ;n;) or any songs that may pop up in here

Kitty: Let's do this thing *puts on some shades*

~Le 2P World~

Luciano dragged his dagger across the sharpening stone, relishing the screech that it made. He needed it to be very sharp so that the job could be done with ease. He heard a knock at his door. He sighed and put down his work down on the bench.

"Come in," he called out. The door swung open and there, stood the most terrifying person ever, Kitty(1)!

Kitty took a step in and shut the door behind her. She handed Feli the envelope that she held in her hands.

Kitty was the average size for a woman, and was clad in all black. Right now her cat ears where white, which meant that she was just not caring about anything right now. She had long black hair that reached down to about her waist. Her yellow eyes seemed to glow in the darkness.

"So, you have been doing your job then." Luciano mused to himself

"Well, obviously or else you wouldn't have that in your hand now would you?" She smiled sweetly at Luci. He returned an equally sweet smile at her. They just stayed like that for a while, grinning at each other.

Luciano got bored after a while, but refused to lose against the neko. While Luci was busy grinning broadly at nothing, Kitty crept past him and started to inspect the blade he had earlier been sharpening. Even though the weapon itself was a finely made piece of art, she still preferred her sword that hung from her waist. She ran her finger along one side of it, assuming that it was a regular knife, and cut her finger. She glared down at the now presumed dagger. 'Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go get some food' and she quietly opened the door and slipped out the door, to get a burrito, leaving Luciano all alone.

~ Le Regular World~

Gilbert looked at the pictures again and rubbed his temple. Damn this was hard. Somehow, the person who committed this crime left no evidence. There were no witnesses, and hardly and forensic evidence. It just seemed impossible. He and his team would probably have to put this as a cold case if nothing turned up. He stared intently at the pictures, as if his awesomeness would make something pop up that hadn't been there before. His phone started ringing, and all that was heard was "I'm Sexy and I Know It" throughout his office. He looked at the number, but didn't recognize it. He answered it anyways. Maybe Francis or Antonio had gotten drunk last night and were stranded in some foreign country, and were using someone else's phone. It had happened before.

"Hey this is Gilbert speaking! Kesesesese," he just felt the need to add his signature laugh at the end.

A voice whispered from the other end, "You're next" and hung up. Gilbert was slightly confused for a moment, but brushed it off as a prank call. There was a knock at his door. 'Damn I'm popular today'

"It's unlocked!" he called to the person. A short male quickly opened the door and told him, "We just received a call that said that Feliciano Vargas had just been found stabbed to death in his apartment."

"... Why didn't I get this call?! I'm one of the most fucking important people!" He screamed mostly to himself than the cowering dude that was now crouching down low on the floor. "Damn, don't need to go act like I have a bomb dude." The other officer squeaked a quick sorry and rushed out the door. 'What's wrong with the people they hire these days? They're all so... Wimpish...' He sat down in his chair again. Apparently if they didn't call him immediately, he wasn't needed at the moment. Yes, that is his logic.

'First Ludwig, now Feli? Who's next? The person who's doing this seems to actually have a purpose and not just some random lunatic that just coincidentally murders people that I know.'

A cold voice in the back of his head answered him, 'Are you really that stupid, Gilbert? I would've thought that a sexy beast like you would've been a little bit smarter.' The voice chuckled, then continued, 'First, your mother was killed. Then it was your little brother. Know it's his best friend. Excepting that little Italian boy, it's been your relatives. It must run in the family.'

The voice went silent after that. '... I have a weird mind.' That's all Gilbert could think of.

(1) Kitty is actually not the most terrifying person, actually, this one teacher at our school is really scary

A/N While I was writing this chapter, the washer started to go on and off. Like for 2 seconds it'd be on and then it'd be off. It was creepy and I was just sitting in the computer room trying to ignore it and a whole bunch of weird scenario's played into my head._. Anyways, thank you for all the reviews. That made me happy :) They restored my faith that people actually like this! *inspirational music starts playing*

Kitty: Omg you updated! And thank you to all the people who made such nice comments about me 3

Aresjei: ... But one dude said you were crazy.

Kitty: *shrugs and frolics off to the next chapter*

Aresjei: ... Anyways, again, thank you to all the people who reviewed, and to TheOneWithYou who followed and favorited. You get a taki :3 Remember to review for the next chapter!