N/A: Ok all the people reading this. I know I'm putting chapters out way to fast but I can't help it. I have so many good ideas and since it's during the week and not the weekend. The only good way to use all this stress or tiredness I get is to write for a long time when I can write. I hope the reason no one is reviewing is because there busy with school and stuff like that. I can't wait for the weekend with much time to write and plenty of time for reviews. Any way it's time for the story so read on and send reviews after.

Four

As Kirby and Q-pid kept walking the fight about "who is Ribbon" kept on doing an energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going and going.

"Who is ribbon" asked an angry Q-pid for, literally, the forth time.

"It's no one. We just did some stuff together to beat an evil dude who just keeps coming and coming and coming back. DARK MATTER!

(Cue horror music) DUN DUN DUN!

"Wow, Dark matter in full a caps and 3 duns! He must be really evil because I didn't even care that you used the energizer bunny joke again." Replied Q- pid.

"Yeah and that's why I know her… yeah, no other reason… heh… yeah let's go with that." Kirby shakily replied.

"Oh, I give up." Said Q-pid in a "Kirby can be such numb skull some times" kind of tone.

Then Kirby thought of something strange.

"Since we just saw Gray why don't we know what he looks like?" asked Kirby

"I think it's strange too." replied Q-pid. "it was like we were only seeing a shadow with a mouth."

"And you are partly right." Said Gray as he appeared in his shadow form. "You have never actually seen me but I suppose now would be a good time as any to show you what I look like."

As Gray's shadow slowly disintegrated a large beam of light shot down from out of no where.

Kirby and Q-pid jumped back in surprise. When the light disappeared Gray stood there with spiky gray hair and a red scarf

"Now you know what I look like. While I'm here I will tell you about my past. I lived on the planet earth as an orphan. One day a creature like the one you saw at the mirror world door on this planet attacked. A star warrior then came to the planet to stop the creature. Afterwards I followed the star warrior and begged him to let me become a star warrior."

"I bet you were a natural." Said Kirby in a confident voice.

"You would think so but I was actually the worst warrior in training a warrior trainer could ever have. I didn't want to be a failure though. I was a loser. On earth no one liked me and I couldn't become a star warrior because I was too weak and scared of danger. One night I went to the ship bay and stole a warp star and a ship."

"So does that mean you are not a star warrior?" Asked Q-pid.

"Actually I became a star warrior but not that early. I went to pop star after a while. I met Metaknight there and that is where I created the beam sword."

"But I thought you said you couldn't fight." Said Kirby.

"I couldn't. I suggested that he should make the attack. He actually did too. I then went to outcast star were creatures across the universe are excepted when no one else would." I trained there for 5 years day and night and became a star warrior soon after. I then quickly flew through the ranks and became a second class star warrior 2 weeks ago. That's how I became a star warrior."

"Did the creature on "earth" look the same as the one you fought here." Asked Kirby.

"No, It was like a giant winged eyeball." Replied Gray.

Dark matter! Kirby yelled. "it all makes sense now. Five years ago a monster attacked earth and dark matter attacked a bunch of planets five years ago. When I fought him he looked like a giant winged eye ball. That's also how I met ribbon. Dark matter attacked ribbons planet. And after I beat him at the celebration I fell off the stage! I still have the scar, wanna see it." Said Kirby.

"Ew, no." said Q-pid scrunching her eyes up tight.

"I have come to tell you that dark and miracle matter have returned." Said gray "now go to the multiverse monster factory."

"Say what?" asked Kirby

"The first leader in dark matter's army is also the creator of many monsters so you must go to his factory and destroy it. You must also destroy Mechaflare, the leader of the monster factories." Replied Gray knowingly.

"O.K. so lets get started. Come on Q-pid!" Kirby said as he started to run forwards.

"Uh Kirby, wrong direction." Said Gray.

Kirby and Q-pid ran in the direction Gray pointed. Gray then teleported to riffle star to fight off the new army of monsters attacking.

As Kirby and Q-pid approached a large factory Kirby said "this must be the place."

"Well, this is a random factory in the middle of no where." Said Q-pid

"Oh, yeah." Said Kirby.

At the gate of the factory there were 2 monsters. One was a popple bro JR. and a sparky.

"We've been expecting you Kirby and Q-pid." Said P.B.J. "My partner can only speak I.M.

"-3 !5 2 r:9-+ dood." Said the sparky confusingly.

"I can't understand him at all." complained Kirby.

"U (l 1'? O !311." Said sparky in an even more confusing way.

"OH MY GOSH. IT'S TO CONFUSEING." Yelled Kirby.

"Any ways," said P.B.J. staring at Kirby strangely "we are here to protect the entrance to the factory. Before you get dead wanna see something funny."

"Uh, O.K." said Kirby.

P.B.J. continued "first to get in you have to find the secret button to open the steel door. Isn't that funny? Then you have to fight a robot and the only to kill it is to press this button. HAHAHA. That's really funny."

Dood 5+01 +. Said sparky.

Then Q-pid said "didn't you just disarm all the weapons and stuff."

"Yeah." said P.B.J. "Wait a minute.. OH CRAP! Not again"

Kirby and Q-pid easily walked into the fortress as P.B.J. cursed behind them.

After the duo entered the fortress an evil creature appeared. He looked like a giant moon with a beard and gangster glasses.

"I'm Mecha-Gansta yo and I'm gonna beat ya up little homies." Said the creature.

"AHHH, were scarred for life." Said Kirby and Q-pid at the same time.

"Mecha-gansta is gonna beat ya to a pulp, ya dig." Said M.G.

"Uh, no" said Kirby

"Well to bad homie." M.G. replied.

Suddenly Gray appeared.

"Yo, kid your crampin my style." Said M.G. angrily.

"Kirby now would be a good time to learn how to use fusion attacks" said gray.

"Fusion attacks?" Kirby asked

"When you obtained your voice you where given the power to when yelling the element of your ally you can perform a special attack at the same time." Gray answered.

"O.K. lets try it." Said Kirby "FUSION ATTACK! WIND!"

Kirby sucked up Q-pids arrow and became cupid Kirby. Q-pid used her wings to create a large wind. Kirby used the wind as a boost for his attack by shooting a barrage of arrows that were made stronger by the wind current. Than the M.G. died yelling "You've permanently cramped my style."

"Good job" said Gray. "That technique will work with any ally".

Kirby and Q-pid walked into the dungeon where one cage was rattling then it suddenly burst open!

N/A: Cliff hanger! Now you'll never know what happens. MWAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I hope you enjoyed the chapter and I hope you thought it was a lot funnier. Expect some more weird, funny and exciting stuff in the future. And so review, submit your characters and look out for chapter 5.