My dear Upziet,

Although I fail to understand why your latest dispatch was divided into two parts, I will reply to both of them at once, as they relate a single incident. First of all, I must express exasperation over the ending of the whole affair. Your excuses of his non-human nature are pathetically thin. He is a male, after all, and surely even the most disinterested of the gender would respond to her advances in that situation.

On the other hand, you did manage to use his bipolar nature, going from a blunt declaration of "shut up, you're dying" to tender, loving words and care to unsettle the girl. I suppose you planned this all with Fizspur?

Finally, I see a growing pride and tendency to go overboard in vengeance. Those traits need to be exaggerated and worked with. Also, since Amy's fiancé will be joining the TARDIS crew, I expect you to contact Girsnub and fill him in on the previous developments.

Sincerely, Screwtape