Second chance Chapter 4: Ch: 4, a naruto fanfic

BAM, SLAM, THUD

"Ahhh!"

"What did you call me?" asked a man with slob like built.

"I called you slob monkey." Spoke in a slow manner was a female voice that came from a bloodly, brused, and limp body. The slob like man walked over and picked up the girl by her hair, the girl was pull up till she was useing her knee's for suport. The man looked furious at the girl, he grab the girl by the neck with his free hand and slamed her against the wall. The girl yelp in pain, but she made his eyes and spit blood at him then smiled when she saw his reaction. Her actions earned her a punch to which it knocked the wind out of her. The girl cought and weezed trying to get air in her lungs, but found it hard to do when the hand on her neck tightent up.

"Sir, take it easy on her. We can't have her dead." A male voice came from behind the slob like man. The slob sent a dirty look at the man that spoke and tossed the girl to the center of the room.

"So Tsubohiki, are you going to explain or should I just make up a story." The female voice asked in a sarcastic tone.

"What's their to explain, I'm always on the side with the most money and other necesssities."

"Well I have an easy question for you. Where are the others?"

"The two from the sand village are in the other room and your sister is being interrogated in the other room."

"I don't belive that, other ways I would be feeling some of her pain."

"Believe what you want, but she is in the other room and in pain."

"So then, tell me what you want with us?"

"Just some information and to find a bride for the boss." he mumbled the last part.

"What? Don't tell me."

x)~Swithc~(x

"Fuck this Bitch is heavy!"

"Tobi will carry Lilly-chan, if Hidan is tired?"

"Here, take the bitch."

"Woah~! Hidan don't throw her like that."

"Shut the Fuck up!"

"Deidarra, how much futher till were their?"

"About another hour and a half, if we keep at this pace. un"

"Why is everything up side down?"

"Lilly-chan!"

"Tobi can you put me down, I feel like I'm going to up-chuck that ramen."

"Lilly-chan you look a little green."

"Yeah, everytime I look at Trash-can I feel a little green."

"Fuck you Bitch!"

"Trash-can if you keep this up I will tear off you head again."

"I like to see you Fucking try."

"Just wait, the first chance I get I will kick your head clean off your body."

"Yeah right, bitch."

"Hey cockatoo can we take five? I feel like my head is pounding with each step Tobi takes and I need to go to the little girls room."

"Hold it in."

"But its not good to hold it in for too long, please Kakazu. I promise I will be good and I always keep my promises."

"..."

"If we don't stop soon, I swear that I will annoy everyone except Tobi!"

"..."

"Did I mention that I will give you whatever money I have in my pocket."

"Everyone stop."

"Are you Fucking serious!" Hidan stops walking and starts to argue with Kakazu.

Tobi puts Daianira down and she round house kick to the back of Hidan's head. Hidan's head go flying as he yell's obscured words. Daianira left and did her buisiness, once she came back Hidan was glaring at her as Kakazu sewed his head back on. She walked towards Tobi with a smile.

"Tobi, do you have any water? I need to wash out my mouth."

"Sorry Lilly-can, Tobi dosen't have any."

"Well dose anyone have water?" Just as she asked Bam a canteen smacked against her head.

"Ow! That fuckin hurt! Who threw this?" Daianira asked as she rubbed the side of her head and holding the canteen up for everyone to see. Everyone was quiet, except for a few that snickerd. "I blame you tranny." Daianira said as she pointed an accusing middle finger at him.

"Hey I didn't do it. un."He replyed with an annoyed look.

"I don't care, I will be blaming you till someone tells me who did do it." She said as took a sip of water and walk closer to Deidara with a slight glare.

"What, you don't scare me. yeah."

Daianira smiled when she was only a 3 feet away from him and then the unthinkable happend. She spit the water at him and it caught him off guard. Once she was done she ran back to Tobi's side for protection. Deidara yelled for Tobi to move but as Tobi tried to clam him down Daianira ran towards Kakazu and hid behind him.

"Kakazu I will give you more money if you can protected me from Tranny and Trash-can." Daianira whisperd to him as she gave him some bribbing money to back her deal. Daianira saw that Tobi was sent flying and Deidara looked really mad as he marched towards her and Kakazu. Deidara stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Kakazu glaring at him.

"Girl, you better stop making trouble." Kakazu look at her with an intense glare.

"Alright, I will be good as long as they can be good." Daianira said nodding towards Hidan and Deidara. Kakazu sent a warning glare at the two male's. Daianira walked towards Tobi, but she kept her eye on the two.

"Tobi thanks for trying to stop tranny for me." Daianira said as she hugged him.

"Your welcome Lilly-chan"

"Well, we should get a move on if we want to catch Allen befor it gets dark.

x)~Switch~(x

Dressed in a white Wedding dress, she stood their in a room waiting for the guards to come and get her. It will soon be time for her to walk down the aisle. A knock on the door startled her and in walked the supposed Best man.

"It's time." He said, the bride glared at him but walked towards him. As they walked down the hall she notice that their was music being played. The music was soft, but the music changed suddenly as she stood at the end of the aisle. Everyone sitting in the chairs stood up and looked at her, she couldn't make out any of the face. The veil she wore made it hard to see clearly. As she slowly walked down the asile she notice that her Maid of Honor was nowhere to be seen. As she made it to the alter she notice that the groom was a heavy set man with a bad oder. She scowled at the minister-priest-rabbi- Holy man, (choose which ever you prefur), as the man talked about wedding stuff the bride was left to her thaughts.

"Why me? Why do I have to marry him? And where is everyone?" As if on cue her Maid of Honor showed up in a pale yellow dress. She then notice Kankurou walked in dress in a black suit and stood behind the Best man. The only one missing was the second twin.

x)~Switch~(x

Running through the trees, Daianira looked around as she was being carried by Tobi. When she looked around the group of people and a thaught came to her. After a while of thinking to her self she deicied to ask a question.

"Hey Kakazu, can I ask you a question?" Daianira ask, but she didn't let him answer before she continued speaking. "Can u track me from anywhere as long as I have these threads on me?" Kakazu didn't answer and Daianira just assumed that the silence was a 'yes'.

"Well anyways, I was just wondering cause when we get Allen. Well she might freak if she see you guys. So I was also wondering if I could go and get her while you guys wait for us." Daianira offered.

"Ha! Like Kakazu will agree to that. Crazy bitch." Hidan said.

"Well then how about you let me meet her with one of you guys. Like Tobi or with you Kakazu, but I will not go with Trash-can or Tranny. Only because Trash-can will start a fight and Tranny will look weird with a missing arm." She said looking at Kakazu. After about 2 or 3 minutes of silence he spoke.

"Alright, you will go meet her with me."

"Really, sweet! But is their anyway you can get rid of your cloak? I'm just asking cause with it on, it just screams for attention." She stated but the only reply she got from him was a slight grunt and a gleare.

"I was only asking, don't have to get mad." She said in a surrendering voice. Daianira looked ahead and notice that they were getting close to where her sister was.

"Lets stop here, She is just up a head in a building. Kakazu can you take these thread-cuffs off me. I don't want her to be aware that I've been captured." Daianira stated as Kakazu's threads cut in half and made a thread like bracelet aroud her wristes.

"Diedara, Tobi; you stay here. Hidan stay here unless you get my signal." Kakazu orderd and they nodded their heads, minus the few back talk mummbles that could not be heard.

"Well I guess I will led the way." Daianira said as she started to walk towards the building. As she walked she put up her hair in a high pony-tail. She was planning on to put a Genjutsu on everyone in the next room but she had to think of away to get everyones attention.

"Girl I sense more than a few chakra in that place, what are you plainning." Kakazu said as he narrowed his eye at her and the thread bracelets tighten aroung her wristes.

"Tch, I'm not plainning anything in facted I'm not very good at plainning Allen is the one that does that." Daianira said then continued. "Look to tell you the truth I was on a mission with two other people besides Allen so I need to finish what I started first then I will go with you with no fighting from me." Kakazu glared at the back of her head till the next words changed his glare to a stare.

"Kakazu if you can help me then I will help you get more money from my bounty. But for now I can give you whatever money I have on me right now. Think of this as a mission but you can't kill anyone and I have to talk to the people that I came with one last time after we get Allen." Daianira turned and looked Kakazu in the eye.

"Girl you better have more than Ten thousand in your pocket or I'm going to go in their take the other girl and kill everyone in their." Kakazu stated in a threating manner. Daianira looked into her pocket and pulled out a storage seal and handed it to him.

"In their is all I have its a little over Ten thousand." Daianira said not thinking twice about the money. Kakazu did a quick check to see if what she said was true and once he was done he started to walk again and the tighting of the threads lossen up a little.

x)~Switch~(x

"Fuck now comes the part where I have to give my answer of 'I do', Why the hell am I the one who is forced to do this." The bride thaught as she did a quick look around hoping that something was going to happen. But not a sound was made as she looked back and said. "I do not." Everyone started to get up but then a bang at the now broken wall and a shout came from the darkness of the hole.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!"

"What! Don't tell me..." The bride thaught as the smoke cleared from the broken wall. Their she saw girl with her hair tied up in a high pony tail. The girl stood nexted to a tall man, with a goofy smile on her face. The girl spoke to the tall man, then all hell broke loses. The tall man faught on one side of the room while the girl faught on the other side.

x)~Switch~(x

After elbowing a man in the face and avoiding a puch, Daianira looked around the room for her team mates she saw her sister puching someone and Temarie fighting a slob like man. Kankarou was fight some random people. Kakazu was easily taking down most of the people on his side of the room. Daianira was suddenly knocked down with a combo kick to her back and as she fell someone kneed her in the face. The man that kneed her grabbed her by the hair and pulled her up till she was eye leveled. Blood was coming out of her noise and some came out of ther busted lip. Not even thinking Daianira used what little strength she had and head butt the man and as he was falling back she kicked him in the groin. The man looked like he was doing back flips, that is till he collided with some random men fighting.

Oula who was fighting with some men when saw that her sister was in pretty bad shape. Oula finished off the man that she was fighting and went over to her in hope that she could heal the sevear wounds and leave the minor wounds alone, for now. Just as she got closer to Daianira she heard Temarie yelled in pain as she was choked slamed into the floor by the slob. Oula only thaught of the way to save Temarie, but Daianira was not going to like her plan. Oula kept running towards her sister and picked her up by the back of her shirt. Not even taking account for Dainaira's well-being, Oula through her sister toward Temarie and the man choking her.

BAM, THUD, ROLL

"ow~! I'm already in pain, yet you still cause me more pain." Daianira whined before she pasted out. Oula ignored her sister as she started to tie up the slob just like Kankarou and the tall man that Daianira came with. Once Oula was done, she checked up on Temari.

"You okay?" Oula asked with a concern look.

"Yeah, I'm fine. But shouldn't you check on your sister?" Temari asked with concern look and tone that matched Oula's.

"She will be fine. When I threw her, I also pumped her full of healing chakra. She'll get better soon." Oula explained with a bored look.

"PETTY WINKLE SAID NO MORE COFFEE!"

"See, I told you she was fine." Oula stated, as she looked around the room. "Crap, he got away." Oula said in a annoyed tone. Temari and Kankarou look shooked, that was Oula's first cuse word in front of others.

"um, who got away?" Daianira asked once she was done screaming her head off about Who-Knows-What.

"Tsubohiki" She said and looked as if she wished she could kill someone with one word and that word is Tsubohiki. Daianira rolled her eye's at the atmosphere that surrounded Oula.

"Anyways, Oula we need to get going." Daianira said breaking the tension. Oula let out a long sigh before she agreed.

"All right, but before we go lets talk." Oula said looking straight in the eye's of the tall guy (Kakuzu).

"Sure, but guess what I found? It's a Cock-A-Too that likes to steal my money and it wont stop following me~!" Daianira said but ended with a whine, she smiled with a kitty kat grin.

"Is this another one of your weird dreams?" Oula asked.

"No~ well, ok yeah." Daianira said smiling. Oula rolled her eye's at Daianira childishness.

"Anyways, so are you going to introduce us to your friend?" Oula asked looking back at the tall guy.

"Oh you mean him? He's the guy that rescued me from this gender challenged girl and a profanity swearing guy. I think that guy and girl have a thing for each other." Daianira said with a little snickering at the end. The tall guy looked slightly amused at Daianira's comment.

"Thats good andd all but I need a name so I can thank him properly." Oula said in a slight scolding manner.

"Oh! Yeah, it's Rinsho. He's the quite type, but he's cool." Daianira answered in her goofy voice/smile.

"Well then Rinsho, Thank you for looking out for Daianira." Oula said with a slight bow and all she got back was a nod from Rinsho/Kakuzu. Then their was the akward silents.

"Ok! This is not akward at all." Daianira said sarcastically. "Oula our mission is over. Temari, Kankurou we will leave this to you. Oh and tell Lady Tsunade that we're bad with Test's and Trial's." Daianira spoke in a serious tone but ended with a silly one. Just before the sand sibling could say a word the twins and Rinsho/Kakuzu disappeard in a swiral of black Roses. The last thing they heard was Daianira saying 'Nice wedding dress Temari.' and light laughter echoed the room.

x)~One long explanation later~(x

"So that's why and how I ended up with them. Also why we get a full course meal and special treatment from Rinsho, otherwise know as Kakuzu." Daianira explain to Oula in Pig-latin as Hidan and Deidara complained about the twins talking in a strange language.

"So our names are Lilly and Allen?" Oula asked with and understanding look, but still talking in Pig-latin.

"Yeah, I'm Lilly and your Allen." Daianira said happlie in Pig-latin.

"Tobi doesn't understand what Lilly-chan is saying!" Tobi whined out loud as she he started to cling onto Oula. Probably thinking that she was Lilly/Daianira.

"uh, Tobi... I'm Lilly and thats's Allen." no Pig-latin.

"Oh, sorry Allen-chan. Tobi thaught you were Lilly-chan."

"It's ok, Tobi." Oula/Allen said with a small smile as Tobi left to cling onto Lilly/Daianira.

"So...You guy's are twins. un." Deidara said looking in between them, trying to find any differences.

"Duh. What did you think, that she was a clone?" Lilly asked.

"Yeah. um." Deidara amitted.

"Oh, Tranny don't forget you owe me a full course meal with Allen."

"Don't call me Tranny! yeah."

"Fine then, Deidara." Lilly said slowly. Deidara face held a slight pink.

"Lilly-Chan say Tobi's name too!" Tobi asked in his natural hyper tone. The twins looked at each other before speaking.

"Tobi." They said in unison slowly and Tobi yelled in excitement. The twins smiled at the happy young man.

"So, Kakuzu was it?" Allen asked and waited for a nod before she continued. All she got was a blank stare, but she continued anyways. "If Lilly really made a deal with you then I suspect that you will keep up your side of the deal. Now hers my question, which bounty station are we going too?" Kakuzu just stared at her and she stared back never breacking eye contact. Lilly was arguing with Hidan about Who-Knows-What while this was going on. After a good long 3 minutes, Kakuzu spoke.

"Theirs one near Amegakure." He answered simply

"Ok, so juging on every ones lookes. You guys must be in a gang or something?"

"Correct." Kakuzu answered shortly.

"How did you know Allen-chan?"

"Simple, everyone is wearing the same cloaks and nail polish. Plus the blond's arm's are put on by someone with little medical care."

"Only you would notice something like that." Lilly said then got back to agruing with Hidan.

"If you like, I can fix your arms better."

"May be later, their fine for now. yeah."

"Anyways, whats the name of your group?

"..." Kakuzu just stared a head never once looking at her.

"..."

"It feels like they started to play the quiet game." Lilly stated out loud.

"..."

"I get it, you can't tell us. So I'm just going to take a shot in the dark here, your the Band of Misfit?" Their was some snickering from Lilly.

"..."

"Ok, then what about the Akatsuki?" Lilly got quiet at the name.

"..." Kakuzu glanced at her but then went back to looking at the road a head.

"Anyways, I'm hungry." Lilly said in order to break the tension between the two and Allen decided to let go of subject, but decided to ask one last question.

" Ok, so Kakuzu where are we going to eat at?"

"Their's a restrant up ahead, we'll go their."

"Sounds like a plan."

x)~One long walk later~(x

"Hidan, if you say one more cuse word, I swear that I'm going to rip out your spine and use it to smack you with." Allen threaten him.

"I would listed to her if I was you. Her threats are never empty." Lilly said as she nursed her sore jaw that Allen had punched while Hidan got a kick in the chest from an early agrument between the two.

"The Hell I will! I will Fuckin say whatever Hell I want and Fuckin swear as Fuckin much as I Fuckin want." Hidan yelled. Allen visibly twitched at every cuse word that Hidan said. After Allen took a few deep breathes, to calm herself down, she slowly looked back at Hidan in a creepy/sadisic manner. Before anyone (who actually cared about him, which was no one) could say anything Oula disappeared, the only thing that gave away her position was the yell that came from Hidan.

Allen had manged to break parts of the ribs that conneted to the spine, she also severed the spine at the base of the neck and the lower back regions. Then in one swift bloody movement, she pulled out his spine. Some blood landed on her face, which kinda creeped out Tobi, and Deidara. Then she smacked Hidan with his own spine.

"Well, I always knew he was spineless." Lilly said sarcastically, completey ignoring the fact that her sister looked calm when she pulled out Hidan's spine.

"Allen-chan scaries Tobi." Tobi whined as he hid behind Deidara and Lilly.

"Sorry Tobi, I didn't mean to scary you." Allen said smiling, completely forgot about the blood on her face and that scaried Tobi more.

"Allen clean your face before you give Tobi a heart attack and put back the spine." Lilly told Allen. "Oh and Hidan if you have any brains, you will stay quiet." Lilly commented to Hidan in a wishper tone and while Allen was putting back Hidan's spine, he was quiet the whole time.

"It's a good thing your Immortal, otherwise you would be dead already." Allen stated the obvious.

"Wow! Allen-chan your really good at that healing!"

"Thanks for noticing Tobi." Allen said smiling, liking the praising she was getting.

"Food A Head~!" Lilly exclamed happlie as she stood a top of a tree. Allen finished up her healing when Lilly jumped off the tree and almost landed on Hidan's head. "Hurry up! I'm Hungry~!" Lilly said as she walked a head with Kakuzu, Hidan grumbled about something but he was ignored.

"Shut up already, your worest then Hidan. un."

"That may be true, but I don't cuse like he dose."

"Yeah, but you just as annoying as him. yeah."

"Shut up."

"Ha! You didn't deny it. un."

"Whatever, lets just hurry up and get this over with." Lilly said with an annoyed look as she picked up her pace. Everyone just followed her with out a word (except the occasional grumbles that came from Hidan and the snickering from Deidara.)

x)~waiting for the food~(x

Everyone was sitting around a large floor table, in a private room, they already orderd their food and they already had their drinks. Lilly, Tobi, and Allen sat at oneside while Deidara, Hidan, and Kakuzu sat across from them.

"Is it just me or did you girls order a lot of food? un."

"Well yeah, this may be our last real meal." Lilly stated like it was obvious as she sipped on her drink.

"Lilly-chan you shouldn't eat too much. You will get sick."

"Thats true but all I care about is making Deidara pay for a lot." Lilly said with a laugh, just before Deidara could yell at her. She cut him off. "I want music!"

"Where are we going to find any music here." Allen asked boredly.

"Well... Oh!" Lilly opened the door that lead to the hallway and easily found a servant. "Hey you, come here for a sec." Lilly said pointing at the servant and then wishpered a request before she went back to the room.

"So?" Allen asked a little interested. The only answer she got back was a familiar smile that spelled trouble. Before she could voice out her reaction, she her a lot of foot steps comming their way. The door was opened and in came a full on band as the started to set up in a corner, Lilly was talking to them. When everything was done and set up, Lilly was on the stage with back up singers and she held a mic as she waited for the beat of the song. [Song: The Noose by The Offsprings] (AN: I recomend that you listen to the song as you read along. x3 if you don't like the song then skip it. xP)

"Well our souls are all mistaken in the same misguided way
We all end up forsaken, we're just choosing our own way
The future now incinerates before our very eyes
And leaves us with emptiness of no more tries"

"Well our visions of a glory now have spiraled down the drain
The best of our intentions that come crashing down in flames
The depths of our despair we are unable to contain
It's shallow living"

"The noose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The noose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our mak'r comes a calling
The noose is falling
And enemies are rising"

"Well the tracers from yesteryear are burning in the dust
Your bruises are reminders of naivete and trust
You're only feeling stronger cause your body's getting numb
Now I lay you down
Put the coins in your eyes
And blow the candles out"

Lilly started to jumped around with the solo and time the excated moment to make a dramatic pose befor she started to sing again.

"The noose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The noose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our mak'r comes a calling
The noose is falling
And enemies are rising"

Repating the earlier movemeents again as she hopped around with the beat.

"No more!
No more!
Nothing!"

"No more!
No more!
Ever!"

"No!
More!"

"No!
More!"

"The noose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The noose is falling
And enemies are rising!"

Lilly smiled when she was given strange looks, but even more when she heard some claping from Tobi and Allen. Allen got up and walked up to the stage, pushing Lilly off the stage so she can sing nexted. After talking to the band and back up singers she turned and waited for her que in the beats to start singing. [Song: Rock Show by Halestorm]

Allen started to sway her upper body to the beat, just before she sang she pointed at Lilly.

"Little girl
You like it loud
Come alive in the middle of a crowd
You wanna scream
You wanna shout
Get excited when the lights go down"

"At the rock show
You'll be right in the front row
Heart and soul, they both know
It's where you gotta be"

Allen started to sway her hips side to side as she continued to sing, this time pointing at Deidara.

"Little girl, there you are
All the lighters looking just like stars
Sing along, feel the sound
Take a ride on the hands of the crowd
Here it comes, the moment when
You know you'll never be the same again
Power chord, see the light
You found your place in the world tonight"

"At the rock show
You'll be right in the front row
Heart and soul, they both know
It's where we gotta be
Yeah at the rock show
Getting high on the solo
So what if it's crazy?
That's gonna be me"

Swaying side to side, eyes closed till the last moment when she looked serious at everyone.

"This goes out to anyone one
Who's heart beats like a kick drum
When a bitchin' riff comes
Knows the words to every line, everytime
And you know you gotta go get some, get pumped
Find yourself and lose it"

"At the rock show
I'm lookin at the front row
Heart and soul, we both know
It's where we gotta be
Yeah at the rock show
We're reaching for the high notes
Don't matter if we're crazy
You're coming with me
You're coming with me
You're coming with me
So what if it's crazy?
It's where we gotta be
At the rock show"

Allen smiled when Lilly and Tobi were clapping enthusiastically, but just before she was about to bow in thanks she was shoved off by Lilly. As Allen walk back to her seat she couldn't help but notice that, while on stage, Lilly is planing something and 90% of the time her plans fail. Music started to play and Lilly had her back facing them. [Song: Bully by Shinedown]

Lilly started to head-bang with the beat. Then turn around dramatily.

"It's 8 A.M.
This hell I'm in
Seems I've crossed the line again
For being nothing more than who I am"

"So break my bones
And throw your stones
We all know that life ain't fair
But there is more of us
We're everywhere"

"We don't have to take this
Back against the wall
We don't have to take this
We can end it all"

"All you'll ever be
Is a faded memory of a bully
Make another joke
While they hang another rope
So lonely
Push him to the dirt
'Til the words don't hurt
Can you hear me?
No ones gonna cry
On the very day you die
You're a bully"

"Hey!
Hey!"

"Think it through
You can't undo
Whenever I see black and blue
I feel the past
I share the bruise"

"With everyone
Who's come and gone
My head is clear
My voice is strong
Now I'm right here to right the wrong"

"We don't have to take this
Back against the wall
We don't have to take this
We can end it all"

More head-banging and then a spin just before she started to sing. Mostly threw the song Lilly point to someone when she said Bully.

"It's 8 A.M.!
The Hell I'm in!
Your voice is strong!
Now right the wrong!"

"All you'll ever be
Is a faded memory of a bully.
Make another joke
While they hang another rope
So lonely.
Push him to the dirt
'Til the words don't hurt
Can you hear me?
No ones gonna cry
On the very day you die
You're a bully"

"Hey!"

Lilly smiled as she jumped off the stage and gave the mic to Hidan, he looked at it then back at her and said 'No' but Lilly didn't take 'no' for answer. She wishpered somthing only Hidan heard, then he took the mic and went up on stage ordering the band around and the back up singers. The next song is NOT for KIDS! I picked this song for Hidan as pay back for Allen. I repeat This Song is Not For Kids! [Song: Bitch gota penis by Your Favorite Martian]

Hidan pointed at Allen looked straight at her, before she sang.

"Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis
Bitch got a penis"

"Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.
Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.
Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.
Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis."

"Bitch, bitch, bitch got a penis
Bitch, bitch, bitch got a penis
Bitch, bitch, bitch got a penis
Bitch, bitch, bitch got a penis"

Hidan started to point at someone random when said "Bitch".

"Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.
Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.
Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.
Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis."

"got a penis
got a penis
Bitch got a penis
got a penis
Bitch got a penis
got a penis
Bitch got a penis
got a penis"

"Bitch got a penis!"

Hidan smirked at Allen, who was by the way furious at him and Lilly for giving him the idea. Lilly knew Allen couldn't do anything if it was a song. Allen snatched the mic from Hidan before she glared him off the stage, Hidan laughed as he got off the stage. Lilly ignored the glare that she got from Allen by handing out drinks filled with alcohol, a knock at the door had caught Deidara's attion. As he opened the door he was over run by servants as they placed food, snacks, drinks, and sweets on the table. Lilly was laughing at Deidara when he stood up. He had foot prints all over him, Tobi would have gone to see if he was ok but he was easliy distracked by the sweets and sweet drink. [Song: Break Stuff (Uncensored) by Limp Bizkit]

"Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!"

"Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days! "

"I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way
I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!
Give me somethin' to break
Give me somethin' to break Just give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!...
A chain saw, what!...
A motherfucking chain saw, what!...
So come and get it"

Everyone knew that this song was for Hidan, Tobi ran up to Allen and kindly asked for the mic before he talked to the band. Everyone that was sitting at the table was eating their food or drink when the music started to play.

"Tobi knows a song that gets on everybodys nerves
Everybodys nerves
Everybodys nerves"

Before Tobi could say another word he was hit by Deidara and pushed off the stage crying. Lilly let Tobi cry on her shoulder as Deidara order the band around. Allen was talking to Kakuzu about money, people with high bountys, and random ways to torture others. [Song: You're going Down by Sick Puppies]

"Define your meaning of war
To me it's what we do when we're bored
I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop
And it makes me want it more
Because I'm hyped up out of control
If it's a fight, I'm ready to go
I wouldn't put my money on the other guy
If you know what I know that I know"

"It's been a long time coming
And the table's turned around
'Cause one of us is going
One of us is going down
I'm not running,
It's a little different now
'Cause one of us is going
One of us is going down"

"Define your meaning of fun
To me it's when we're getting it done
I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop
So get ready for another one
Let's take a trip down memory lane
The words circling in my brain
You can treat this like another all the same
But don't cry like a bitch when you feel the pain"

"This is hardly worth fighting for
But it's the little to late that I can't ignore
When my fist hits your face and your face hits the floor"

"It'll be a long time coming
Bet you got the message now
'Cause I was never going
Yeah, you're the one that's going down"

"One of us is going down
I'm not running,
It's a little different now
'Cause one of us is going
One of us is going down"

"One of us is going down"

Just as Deidara finished his song Hidan came backup on the stage and took the mic, with a few loud orders to the band and a kick to Deidara to get him off the stage, he started to sing again.[Song: Kick in the Teeth by Papa Roach]

"We live in a cold dark world with venom in it's fangs.
You can spit it in my face but I know I'll be ok
It's on the attack. It's a war, It's a game.
A ball and chain chew my arm off to get away
Don't fight, or it deny it, invite it cause when it"

"Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it.
Throw your stones and you won't see me break it.
Say what you want, take your shots.
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
Kick in the Teeth"

"I gotta say thanks cause you kick me when im down
I'm bleeding out the mouth.
I hope you know I'm stronger now.
I'm taking the hate, I'm turning it all around.
I wont go down 'til I'm six feet underground.
Dont fight, or it deny it, invite it, cause when it"

"Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it.
Throw your stones and you won't see me break it"

"Say what you want, take your shots.
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
Kick in the teeth
What doesnt kill me only, will make me stronger in my head
In my head"

"Cause when it
Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it.
Throw your stones and you won't see me break it.
Say what you want, take your shots
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
Kick in the teeth
Say what you want. Take your shots.
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
Kick in the teeth
Kick in the teeth
Kick in the teeth"

Lilly tried to take the mic from Hidan, but held the mic high above her, as she tried to get the mic by jumping at it, then idea came to her. Instead of jumping at the mic she diecided to tackle Hidan to the ground then take the mic. Standing on Hidan Lilly orderd the band around again before she started to sing. [Song:Living La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin]

"She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall."

Lilly was still standing on Hidan but as Hidan tried to roll over she timed her jump so that she would be on his back when she landed.

"She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night."

"She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!"

"Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane."

"She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!"

"Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca."

By the time time she finished her song, Hidan got fed up with Lilly standing on him and knocked her off him with a push up. Lilly landed on her butt with a loud thump. Lilly and Hidan started to argue with each other as the band quicklie packed up and left. Allen eventually got up and pulled Lilly off Hidan and sat her down infront of food. Hidan was going say something but quickly closesed his mouth when Allen sent a glare towards him. Everyone started to eat except Kakuzu and Tobi, they chosed to drink instead of eating something. Time went by and the food slowly started to disapper, by the time they finished it was already dark. They stayed the night at the hotel that they where eating at, they slept in a large room with two Queen sized beds. The twins slept on one bed with Tobi between them. Hidan, Deidara, and Kakuzu slept in rotation/shifts on the other bed.

x)~on the road~(x

"Are we their yet?"

"Shut UP! You've been asking that question for about an hour. yeah."

"Well excuse me for asking a simple question."

"Lilly-chan its not smart to make sempai mad."

"Well lets just say that I'm not that bright. Allen don't you dare say anything."

"What did you expect me to say?"

"Something sarcastic."

"Me! Say somthing sarcastic? I'm hurt that you would say such a thing about me."

"Stop acting hurt, you suck at acting."

"Maybe I'm acting bad to make it look like I can't act, so that when I do need to act it looks real."

"Too many words in one sentance! My head is spinning."

"Lilly don't fall to the ground your going to ruin your outfit. We need to look decent for the bounty people."

"I know that, but my head hurts and I'm tired. Tobi can you carry me?"

"Sure Lilly-chan." Tobi let Lilly on his back and carried her piggy-back style.

"I hate to sound like Lilly but how much longer till we get their?"

"Almost their." Kakuzu said simply with Hidan and Deidara cheering quietly in the back. Allen just nodded her head.

x)~Bounty station~(x

"Is just me or dose this look abandoned?" Lilly questioned out loud. No one answerd as they walked into the building, their was spider webs and bugs. Kakuzu Knocked on a wall and a hidden door opened, Hidan, Deidara, and Tobi stayed outside. Kakuzu went into the hidden room followed by Lilly and Allen.

"Its nice to see you againg, What brings you here on this find day?" A man in the shadow asked. The girls felt the mans eyes on them, but they ignored him.

"I came to collect on these two."

"Names?"

"Lilly"

"Allen"

"Those are famous names, how do I know that your the real and not just lying to get the money?"

"Ask us anything that only Lilly and Allen would know."

"Ok then, served every morning is what?"

"I don't eat in the mornings, I perfur to sleep in but I do eat seasonal fruit when I wake up." Lilly answered.

"I don't eat breakfast, but I do eat a bowl of soup with seasonal fruit on the side." Allen answered simply.

"What is the name of your pet and what kind of pet is it?"

"My pet is a Camel spider and his name is Sweet tooth." Lilly simply answered.

"My pet is about 20 Piranha's and their name is Bringer of Death." Allen answered.

"Final question, what do you care for that means the world to you?"

"Her." They answered in unison as they pointed at one another.

"Correct, now I will get your money sir." Before the man left, he was stopped by Lilly.

"Sir, I think you forgot that since we are not harmed that means you have to raise the price." Lilly said calmly.

"She is correct, this man here caught us fairly and did not harm us. By the order of the wanted list he is entitled to double the price." Allen said with a stern voice.

"Of course, of course. I will get the money." The man said before disappering futher into the shadows. After a short time amount of time the man came back with chakra cuffs. Leaveing the shadows wearing a hooded cloak, he put the cuffs on the girls and handed Kakuzu his money, to which he counted. Once he was done counting he walked off, leavin the girls to the man. Lilly could hear Tobi whining about not wanting to leave them, the man lead the girls to their cell after making sure that they didn't have anything on them.

"Did you put that seal on one of them?" Allen/Oula asked in a wishperd.

"One of them? I put it on two of them." Lilly/Daianira wishperd back with a smile. Allen/Oula rolled her eyes with a smile.

"Thats crule, one would have been fine but you go and put it on two. I feel bad for them."

"Yeah whatever, so whats the plan?"

x)~one short plan later~(x

Oula sat in a corner and Daianira layed on the floor talking to a rat. The guards would stare at Daianira when she talked to the rats.

"Paint a piture, it'll lasts longer." Daianira comment aloud but never taking her eyes off the rat. The guard made a comment but not out loud.

"Sir, is their anyway we can get anything to eat or drink?" Oula asked with her weak and pleading look. The guard was taken back and blushed a little.

"I'll ask." As the guard got up to leave, he forgot his keys on his chair. Smiling Daianira asked the rat to fetch the keys for her and for a pice of food. The rat gladly fetched the keys for her, by the time the rat got back to her the guard came back with two sandwitches for the girls. Oula smiled when the guard handed her the sandwitches, Oula made sure to touch his hand by accident, the guard blushed before sitting back down. Oula blushed at the guard before handing Daianira her sandwitch, she Looked at the sandwitch before tearing it in half and giving it to the rat.

"So whats going to happen to us?" Oula asked looking as fragle and weak as much as she could.

"I'm not sure, but I think the boss will send a message to your parents and they will come to get you." The guard answered with a tint of blush on his cheeks. Oula nodded her head in understandment, then she gave a big sigh. Daianira notice the big sigh and came over to Oula.

"Allen you don't look well, whats wrong?" Daianira asked in a paniced voice as she checked to see if she had a fever.

"Its nothing, I just can't heal myself." Oula answered weakly.

"You mean you've been sick this whole time?" Daianira asked with a worried look and a paniced voice.

"Its nothing big, but I think Aunt Flo will be visiting soon. I can fell the pain already." Oula said with a straind voice.

"What! Now? FML, Dude- I mean guard, is their any girls here?" Daianira ask annoyed that Aunt Flo will be visiting soon.

"Uh- um, no their aren't any here." The guard looked uneasy.

"Then get us some tissue's and pain pill's- and hurry!" Daianira barked out orders and the guard lefted in a rush. After about 2 minutes of waiting the twins smiled and escaped with the keys.

"Lets stop by the shop before we visit Tobi and the rest of the group." Oula said.

"Yeah, that should give Kakuzu time to hide his money from Hidan and the others." Daianira replied then shouted. "EPIPHANY!"

"I'm right here you don't have to shout." Oula commented with annoyed look.

"I just figured out how to get a job from Kakuzu." Daianira said happlie.

x)~Hidden Stone Village/Evening~(x

Walking over a bridge to an old fashion Ryokan made of Stone with the fixtures of wood. Walking up to the front door, their was writting above the door that read "Dragonfly Inn" in big letters. Sliding the door they girls where greet by staff members in Yukata's.

"We're back~!" Daianira said aloud and was immediately under a lot of girls in a dogpile. Oula was saying her "Hello's" and "What's the progress in the INN?" always getting staright to the point in business. After handling a few business matters, Oula was soon relaxing outside in the natural Hot spring. Daianira walked in with a towel around her body and slowly easied into the water.

"Oh my- your hair? What did you do?" Oula asked a little shocked.

"I had one of the girls cut my hair, Why dose it look bad?" Daianira asked a littl nervous. Her hair was shorten to her shoulders and layered, she also had colored to a dark brown and light brown high lights.

"No, it actually looks nice. I've been thinking about cutting mine also." Oula said softly as she looked up at the now dark starie night.

"You should, its almost summer and long hair will only just get in our way." Daianira said in a teacher-scolding-student way. Oula laught a little.

"Yes ma'am. I'llgo do that right after I relax abit." Oula said playing along. Daianira smiled before she layed in the water and drifted around the water. They where left to their thaughts and the quiet night, after about 30 minutes they got out and had a nice dinner that was made for them by the staff.

Once morning came around the Daianira started to pack while Oula got her hair cut. A knock on the door made Daianira stop packing and held a kunai behind her head, making it look like she was scratching her head, as she opened the door. Only to see one of the worker with a tray of food, Daianira let out a breath of air that she had held.

"Tracie you scared me a little, just put the tray on the table over their." Daianira said as she pointed to the table; Tracie was a quiet girl, some think she's mute but only a few have heard her talk. "Tracie you know, I should get you a bell." Daianira said with a laugh and Tracie laugh quietly with her. Tracie left with a bow and Daianira thanked her for the food. Not long after Tracie left, that Oula came into the room with her hair cut.

"Wow, you look awesome." Daianira complemented Oula. Her hair was just as short as Daianira's, but Oula had her bangs straigh acrossed her forehead but also had some long bangs on the side of her face. (Think young Hinata but with shoulder link hair and her trade mark face fram longer.) Oula also colored her hair to a light brown.

"I want to be able to still put up my hair, but I didn't want it to be long like before." Oula explained her hair cut a little.

"Well you look nice, lets eat and pack up after."

"Yeah, that sounds good."

Once the girls where done with everything, they left the Inn and headed towards Fire Country.

"Why are we going back to Fire Country?" Daianira asked.

"Well while you and everyone eles was singing, Kakuzu and I where talking about big bounty's and their's a guy their that Kakuzu had his eye's on. His name is Chiriku-"

"Of the Twelve Guardian?"

"Former Twelve Guardian and well figure if we take our time to get their we will meet up around their."

"Ohhhh~ I see, but I wanted to meet up with them before and act like we never met them and have Kakuzu hire us to be like maids at their base. Besides I already put seals on all of them to warp the memory of us."

"That sounds intresting, lets work with that, but did put that tracking seal on them?"

"Of corse."

"Well let speed up the pace, I have a bad feeling about the zombie duo."

"Yeah, me too."

x)~End Of Chapter 4~(x

Xanime4lifeX- I so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sooooooooooo~ sorry for the extremly late update. I've been working on this chapter on paper, because my lod laptop had a really bad virus and well I kept taking it back to get it fix at the computer fixing store but they said it would be cheaper if I just bought a new laptop, well i couldn't do that cause I'm broke so I begged and pleaded to my mom to get me a laptop and finally she got me one, but its used. Hey I'm not going to complain it works and thats all I need it to really do. x3

Daianira- Feel free to flam her about how she took too long to update. Show No Mercey!

Oula- For once I agree with you, Flam her, Flam her till she nothing but ash in the wind.

Xanime4lifeX- Hey thats not nice to say, I worked hard on this chapter that as soon i got my new used laptop that the first thing I did was type up this chapter with no beta reader mind you and- Hey! don't roll your eyes at me!

Daianira- I didn't roll my eyes I was just traceing a rainbow with them and if you take away the lyrices to all of the songs in here, your chapters would be short.

Oula- she's right you know and thats saying somethin.

Xanime4lifeX- You too! man I feel so alone now. The reason that I put songs in here is because I have a plan for them in the future.

Oula- Right~

Daianira- Anyways Xanime4lifeX DOSE NOT OWN ANY OF THE SONG just the her Oc's and the idea for this story.

Oula- Read if you want to, review if you feel like it, but I hope you enjoyed reading! :whiper: don't for get to Flam Xanime4lifeX. hehe