Me: Holllaaaaa!

Zukki: Enjoy the story!

Marco: I won't…

Mezumi: You ALWAYS say that…

Xavier: You know you LOVE this story… you just don't like Mark that's all! Because… *nudge, nudge, wink, wink, points at Kai who walks in the room.*

KaiKai: Hey guys… what did I miss?

Mark: Kai! *tackles*

Marco: Grrrr… *scowls*

Zukki: On with the story!

A/N: If you are wondering if the others have weapons they do, Zukki has knifes, Marco has brawling gloves that makes his punches strong and fast (he can do a special punch call 'Dragon Strike' where he does a powerful punch that has a purple dragon appear to power up the punch), plus he has hand guns that shoot powerful bullets, Xavier has a big light skinny sword and the handle is green, Mezumi has pink and blue throwing stars, and KaiKai has a REALLY big throwing star like ninja Yuffie. When she throws it, it comes back to her like a boomerang.

Chapter Whatever…: Attack!

Kai's POV:

I sat in my chair in class. It's been a few days since the incident with the pool. Mark and I have been hanging out a lot. In class we were learning BORING stuff. Then someone burst in the room.

"HEY! KAI!" a blond girl yelled… also known as my cousin…

"Young lady!" the teacher said, "You can't just barge in this class without permission!"

"I'm your assistance! Duh!" she said and crossed her arms.

Everyone in the room flinched and looked back and forth from me and her.

"Really?" the teacher said, "Well… umm… okay?" (A/N: I'm going to make the teacher look like I don't know… maybe Akaito?)

"Yeah… so what now teach?" the blond girl said and walked around the room.

"You can arrange those papers in the back over there…" the teacher said and rubbed his eyes.

"Kay!" Paulina said and walked over to the table.

"Now… I have a special announcement!" he said.

"UG I HATE ANNOUNCEMENTS!" Marco moaned. (A/N: just letting you know, let's pretend that Mark is Marco and Marco is Mark in school. Also they switched personalities okay? I know… it's confusing!)

"Yes… yes… we all know Marco…" the teacher said.

"It's MARK!" Marco said and hit his head with his palm.

"Well… we are going to do a play okay?" the teacher said and clapped his hands together.

"I HATE PLAYS!" Marco said and banged his head on the desk.

"Ignoring that… it's a love story and we are picking out parts out of this hat!" he said and pulled out a black top hat.

"LOVE STORIES ARE THE WORST!" Marco yelled.

"Ignoring… again… okay! Here we go! Let's start with the male rolls!" he put his hand in the hat and pulled out a paper, "The main male role is… Mark!"

"Grr!" Marco moaned and banged his head repeatedly on the desk.

After a while, he was saying parts, then my part came… uh oh…

"The lead female role is… Kai!" Marco stopped banging his head immediately.

"NOOOOO!" some girls yelled.

Then my cousin shot a glare at them which made them stop moaning.

"Okay! Here are your scripts study them carefully!" he said.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

School was out and we all dashed out of the room, and out of the school.

"OI! COUSIN KAI!" my cousin yelled and jumped out of the second story window and landed gracefully on the ground.

"Yes?" I said.

"I know that your friends are robots…" she said and crossed her arms.

"Huh?" I said.

"I'm not that stupid Kai!" she smiled, "If I can know the difference between twins who look SO much alike, I can tell the dif. from robots…"

"Huh… you got me!" I said.

"Oh, and I have a gift for you!" she said and reached in her pocket and pulled out a tiny sharp thingy…

"What's that?" Marco said.

"It's a big throwing star!" she said.

"It doesn't look big…" Mark said.

"Oh yeah? Press it!" she said and put the small throwing star in my hand.

I pressed my figure against it then it grew into a 4 foot big throwing star!

"Holy… cow…" I said eyeing it, "Okay, what do you need?" I said and stared at her and raised one eyebrow.

"What? A cousin can't give her little cousin a gift?" she said and giggled.

"You always do this!" I sighed, "Okay… when's the next street fight?" I said and pressed the weapon again to make it small again.

"There is no street fight" she said, "Gosh! I quit that habit minutes ago!"

"STREET FIGHT?" Mark yelled.

"Um… y-yeah!" I said, "She visits sometimes and she gets well… competitive… and she makes a bet that I can beat a guy… so I well… s-street fight!"

"WHY?" Mark yelled.

"Don't worry! I was only taken to the police once! No big deal!" I said like it was no big deal.

"NO BIG DEAL!" Mark said, "I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT!"

"Chill man, she was only taken once!" Marco said.

"YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CHILL? MY DEAR FIANCEE CAN GET HURT!" Mark said and balled his fist.

"Don't worry! I lost only once or twice…" I said.

"Once or twice can turn into tens and hundreds… you can get hurt!"

"I'm a cyborg! Don't worry! I won't get hurt!" I said and hugged Mark.

He sighed, "Okay…" He said and hugged back.

"GET A ROOM!" Marco yelled and stomped off home.

"He's go ISSUES…" my cousin said and walked off home.

When we came home I started practicing the lines for the play, then I heard someone knock on the door.

"Come in!" I said.

The door opened reveling Marco, "Good you're in clothes…" he sighed.

"Darn right! Good thing you knocked this time…" I said.

He sighed, "Mark and I are going to practice for the play, want to come?" he asked.

"Sure, I'll be right down!" I said.

He left the room and closed the door behind him. I grabbed my script and ran down stairs. When I came down Mark and Marco were already reciting their lines.

"Hello!" I said.

"Hey! Okay let's start on page thirteen," Mark said.

Later… (I have no idea what the lines should be for the play…)

After we practiced I went straight over to my cousin's house. When I knocked on the door she opened it up right away.

"KAI! What are you doing here?" she asked.

"I'm giving back the throwing star!" I said and took the small thing out of my pocket.

"No way! Keep it! You don't know when you're going to need it!" she said.

"Like when? Name I time when I should!" I said.

"Like when a guy is going to kidnap you!" she said.

"When's that going to happen?" I said.

"Like right now… duck!" she said and ducked.

I ducked too and turned around to find a big guy with a ski mask on. HE'S NOT SKIING!

"Where'd you think you're going girly?" he said and cracked his knuckles.

"I take it back…" I gulped, "Paulina?"

"Yeah?"

"Let's do this!" I said.

I pressed the button on my throwing star which made it huge. She summoned her scythe and the guy pulled out to guns. My hands felt sweaty, I mean… I street fight but I never used a weapon before! We both split up and the guys started shooting at us. I deflected it with my throwing star and Paulina deflected it with her scythe. She's so cool! Then a van pulled up and a bunch of other guys like him came out! One had mini throwing stars, another had hand knifes, a long sword, and punching gloves. (A/N: This story is getting SO off topic lol I'm going to keep it like that! XD)

"Get those girls and kidnap them for ransom!" the big guy with two guns said.

"You're doing this because of my family?" I guessed.

"That's right girly!" he said and started shooting at me and I deflected them with me awesome skills (LOL! Self-centered much? XD!)

"Oh I wish the others were here!" I said to myself.

"OI! BIG HAIRY GUY!" someone yelled, "LET GO OF MY FIANCÉE!"

I turned around to see Mark and the rest ready for combat.

"Psh… boys! Go kill those stupid kids!" he said.

The big guys ran toward them… which they really shouldn't do… one guy ran to punch Marco but Marco grabbed his fist then twisted his arm. One guy tried to hit Mezumi with his throwing stars but she caught it with ease and threw it back at him causing him to be pinned to the house. One tried to stab Zukki with his knifes but she dodged every single one with ease then jumped up and kicked him in the face causing him to fall back. Xavier was also dodging the guy with a sword then he did a low kick which caused him to fall and drop his sword letting Xavier grab it and put it to the enemy's throat.

I on the other hand was fighting along with my cousin and Mark to beat the guy with the gun. I threw my throwing star at his hands causing him to let go of his guns. Then Mark ran and slid on the ground to grab the two guns. Then Paulina put her scythe to his throat.

"Mark, go call the police," I said.

"Okay!" he said and took out his phone to call 911.

"Heh… not bad…" the man smirked.

"Why are you laughing big guy?" my cousin asked.

"Because… I was sent because YOUR parents sent me!" he smirked again.

"What? No way would they do that! Not mom and dad!" I said pointing the throwing star to his chest.

"Not your mom… your father girly!" he said.

"Father?" I said and dropped my weapon.

I heard sirens and the police took the men away. I stood in the same place still in shock…

"Kai…" my cousin said, "Why would your father do this?"

"I… don't know really…" I said.

I picked up my weapon and made it small again. I looked at the rest of my friends who looked at the weapons that the men had. Marco grabbed the gloves, Zukki got the hand knifes, Xavier got the sword, and Mezumi got the small throwing stars.

"Well… let's forget that Kai!" she said.

"No!" I said, "He's coming home when summer comes! What do I do? I bet he's going to think I'm dead!"

"Maybe the man was lying…" she said.

"I can tell he wasn't lying… that look in his eyes was telling the truth…" I said and clenched my fist.

"Maybe he's a good liar!" she said.

I sighed, "What should I do while father is away?"

"Train… that's what!" she said.

"What?" I asked.

"Exactly! Train before he gets home… you know how in the movies if the plan didn't work he'll have to destroy you himself!" she said.

"You're not making me feel better!" I said, "Plus… THIS ISN'T A MOVIE!"

"I know! But you always have us!" she said.

"That's right…" I looked at my friends who were playing around with their new weapons, "Let's start training…"

The Next Morning…

At school we went in the auditorium to practice our play. My cousin was sitting in a chair watching the whole thing. After that we had lunch. We were sitting by the window and talking.

"I still can't believe it… why would he try to kill you?" Mark asked.

"I don't know…" I said.

"Anything weird about him has happened lately?" Marco said.

"No not really…" I sighed, "Let's forget the whole thing ever happened and let's move on!" I chuckled.

"This is no laughing matter!" Mark said.

"He's right…" Marco said.

I stared at him with one eye brow up, "You serious? You agree?" I said.

"Yeah… I might be Goth but I still can agree duuuuuh…" he said.

"Well… yeah… but-"

Ring, ring, Ring!

I was cut off by the bell. We walked to gym and changed in our gym clothes. Today's sport was… capture the flag.

"Okay! Pick your teams… (I'm going to use random names for the team captains) Amy and Joey!" the couch said.

"No… no… no… no… um… I pick YOU!" she said and pointed at Mark.

"Me? Well… okay…" he said and walked over to Amy's side.

"Well then… I pick his clone!" Joey said.

"Whatever…" Marco said and walked over to his side.

Later after a while everyone was getting picked like crazy… then I was last…

"Huh… fine… I pick… the 'cyborg…'" Amy said and crossed her arms.

We got on our sides and then the couched blew her whistle (let's make the couch Miku!).

"ATTACK!" everyone on my side yelled.

I sighed and started running, o the other side. People charged at me full force but I dodged every blow they threw at me. I ran to the other side and got the flag in the safe zone. I stood in there surrounded.

"No puppy guarding!" I scowled.

"Psh… we don't follow rules…" they said.

"You leave me no choice…" I said.

I jumped over the people surrounding me and ran to the other side giving us a point.

"Show off…" the people on the other side said.

After…

After school we went home and I got the mail. When I came in I went in the living room. Looking through the mail I saw a note that almost made my heart stop!

"OH MY GOSH!" I yelled.

Everyone ran in the room staring at me, "WHAT?" they said.

"There's an audition to become a pop star tomorrow at the mall!" I said.

"Ehh? Really?" Mezumi and Zukki said.

"You should go for it!" Mark said.

"Meh…" Marco said.

"Totally! Not what Marco said though," Xavier said then chuckled.

"We should all go!" I said looking at the letter with big eyes.

"You will win Kai!" Mezumi said.

"I might and might not, but you guys are good singers too!" I said.

"Well… we shouldn't since you programed us to sing well!" Zukki said.

"I agree for once…" Marco said.

"You are SO not yourself lately…" everyone said.

"…Touché…" he said and crossed his arms.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MARCO!" we all yelled.

"URG! I'm out of here!" he said and stormed off, "YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! I HATE YOU!"

We all started laughing right when he left.

"So… are you up for it?" Mark said.

"Yeah!" I said and we all high fived.

The next morning at the mall…

I was dressing in my usual and there was a HUGE line. After a while of bad sing and good singing it was my turn… oh gosh… I walked up on stage and introduced myself. I saw some buys who were looking at me with almost hearts in their eyes. I smirked.

Right when I opened my mouth a bright blue light appeared…

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm evil…

Everyone: We agree you are crazy….

Me: Thank you! And please review! ;)!