500 Days of Genesis
A/N- Hola everyone! I know you're probably wondering why it took me so long to update. Well blame my clumsiness. I somehow managed to sprain my wrist and so I couldn't really type. Thank my awesome twin who's typing this while I tell him what to type. I'd like to thank all of you guys who have reviewed. You have no idea how great it feels to have reviews and when people tell me that they like Joanna I feel like doing the happy dance but knowing myself I'd trip and fall and then I'd get a concussion. So I dance in my head. Ok, enough of my ramblings. Onward with the story!
Disclaimer- I only own my kitty named Genesis, the other one belongs to Square Enix.
Day 151
I am thinking of ways to get rid of my boss. It has not been going so well…
Day 152
I asked Angeal for help and guess what! He laughed, he said that I should try to understand why Mr. Loveless lied to me about the phone ordeal.
I told him I understood… that Mr. Loveless is an devious liar!
Angeal said I missed the point completely.
Day 153
Still thinking. I even enlisted Zack's help but he hasn't been much help, he also said something I think is just plain stupid.
He said maybe Mr. Loveless locked us in the damn closet was because he was jealous.
I told Zack that that was a stupid idea……now that I think about it, it does kind of make sense.
Ah! What am I saying! God damn it! I think being stuck in that closet affected my brain! Think, Joanna, think! Do not lose to the red headed loveless quoting freak, no matter how good looking he is!
Day 154
I am a GENIUS! I have found the solution to getting rid of Genesis!
First I'm going to need Zack; he's going to knock Mr. Loveless out and then he'll help me stuff him into a box. After that I'll mail Mr. Loveless! Ta-da! Problem solved.
Now I just need to find a box big enough to fit in Mr. Loveless.
Day 155
Zack won't help! Angeal forbade him to help me. That just sucks majorly! Now I have to find a way to knock out Genesis all by myself.
Day 156
So for the first time in… I have no clue…days, I've spoken to Genesis. He said he was sorry.
I responded by throwing his coffee in his face. That solved the problem.
Day 157
Today Angeal had the brilliant idea of setting me and Genesis on a date.
Of course you know the outcome.
Angeal is so going to get it tomorrow.
Day 158
Angeal is smart enough to send his puppy with chocolates. Right now I'm not mad at Angeal….Maybe later, or tomorrow.
Day 159
I feel so sorry for Genesis. If he knew the information Angeal spilled. Hmmm, I wonder….what would it take Genesis' mom to come here?
Angeal told me that there's always a spare key in a copy of Loveless on Genesis' desk. I'm now in possession of said key. Poor Mr. loveless….seems like someone is going to have mommy issues soon.
Day 160
Ok, I'm going to get into Genesis' apartment and find a way to get his mom's number.
What mother can resist visiting her little boy? Even if said boy is a Loveless quoting freak.
Day 161
Well today, I managed to get into Genesis' office because of a small mission he has. I also managed to talk to Mrs. Rhapsodos. After hours of her telling me all about her " little boy" I got her to agree to come to Midgar. You should have heard her get all teared up when I told her that her "little boy" missed her so much and that he just didn't have the guts to call her. She then said she'd be here in two days time. Just in time for when Mr. Loveless gets back. What a surprise he's going to get.
That's what you get Genesis….that's what you get for locking me in a closet with you.
Day 162
Tomorrow, Mrs. Rhapsodos comes to Midgar. Since Angeal isn't here to help me, I had to turn to Sephy for help. Big mistake! As soon as I told him what I planned he threatened to call Genesis. I had to promise never to annoy him again in exchange for his silence.
But seriously, how do I annoy him? I'm the LEAST annoying person ever! That is insulting.
Day 163
Today's the day! In a couple of minutes I'm going to have to go pick up Mrs. Rhapsodos from the train station. Then I'm going to take her to Mr. loveless' apartment to wait for Genesis. I can't wait to see his reaction.
Day 164
Revenge is sweet. Literally. Mrs. Rhapsodos turned out to be a very nice person. She had that coppery red hair like Genesis that fell past her shoulders and she had the brightest green eyes. She also knows how to make the most awesome pie ever!
Anyways, to say Mr. Loveless was thrilled when he saw my little " surprise" is far from the truth. When he saw his mom he looked like he wanted to die from embarrassment. Especially when she started pinching his cheeks and saying he grew a lot. She also made several comments of him being as skinny as a stick and how she missed him so much. I had to hold my sides to not burst out laughing.
The glare he gave me was priceless, of course all I did was smile. He deserved it.
Day 165
Today I went kept Mrs. Rhapsodos some company while Genesis filled out some paperwork.
It's strange…She told me that genesis was right. I was someone very special.
Is that good?
Day 166
Today Mrs. Rhapsodos invited me to stay for dinner for tomorrow night. She also told me to invite Angeal, since she knew him as a kid, and Sephy because she wanted to meet her son's friends.
Day 167
Dinner went well. It's just, while I was helping Genesis' mom asked me a very strange question. What did I think about Genesis?
My first instinct was to lie of course but then I found myself blushing. Where did that come from? So I told her, that Genesis was very…interesting and that many….strange things happened with him. But for some reason she had this smile on her face, like she knew something.
So now here I am, asking myself, what do I REALLY feel for Genesis?
I have absolutely no idea. Well maybe….
Day 168
Today I spent it helping Mrs. Rhapsodos again. Not very interesting.
At least Mr. Loveless isn't glaring at me every five seconds. Thank Gaia my crappy luck has held.
Day 169
Genesis is the stupidest most annoying boss ever! He told his mom that I was his girlfriend! No wonder she asked me all those weird questions!
Here I was ALMOST rethinking my opinion of him.
Day 170
I should have known my good luck wouldn't last. Apparently now I'm Genesis' girlfriend.
What did I do to deserve this?
Oh, yea. I kind of made it my goal to get revenge on Mr. Loveless.
Day 171
I am on a date with Genesis tomorrow.
I would hate Mrs. Rhapsodos if it weren't for the fact she's too damn nice
Day 172
I'm going to make it my goal to make my date with Genesis absolute hell!
Day 173
Apparently Life's against me again. Genesis had to make the date perfect.
He didn't quote Loveless, he didn't remind me of all the times he's had to save me.
Oh yea, he also kissed me.
Life hates me.
Day 174
I really don't know what to think. Part of me still hates Mr. Loveless and the other part…well…
It's hard to say. Life must enjoy seeing me go insane.
Day 175
Still going insane. Do you enjoy this, life?
Don't answer.
Day 176
Apparently the answer is yes.
Life is very mean.
Of course it would just say that it my perspective. Many girls would be thrilled that Mr. Loveless kissed them. Only I would be stupid enough not to like it, but what's there not to like? He has nice eyes, a killer smile, recites poetry….he also kisses like a god. So why don't I like it? I mean-
Wait! Where did that come from?!
Day 177
I'm going to find a way to get Mr. Loveless put of my mind.
Somehow I will get Mr. loveless out of my head!
Day 178
I'm still trying…….still not succeeding.
Day 179
Life is once again showing its great dislike for me. I managed to have an impressive fall down the Shinra stairs. Of course Mr. Loveless had to be there.
Life is definitely not on my good side.
Day 180
I'm trying to find some way to tell my mind to forget about Mr. Loveless. Turns out my mind is as stubborn as I am because Mr. loveless simply won't get out!
Day 181
I seem to be doing this a lot. Somehow I always end up being the damsel in distress for Mr. Loveless. When did my life become so goddamn cliché?
Day 182
I finally decided to read something. I couldn't get past the first few chapters because the stupid heroine goes and falls in love with some guy. He had a wonderful smile, was charismatic, basically the perfect man.
He reminded me way to much of Genesis so I threw the book away, end of story. Literally.
Day 183
Apparently every romance novel has a sort of love-hate relationship. Sound familiar? Of course, my life is way too predictable nowadays
Day 184
Something totally unexpected happened! Perfect Mr. Loveless tripped! Other than that, life was still the same boring shades of black and white.
Day 185
Mr. Loveless just makes it his goal to ruin my life. Here I was going through my very unlucky life when he made me a bet.
He told me that I couldn't a find date for the small party thing for Shinra.
I'm going to prove him wrong! Just watch, just watch, Mr. Loveless!
Day 186
Well, when I went date hunting today, he smirked in that way of his, especially after Blake turned me down. Seriously, Gaia! Can't you let me win at least once? That's not fair! Not fair at all!
Day 187
Ok so now I need to find a date.
Shouldn't be too hard right?
Day 188
Still haven't found a date…
Day 189
Apparently finding the perfect date is much harder than it seems. I'm so close to giving up but then I remember Genesis' bet and I still need to find a date.
Day 190
Ok, I need a plan. I need to find a fake date. I would ask Angeal but he's already going with someone.
Hmmm, Zack? No, he'd say no. He likes being single and if he went with me he'd tell me all about his past girlfriends.
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's time I call Sephiroth.
Day 191
In order for Sephy to be my fake date I must promise to not ever ask him for favors again, never talk to him again and give him all my special hair products.
I also have to each him about the wonders of eyeliner.
Day 192
I told Genesis I was going to go on a date with Sephy. To say he wasn't pleased is putting it mildly.
To be truthful, I'm not so pleased with having Mr. Shampoo Commercial as my date either.
Day 193
Tomorrow is my date with Sephy. Good thing Angeal, Zack and Genesis are going along or else I'd be impaling myself with Sephy's sword thirty minutes through our date.
Day 194
Whoa, I discovered the hard way about the dangers of taking too much alcohol. You would think I learned my lesson from the Christmas party but apparently not. I still got drunk although not as much as before. But still, my memory's kind of blurry. All I remember is Sephy leaving and then there's red….lots and lots of red.
Oh shit! Mr. Loveless!
Oh, fuck. I remember now…oh no. Oh no, no, no. I'm so majorly dead. I'm past the point of dead. I can't believe it….
I told him I loved him….. Shit!
Day 195
I said those words therefore it makes them true.
Dammit!
Day 196
Ok, at least today I don't have to see him. He's getting ready to take his mom back to Banora. To think this could have all been avoided if I hadn't been so hell bent on getting revenge.
It could have also avoided if Genesis hadn't locked us up in a closet or if he hadn't told his mom we were together.
Day 197
Well right now he's probably at Banora. That gives me about two days to find a way to make him forget about those three little words I said.
I can't think… Especially not when I'm thinking of Genesis every five seconds!
Day 198
So he's coming back in two days! Think Joanna think! You need to find a way to distract him from what you said! I still can't believe I said those three little forbidden words. Man, I'm stupid. Now I need to find a way to distract him….
Maybe I should just let it go…I mean it's not like he minded and who knows maybe this will be the start of….Wait! What! That's not me! Ignore all that! I can't and won't fall in Love!
Oh shit, I'm in love.
I need a solution, fast!
Day 199
I am a genius! Coffee solves all problems!
Ok, so I stayed up all night and came up with the best idea ever! I'm going to change Genesis' flight back and make him end up in…. Wutai!
That should delay him a couple of days. By then he'll have forgotten all about what I said.
Day 200
Genesis isn't in Wutai. It seems he had to take an earlier flight. Dammit! I messed up. Now I have no clue where Mr. Loveless is!
Oh, shit. I think I've lost my boss.
________________________________________________________________________ Well thanks to the people who reviewed the last chapter! The reviews were so awesome and I think I'm going to do what some of you guys said- making this into an actual story after 500 days is done. I also loved some of the suggestions. The suggestions mostly came from -Eris-89 so please thank her for the wonderful ideas given to me by her. Next chapter will be very…interesting. Hehe… (evil laughter) feel sorry for Genesis and Joanna.