A/N Sory lif haz ben hrd 4 me. :(
Sakue: Doob! I hav knew ideah.
Narruto: Wat iz ideah Sakue my luv.
Sakue: I kno want to hurt u Doob butt, I ned to mak best frendz wit Sakua so I kan kill her and gane ultimet sharengen then go to Acatsuke and uz ubr sharengen to mak them our butt sx slavs.
Narruto iz kriing an iz hrt bi Sakue expulnation: Duz that meen u knot uz Sharengen to mak hour babi into 14 yr old lik us?
Sakue: NO DOOB! I ownlee hav butt-sx wit u and Etache an anee othr men we want to.
Narruto stops criing: U meen lik Kakashe and Guy an Assuma an...
Sakue: Yes all men will hav butt-sx with the greatist Uchehah evr existed... ME!!!!