Glenn chewed on his lower lip as his eyes stayed glued to the book he was reading. Mark and Sara had tried to get him to go out to the bar with them but he refused to go. Going out really wasn't his thing. Mark made fun of him more often than not for it, but staying in like this really was his thing. He would take the peace and quiet over loud music and drunk idiots any day of the week.

He turned the page, reaching down with one hand to scratch a spot on his leg. Despite Sara's insistence he had stayed as far from Jeff as he could. He didn't want to be around him if he could help it. Jeff just bewildered him really. Nobody ever came at him the way Jeff had. It just caught him off guard really, which wasn't something he liked. He liked being in control and having a handle on things. Anything else was just unacceptable.

Knock knock knock.

Glenn blinked in surprise and looked at the door. Who the hell was that? He waited until they knocked again before getting up and finding out. "Oh fucking hell," he muttered under his breath. He had just peeked out the little peephole and saw Jeff standing on the other side of the door. "What now?"

"Glennnnnnnn!" Jeff drawled out as he knocked yet again. "Come on Glenn, I see your eye looking at me. Open the door."

"Why?" Glenn grunted. "Why on earth would I do that?"

"Because I want to come in," Jeff replied.

"That's not making me want to open the door."

"Oh come on!" Jeff started knocking on the door even more. "Just let me in already"

"No. Go away."

"No."

Glenn growled at that. "God damn it Jeff I said go away."

"And I said no!"

"Jeff! Go away and bother somebody else!"

"Nooooo. I want to bother youuuuuuuu!"

Glenn scowled and counted to about twenty in his head before speaking again. "Jeff I mean it. I'm tired and not anywhere near in the mood. I'm asking you nicely to just please go away."

"Your tone isn't very nice."

Glenn growled and smacked the door as hard as he could. "Jeff! I MEAN it! Go AWAY!"

There was silence on the other end. Glenn assumed that to mean that Jeff finally went away so he started to go back to the bed. Right before he sat down though, he heard a click at the door and Jeff just strolled right on in, waving a key around and making Glenn's eyes nearly bug out of his head.

"Where did you get that?"

"I asked the lady at the desk to give it to me."

"So she just gave into you?" Glenn was absolutely appalled by that.

"Well it's really not her fault. I used my sexy voice on her. Nobody can resist my sexy voice. It made her panties drop and she was pudding in my hands."

Glenn could only stare at Jeff in complete disbelief. He didn't know what to say to that. What could even be said? That had been one of the strangest, most disturbing things he had ever heard in his life.

Jeff smirked at the look on Glenn's face and shut the door behind him. "So what are you doing?"

"Well I was reading-"

"Ew, why?"

"Because I like to read."

Now it was Jeff's turn to stare at Glenn in complete disbelief. "You like to read? Why? That's just like…so boring."

"Maybe it is to you but it's not to me. And if you don't mind, I'd really like to get back to it." That was Jeff's cue to leave but of course he didn't take it. In fact he hopped right over to Glenn's bed and picked up the book he had been reading.

"Crime and Punishment?"

"It's a good book."

"Sounds boring to me. And I can't even pronounce this guy's last name."

"It's Dostoevsky."

"Yeah I really don't care." Jeff set the book down and grabbed Glenn's hand. "Come on. Let's go somewhere."

"I'm not going anywhere with you."

"Awwww why not?"

"Because I don't want to."

"Well why not?"

"Because I don't."

"Well too bad. You're going anyway."

Glenn growled and just barely resisted the urge to throttle Jeff. "Don't you ever give up?"

"Don't you ever know to quit fighting a war you've got no chance of winning?" Jeff poked Glenn's chest and pouted his lower lip. "Come on please Glenn? Please? Matt and the others ditched me tonight. Just hang out with me for awhile. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" He pouted his lower lip more and tried even harder to make himself look cute. Scarily enough, Glenn found himself caving in and nodding. He quickly justified it though with the fact that Jeff wasn't going to leave him alone otherwise.

"Fine. I'll hang for a little bit. But when I'm done I'm done. And you won't be pulling any bullshit to draw it out more. Is that a deal?"

"Mhm! It's a deal."

…

Despite the fact that the hotel pool had been closed for the past hour and a half, Jeff used his "sexy voice" on the staff so they could get permission to hang out there for awhile. Of course Jeff immediately took off his shoes and jumped in with all his clothes on, doing a couple backstroke laps before swimming over to the edge and looking at Glenn, who was sitting calmly in one of the chairs nearby.

"Don't you want to get in?"

Glenn shook his head. "Nope. I'm fine right here."

"Oh come on. Please get in?"

"No. Now quit being pushy."

Jeff sighed and shook his head. "You really like to be difficult don't you?"

"How am I being difficult exactly?"

"You don't want to have any fun.. Like ever. I don't get it. How can you go through life being so cranky?"

"I'm not cranky. I just act my age. I'm an adult you know."

Jeff snorted at that. "So am I but you don't see me acting like a stick in the mud. I know how to have fun, which is what I want to teach you to do."

Glenn rolled his eyes. I know how to have plenty of fine. Just because I don't act like a small child on crack doesn't mean I don't ever have fun."

Jeff snickered a bit. "A small child on crack? Matt says the same thing about me all the time." He snickered a bit more before getting serious again. "And you know how to have fun? What's the last fun thing you did?"

Glenn really didn't want to answer this one because he knew the answer was going to be something Jeff didn't like but the way Jeff was looking at him told him that he needed to answer right now and not avoid the question. "I went to this museum-"

"A museum?" Jeff looked at him like he was absolutely insane. "You call going to a museum fun?"

"It was a wax museum if that makes you feel better."

"Okay, that's kind of cool at least. But really though? A museum? I think I'm going to have to take you out and show you how real fun is had."

"Please don't. Just leave me alone."

"Why? I like you. Don't you like me?"

"You drive me nuts."

"I drive everybody nuts. It's part of my charm." Jeff flashed Glenn a charming smile before taking a deep breath and going underwater. Glenn rolled his eyes and leaned back in his chair, waiting for Jeff to pop back up and take a breath. And he waited…and waited…and waited. Glenn's brow furrowed and he looked at the water. Jeff still hadn't come up. How long could he hold his breath? And why did he even remotely give a shit? Jeff was a big boy, he could take care of himself. "Jeff I'm gonna go now," he announced, getting up to his feet and shaking his head. "It's late I'm gonna go crash."

No response from Jeff. He was still underwater.

"Jeff?" Glenn tried saying his name louder. "Jeff? Jeff I'm leaving." Still no answer. Sighing, Glenn walked up to the edge of the pool and actually reached down to pull the smaller man out of the water. "Jeff come on-"

"Waaachaaaa!" Jeff suddenly jumped out of the water and grabbed Glenn by the arm, pulling him down into the pool with him. Glenn hit the water head first and got water up his nose and in his mouth, making him choke and gag wildly as he came back up to the surface.

"J-J-Jeff!" he managed to gasp out in between gasps for air. He couldn't even get anything else out of his mouth. He was too busy coughing and choking.

Jeff grinned boyishly and splashed Glenn playfully. "What?"

"What? What?" If looks could kill Jeff would have been slaughtered in a couple million different ways. "You nearly kill me and you ask me "what"? Are you out of your fucking mind?"

"Possibly." Jeff splashed Glenn again and Glenn scowled. That was the way Jeff wanted to play? Fine. Two could play this game. He started splashing Jeff back, which only made Jeff laugh and splash him back. He decided to up the ante by grabbing Jeff by the scruff of his neck and dunking him underwater. Jeff got free of that by grabbing Glenn's groin and squeezing it as hard as he could. Glenn's eyes just about popped out of his head and he jumped back as far as he possibly could. Jeff popped back up to the surface and grinned triumphantly. "I win."

"You cheated," Glenn said. His face was bright red and he quickly tried to hide it behind his hair.

"Awww…" Jeff swam over to him and gently ran his fingers over Glenn's cheeks. "You're cute when you blush." That only made Glenn blush more and Jeff grinned and poked his chin. They stared into each other's eyes and the mood suddenly shifted into something completely different. Neither one of them said a single word. They just stared at each other before Jeff shook his head and patted Glenn on the chest.

"First one to get to the other side buys breakfast in the morning."