Authors Note: In this chapter, there will be less pie and more potato! Get well soon Mossnose's brother! From Spidey.

WE NEED IDEAS! And the polka from Mossnose but we will discuss that later! On with the Story…. Wow that was actually normal sized! wizzie may be Soul stealer!

Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns Harry Potter and Whoever owns FOP owns FOP. We own nothing but the storyline!

All of a sudden Sirius found himself in a very bland world. He expected a multi-coloured place. Next thing he knew, "POOF", a green haired floating person was beside him.

"Erm Hello…"

"This isn't pie land! I GOT GYPPED! AGAIN!"

"Are you… ", Looks at paper, "Pie?"

"Ooh! Pie? WHERE?"

"Look, did you take a Match up test?"

"Yes I did, did you?"

"Yes!"

"Hi I'm Cosmo and I'm your……"

"COSMO YOU DUNDERHEAD!"

"Wanda! Your out of your choco-palooza phase!"

"Wanda? Who's Wanda…."

"My wife… How did you find me?"

"Oh, I put a tracking device in you when we got married…"

"Sirius…"

"Yes?"

"Can you turn into a dog?"

Nods head

"Me too!"

Suddenly, Cosmo and Sirius disappear and 2 dogs appeared a green one and a black one.

Cliffhanger… DUN DUN DUN!

Authors note: We are low on energy, too tired to write anything good! BLAME MOSSNOSE! SHE DIDN'T GET US OUR POLKA! GET THE TORCHES! RUN MOSSNOSE RUN!

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