Yey thanks to twilightjunkie I've been inspired to write more Jacob craziness! R&R! Again, I do NOT own Twilight and related TM's.
Dear Diary,
Okay, I got nothin' to do. Yesterday was on my list of best days evaah!!!
Bella sleeping under my arms, humming 'Jacob, my Jacob, Jacob, my Jacob' all the way and with her vampire bf nearby listening. Ha! Yeah!... Hmm… I got nothing to do. Hey maybe I'll right back to Molina. Okay, I'm gonna write to her now. I'll tell you what I wrote tomorrow or maybe later k?. great. Uhh…bye.
Jake
Dear Diary,
I wrote to Molina yesterday. Here's how it goes,
Dear Molina,
Hey there, so, you're a girl werewolf, uhmm…cool. Does Sam know about this?
Just askin'. Hey btw, thanks 4 shipping Bella and Me! Your cool 4 that.
Jacob
This is fun.
Jacob
Dear Diary,
-sigh-… Molina hasn't replied yet. So, I went to the Cullens. I sat down with them trying to withstand their stink. But, yeah I was there with Emmett's gayness,he's obsessed with Barbie Dolls and of course, Alice.[Yeah, I'm the only one who knows, he's cheating on Rosalie with Alice but Alice doesn't respond so… I don't think that really counts as cheating but still…] So he shaved one of his Barbie's blonde hair off and replaced it with black, pixie cut hair to make it look like Alice. Little Miss annoying Barbie leech saw the doll in Emmett's room and confronted him about it. Emmett told her he was making a Barbie model for each one of the Cullens [of course we both knew that that was a lie] but stupid blonde was convinced.
Close one Em. Haha![Ya know I feel friendly toward Emmet, maybe because I hate his companion but yeah,I do, despite his gayness and all his crap.]
Jacob