Sorry for the long wait!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I own Momo.
"You went to get this old man?" Itachi said as he stared at the white haired gentleman who had crashed through the wall. Itachi started to laugh.
"It seems your not being serious," Itachi eyes glowed red, "But I am"
"You don't get it do you? It's strictly forbidden to steal someone's mate!" Naruto yelled.
"Yet we did it mutiple times! You had no complaints!" Itachi taunted,"This one is perfect!"
"I don't care about those other girls you took from us, keep them, but these girls with us now are special" Naruto said,"I love her!" Hinata's heart nearly stopped and then she blacked out.
"Rasengan!" Jaraiya yelled impaling a distracted Itachi. He flew through the wall as Naruto reached Hinata and lifted her into his arms.
"Jaraiya go help the others"
"No need," Deidara said with a smug grin with Momo on his back.
"Idiots," Neji said as Tenten hugged him tightly.
"Can we leave now?" Sasuke asked holding a tearful Sakura. They all ran out of the house while Sai smiled wildly and Shikamaru mumbled things while being glomped by Temari and Ino.
"Those idiots, did they think it'd be that easy" Itachi sneered.
"I know the plan was to just play around but Tobi didn't get enough kisses," Tobi pouted.
"Shut the fuck up! Your not the only one!" Hidan cursed.
"So that's why Deidara left our group," Sasori said.
"Time for the next step in this plan" Itachi said.
"N-naruto-kun! I'm still in my underwear!" Hinata wined when she woke in a hotel room far away from the old hideout.
"And my clothes are ripped" Momo said sadly,"That bastard..."
"I need a bath," Sakura said not feeling well as her pink cat ear tilted downwards.
"Kawaii!" Ino said messing with her ears.
"Why are you so happy?" Temari asked suspiciously.
"I knew Shika-kun would save me! It was scary but I knew he was okay!" Ino said starry eyed.
"Hey guys! This place has a hot-spring!" Tenten said,"Let's go together!"
"I'll go with you, for ahem protection" Jaraiya said lecherously.
"Why are you still here?" Naruto said pissed off.
Am I adding too much humor? I think I'm watching too much funny anime XD