Jimmy awoke to hooves clacking through the woods. Is it him?
Springing from the tree, Jimmy landed on the things back, but it wasn't Shrek.
"Donkey?"
"Hey, whatchoo think yo doin'? My back is a SACRED PLACE!" Donkey proceeded to buck, throwing Jimmy off of his back. Landing in the dirt, the air in Jimmy's lung was expelled. Catching his breath, he sat up, watching Donkey pace back and forth, muttering to himself about respect and stupid white boys.
Donkey is Shrek's long time best friend. Now he's Jimmy's long time enemy.
Jimmy considered leaping at Donkey and strangling the life out of him, but Donkey has fought a dragon, had sex with a dragon, Jimmy couldn't defeat him in a game of strength. He had to think.
"BRAIN BLAST!"
The neurons in Jimmy's head exploded into a flurry of electric currents. Lights flashed, ideas flew through his mind at a rate faster even than his quickfast son, Sonic.
In a matter of seconds, Jimmy had thought through every possibility, every scenario, and every outcome. He had his plan.
Jimmy leapt onto Donkey's back, screaming into the animal's large ears. Donkey screamed back, bucking, trying to get the psychotic boy off of his back, but Jimmy clung on. He wrapped his legs around the small horse-like man-animal (a manimal, if you will) and pulled a knife from the back pocket of his tiny jeans. With the strength of his tiny legs, he clung to Donkey and shoved the knife up his asshole. However, what happened next was not a scenario that Jimmy had considered. The Donkey cried out in… arousal?
"Oh, Jimmy-chan, please!" Donkey wept in ecstasy. He couldn't handle it, the pain was just… so good. Never before had Donkey felt something such as this.
In anger and frustration, Jimmy removed the blade from Donkey's anal cavity, the creature sobbing in pleasurable plea's to please please him.
"Nope." Denial of his love was the worst punishment Jimmy could deal to the animal.
Donkey then spent the night bleeding out of his anus, unable, or unwilling, to stop the waves of pain and pleasure that came with every drop of blood absorbed into the ground.
The creatures of the night devoured his soulless body before the sun rose.