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"Sir, experiment 519 and experiment 520 have escaped."

"What? You let them escape!"

"They were too fast for my men."

"No they were too fast for you!"

"Yes sir. Sorry sir."

"Oh not as sorry as you're going to be." With this, the Uber-Director pressed a button and vaporized the captain. This would serve as an example for anyone else who dared fail to recapture one of his experiments!