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Why do all super-heroes wear spandex including the X-men and Pietro?

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I burn things.

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Saturday Detention

Lance's jeep skids into a halt, right in front of the school gates. Tabitha jumps out screaming like the maniac she is, while Lance rushes to his brakes trying to cool them down as Tabitha's driving had them smoking. Remy pulls up beside them on his gleaming red motorbike.

"Bonjour homme, havin' trouble wit' de car or de petit?" Remy asked as he parked his bike beside Lance.

"Tabitha" Lance muttered through clenched teeth.

Remy watched Tabitha spin around a pole laughing all the way like an 8 yr old.

"Wwweeeeeeeee!"

As they were chatting and Remy was shuffling his cards, Rogue and Wanda came through the school gates.

"Bonjour, Chere" The Cajun snaked his arm around Rogue's waist.

"Go away Swamp Rat" She pulled his arm off of her and was about to go into the school buildings but walked straight into Hank.

"Oh, sorry Mistuh McCoy"

"Hmmm…… Come on your late" Hank indicated for them to enter the classroom.

They all strolled into the classroom muttering of what they could do instead of this. Inside already was Kitty, Bobby, Ray and Pietro.

"We need ta talk after this" Rogue threatened as both her and Wanda sat down next to Kitty.

"Hey does anyone know where John is?" Wanda wandered.

"Or how about the next of class, maybe?" Hank also wandered.

"So dat means we are de only ones dat came? Why didn't John call Remy?"

"Coz ya a retard" Rogue answered his question, but got a glare in return.

"Alright class sit down" Hank ordered.

He began to write some sentences onto the board.

Lance turned around in his chair so he faced Kitty and began talking to her.

"I don't know what you see in that guy" Lance was obviously talking Piotr.

"Well, he's like, totally sweet and kind and really creative"

Outside, Piotr had climbed onto some dust bins just outside the classroom and is peeking through the window and sees Kitty and Lance chatting together. He tries to get a better position but takes a wrong step and falls off the dust bins making a loud clattering noise, and there can be heard a whispered 'ouch'

"Did you like, hear something?" Kitty asked looking around confused.

"QUIET! Now I want you all to write these sentences hundred times each" There were six sentences (600 sentences all together)

Hank began handing out papers but when he gave Gambit his Remy 'accidentally' charged his piece of paper and exploding in a million burning ashes.

"Alright Mr. LeBeau you can write these sentences a two-hundred times each, enjoy" Hank smirked as he handed him some more paper.

"Merde, Remy's 'and already 'urting" Remy muttered.

They all began writing under the watchful eye of Mr. McCoy. Everyone watched the clock painfully as the seconds went slowly, so slowly it looked like it kept going back on every other second.

Hank looked at his watch and noticed that the school clock was five minutes slow. He gasped as he was going to be late for a very important coffee break (he had to get the donuts before Logan does)

"Sorry class, but I have leave right now, but I want you all to have at the very least written one these sentences a hundred times!" He shouted as he rushed round the corner running down the corridor like a monkey, literally.

Pietro took this chance and used his super speed and ran up to Rogue.

"Hey Rogue"

"Go away" She glared at him.

"But we need to talk!"

"Ah said leave meh alone!" Rogue stood up and spat the words in his face.

"Well you don't have to be a bitch about it all I wanted…"

"De Rogue said t' leave her alone, homme" Remy butted in. Rogue would have told Remy she can take care of herself but she was too sick and tired of Pietro allowed him to back her up.

"Go away, Gumbo" Pietro then turned his back on Remy and carried on pestering Rogue.

"Maybe Remy don't want t' go away" Remy suddenly grabbed Pietro's arm and twisted him so he faced angry red on black eyes.

"This has nothing to do with you so piss off!" Pietro pulled himself of the Cajun's grip.

"Remy t'inks it does, as dis is ma Chere" Remy said as he wrapped his arms around Rogue and pulled her into a hard, full on kiss. Everyone cheered. Pietro just stood there stunned.

"ROGUE! How dare you!" Pietro yelled.

"How dare Ah! How dare Ah! HOW DARE YA! Ya the one that cheated on meh!" Rogue screamed as punched Pietro right round the face leaving flaming red knuckle marks on his cheek and a bloody nose. He fell hard back against the wall. Rogue was about to hit him again, but before she could even raise her fist Pietro ran out the room as fast as lightening.

Rogue was breathing hard trying to control her rage as the tears fell freely washing her make up away as well. Remy stoked her arms up and down, hushing to calm down.

At this time Hank was coming back from the teacher's lounge stuffing donuts in his mouth.

"Whfaht hahppjened?" Hank said with his mouth full.

"Like, Sir I can't understand you" The all too perky girl spoke. Hank takes a big swallow.

"What happened here?"

"Ummm…"

Suddenly Pyro jumped through the classroom door slamming it against the wall.

"'ello mates! Sorry Oy'm late" John says but finishes the last part of the sentence in his head 'not!'

"Well John do you have a reason why you're late?"

"Oh, Oy slept in not used to getting up on Saturdays" John says but his thoughts say 'The reason why Oy was late coz Oy didn't wanna come'

"But John you have detention every Saturday" Wanda states out.

"Oy'm always late for them too and Mister McCoy don't look at your car awhile Okay?"

"Why?" Hank looks out the window, his car is upside down, burning and covered in graffiti.

"MY CAR!"

"Quick everyone run to Lance's car!" Tabitha shouted.

"No not my baby!" Lance's chases everyone to his car. Tabitha already in the driver's seat.

"Get out!" Lance shouts at Tabitha.

"NO!"

"Can I drive!" Kitty asks.

"NO!" Both Tabitha and Lance shout at the same time. A raging Beast charges at them.

"Get in!" Lance quickly jumps in the car and they go speeding off. Leaving a very pissed off teacher that's pulling out their own fur in frustration.

"Where to?"

"The Mall!" They all shout.

How's this chapter? I tried putting a bit more detail in. Hope you liked it!

Next chapter: The Mall need I say more?

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