We were having a relaxing night just reading...well I was reading but Crowley was watching something about Hitler. Suddenly the power turned off and Crowley looked a little too pleased with himself. He gently pushed me off of him and got himself together, meanwhile I just stared at him and caught on to what maybe going on.

"You expecting someone Crowley?" I asked and reached over to grab my gun.

"Just two hunters." Crowley replied and started to walk out of the room.

I poofed to the other end of the hall and saw two pretty good lookin guys fixin a rug that I know cost way too much money. Crowley walked into the hall on the other end and started to talk.

"It's Crowley right?" Tall perp asked first.

"So the Hardy boys finally found me." Crowley stated.

Crowley took a few steps forwards then stopped. Not sure if it was because I was waving at him like a mad man to stop or because the carpet was bunched up a bit and you could tell that it was tampered with. The two intruders tensed up as Crowley stood up.

"Do you have any idea how much this rug cost?" Crowley asked as two demons appeared behind the intruders and grabbed them.

The intruders struggled as Crowley held up what looked to be an old as hell gun. I mean this thing looked like a prop from a John Wayne Western.

"This is it right? This is what it's all about." Crowley stated and then took aim. The intruders stopped moving about when Crowley took his two shots. Crowley killed the two demons and the intruders looked shocked.

"We need to talk. Privately." Crowley said and started to turn to lead them back into his office.

"I'd get a move on if I was you boys. King of the Crossroads does not like to be kept waiting." I told them aiming at their heads.

We all walked into Crowley's office and once the boys walked through the threshold the other one started to talk.

"What the hell is this?" Intruder 2 asked.

"Do you know how deep I could have buried this thing?" Crowley asked and waited till I walked around the boys and next to him to shut the door with his magic.

"There's no reason why you or anyone should know about this at all. Except that I told you." Crowley told them.

"You told us?" Tall one spoke.

"Rumors, innuendo. Sent out through the grape vine. " Crowley told him.

"Why? Why tell us anything?" Tall one asked again.

Crowley held the gun up and aimed at the shorter one.

"I want you, to take this thing to Lucifer and empty it into his face." Crowley said still aiming at the shorter one.

"Love maybe you shouldn't point a loaded gun at them if you want them to do something for you." I told him and nuzzled into his side.

"Uh huh ok and why exactly do you want the devil dead?" Shorty Macattitude asked.

"It's called Survival. But I forgot that at best you two are functional morons." Crowley told them as he placed the gun on his desked.

"Your'e functional morons." Shorty said...and I giggled. Crash and burn dude.

"Lucifer isn't a demon remember, an angel famous for his hatred for human kind. To him we are just filthy bags of puss. If that's how he feels about you, What can he think about us?" Crowley told him.

"Great visual love." I stated and shivered. He smirked at me and kissed my cheek. I kept my eyes on the boys as they were eyeing the gun.

"But he created you." The tall one stated. Oh joy this was going to be a long talk.

"To him we are just servants, just canon fodder. If Lucifer manages to exterminate human kind we're next. So help me, huh? Let's all go back to simpler better times. Back to when we could all follow our natures, I'm in sales damnit." Crowley said in a dire tone. I was a little worried about my new husband.

I laughed at the last part. Sales right that was a joke.

"So what do you say? What if I give you this thing and you go kill the devil?"Crowley spoke as he handed the gun to the tall one. As he did this I noticed that there were on more bullets inside it. I smirked at this and just waited for the que.

"Great great." Oh you have got to love that cheeky smile.

"You wouldn't know where the devil is by chance would you?" Tall one asked.

"It's Thursday, little birdies told me he has an appointment in Carthage Missouri." Someone was just full of answers today. I handed him a tumbler of scotch for him to drink.

The tall one nodded and then took aim for Crowley's head. I growled and aimed for the short ones head. Tall guy pulled the trigger and nothing happened. The stupid twosome looked a little scared when nothing happened.

"Oh yeah you'll probably need more ammunition." Crowley stated as he walked around the desk to his top drawer.

"Ah excuse me for asking but aren't you two kinda signing your own death warrant. I mean what happens to you if we go up against the devil and loose." Shorty asked us.

"One he is going to wipe us all out anyway. Two after you leave here we go on an extended vacation all points no where. Three how about YOU DON'T MISS?! OK MORONS!" Crowley yelled as he yelled at them and threw the extra bullets at them. When the smaller one caught it we both poofed off so they didn't get any funny ideas.

"You just had to yell at them didn't you?" I asked him as we walked around a bunker that I had built in Alaska just for this kinda thing. I did a lot of research to make it so no one could come in here except Crowley and myself.

"Well I am sorry darling but they weren't getting the point." Crowley stated as he found a comfy chair to sit in and a decanter with a mystery liquid inside. He sniffed it and found out that it was Craig his favorite drink.

"Well you're not wrong." I told him and was about to sit in another chair but Crowley reached for me and pulled me onto his lap. I raised my eyebrows high when he did this. Even though we were married we weren't really intimate. He smirked and moved me a bit to make it so I was cuddling into him while he drank his Craig.

We just sat together, he made a book appear and handed it to me. I looked at the cover and saw that it was the same book that I was reading before the dynamic dumbass duo. I looked up at him and kissed his cheek and snuggled into him and started to enjoy the book. For being creatures of evil we were having a blissful time, maybe this could be our happy ending. Just maybe.