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Chapter 4 The Test of Doom
The second bell for class rang. "Argh! Now I'm late! What else could go wrong?"Jack grumbled, and got whacked in the face by a door. "Alright! Who's the idiot that opened the door? Come out and face me right now!" he ordered, balling up his fists.
"Excuse me young man, shouldn't you be in class?" Ms. Tinkerbean asked, glaring.
Jack laughed nervously and scuttered to a desk.
"Hello, loser, what's with the stupid hat?" Cindy asked, snootily, ruffling her brown ponytail.
"It's so I wont have to look at your ugly face," Jack answered, rudely, putting his hat over his face to block her from view.
"Ugly?!? Ugly! You have a lot of nerve!" Cindy growled.
"I need it to stand listing to your whiny voice," Jack seethed, considering stabbing her in the eye with the knife he stole.
"Enough! Class, we are having a test to see what you remember from last year," Ms. Tinkerbean began hading out papers.
"Tests? Tests are stupid," Jack grumbled.
Ten percent of the class agreed, thirty percent didn't care, and sixty percent were sleeping including the teacher.
(Let's see if y equals pi divided by Q the answer is, but this doesn't make any sense!) Jack looked at his paper most confused.
Jill walked by and placed her paper on the teachers desk and walked back. "Well that was easy, having trouble, dear brother?" she asked, smugly.
"You're done?!" he stared at her in disbelief and handed her his paper.
"Uh...what am I supposed to do with this?" Jill asked, looking at the unfinished paper in confusion.
"Finish it for me," Jack simply answered, and took a comic book out of his hat.
Jill glared and stashed the book replacing it with the test. "No, just accept the fact you're stupid and fail," she rudely ordered.
"But I can't fail! Mom and said if I get a bad grade then I'm banned from going to the new Amusement park and I've been waiting all year for them to take us!" he cried in desperation, handing the paper back.
Jill smiled sweetly, took the test paper back, and patted his head. "Of course I'll do it for you, dear sweet brother," she handed his book back.
"Gee, thanks, guess you're not so bad after all," Jack smiled and went back to reading Dr.Insaino.
Jill smile turned to a scowl and she went back to her desk. (This will teach him to ruin my favorite book.) she thought evilly. ( "Let's see I would the answer must be moo, lemon, clock, shoe, fish, lantern, pickles, dodos, ducks, and pumpkins.) Jill finished writing and walked to the teachers desk.
Jack smiled and waved at her, Jill gave a big grin and walked back to her desk.
Later Ms.Tinkerbean handed the tests back, glaring at the kids in smite. "You all disgust me wit your poor grades! If you had half the brains if Jill and Randy you might be somebody instead of a nobody," she growled.
"That's telling them," Jack said smugly, reading his book.
"You Jack, are the worst of them all!" Ms. Tinkerbean placed his test on the desk.
"A z?!? What the heck is a z?!?" Jack demanded, angry and confused.
"It stands for zero as in nothing meaning that you are nothing, completely worthless," Cindy giggled, rudely.
Jack growled and punched her in the nose. "Nobody asked you," he snarled.
"They say the truth hurts, dear brother," Jill have him a big grin.
Jack grabbed his chair and walked towards her. He raised it, aiming to whack her head in.
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