Hey all.
!PLEASE READ!
So last time Tatsuni revealed her secret Identity as the Bloody Bitch to everyone, and I am sure that I requested ideas from you guys as to a new moniker for her. So far the candidates are:
Crimson Butcher, suggested by Anko4Life.
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And that is the only one so far.
Is he the only one with any sense of Imagination?
Come on people…I am trying to get you guys involved here, so please help me!
!THANKS FOR READING!
Anyway…does anyone know what denomination they use in the Akame ga Kill universe?
Responses to Reviews:
Anko4Life: Thanks for the name suggestion. And IKR, its tough to come up with a name for her. And thanks.
AreYouFrikkenSerious: WHERE ARE ALL THE DAMN REVIEWS?!
Anyway…on to the story
BTW, I am skipping the Zank the Beheader arc…and Sheele doesn't die yet.
Chapter 4, How to make money
Tatsuni was struggling to pick her jaw up from the ground at the sight in front of her. They were at the harbour district, looking at the biggest ship she had ever seen…
That is…after realising that the wall they were walking along for the last few minutes was the outer hull of the gargantuan vessel.
"Ne, Bulat…you are telling me that the guy we need to guard is on this ship?" she asked after reattaching her jaw.
"Yes, he is. But since my face is known to the public, I will be using Incursio's special ability to remain out of sight, meaning you will have to blend in and all that." He answered.
"Blending in…right…Hopefully no-one here is sensitive to nervousness…" Tatsuni said.
"I thought you had undergone training with Mine." Bulat responded.
"Seriously? That pink flat bitch did nothing but shopping and had me carry all the bags…I threw most of the things into the Base's incinerator though." Tatsuni muttered as they reached the boarding ramp and handed the guard on duty their pass papers.
Tatsuni wanted to slug the man because of the look he was giving her…
Not that she could blame him.
As this was an undercover Op, she was forced into that Chinese dress Sheele had given her, meaning that she showed a lot of curves and a boob window…and since this particular guard was taller than her…well he had a clear view through said window.
"I'll let you continue enjoying the view for a fee, Mr." Tatsuni told the guard, who immediately stood ramrod straight and was desperately trying not to look below her chin.
"W-Well…everything's in order. You may board the vessel. Enjoy your trip." He said stiffly, motioning them onto the ramp. He was to focused on not looking down that he failed to recognize Bulat, who was wearing sunglasses and a hat along with a black trench coat.
On the deck above the ramp there was another guard who was studying the two people who just walked onto the ramp.
The male looked more like a bodyguard so he didn't pay him much attention. The female however took up most of his attention…until she wrote on a page and held it up so he could read it…
'That'll be 5 Million credits for the view down my cleavage. 10 Million if you don't pay up now!'
The man dropped the telescope he was holding and ran for the emergency exit, clutching his wallet in fear.
Down below, Tatsuni caught the falling telescope and handed it to the guard at the top of the ramp, telling him that it was evidence for unguardly behaviour.
"That was mean of you, Milady." Bulat said as they passed the guard.
"Hey, it is my body, so I determine the price of revealing it to people." Tatsuni responded, making it sound like she was a noble.
The guard's eyes followed the two of them, though Tatsuni could feel the eyes on her ass. She quickly wrote a letter, which she instructed Bulat to hand to the guard.
'I can show you more, if you pay me 5 Million credits up front.'
Needless to say, whilst the guard wanted to see more skin, he chose to be content with looking at her clothed rear…until she and her giant bodyguard turned the corner and went out of sight.
It didn't take long for Tatsuni and Bulat to find their rooms. Once there, Bulat donned his armour and went low profile whilst Tatsuni put on a dress that was both easy to move in and pleasing to look at…as well as embarrassing…the dress was basically a strapless dress that had a corset that made her chest look bigger than they really were.
Once she got back to the base, she was so going to kick Lubbock in the balls…cause she swore he pulled some strings to get this dress into her travelling bag
When she entered the ship's dinning room in search of her 'target', she was immediately swarmed by playboys, pickup artists and a few filthy rich fat nobles. The playboys tried getting her drunk, the pickup artists flirted outrageously with her and the fat nobles offered her a couple thousand credits in order for her to come to their cabins for 'conversational' purposes.
Tatsuni calmly told the Playboys that they weren't her type, the Pickup Artists that they weren't manly enough for her taste and the fat nobles that they would need to at least add another three zeros, not including the decimals, to their offer for her to consider it.
Of course the Playboys, Pickup Artists and most of the Fat Nobles were feeling rejected, however there was one noble who asked his attendant to get, quote: 'One of my suitcases.' End Quote…
Even Tatsuni's eyes widened at the sight of 10 Million credits laid out in front of her, and she tested each and every one of the 100,000 credit notes in case they were forgeries…they weren't.
"Come by my cabin later, and you'll get another 10 Million." The man said smirking, knowing that he had her now. He planned to drug her and sell her off as a slave later…after he'd had his fun with her of course.
On the far side of the hall sat three males in black and white uniforms: an elderly man whose hair is completely grey, a young adult whose yellow hair looked like a lions mane and had a mask on that hid his eyes, and a young guy with a childlike appearance.
"Hmm…I can see why the Noble there is willing to offer so much money for her…" the elder man said, critically analysing the young female noble that had walked into the room mere minutes earlier. He had to say, the way she handled the crowd that formed around her was impressive for a noble.
"Whilst I agree that she is quite a looker, I am not interested in her…" the blonde said.
"Because all you want is to gain experience, right?" the youngest looking one said. "I take no interest in girls, so I am not really interested either way."
"Have I ever told you that you would have gotten along well with a former subordinate of mine, back when I was still in the Imperial Military?" the elderly man asked.
"Oh, you mean the one that was gay? Uhm…which one?" the boy said. "I seem to remember you saying that there were quite a number of gay people in your battalion."
Their conversation ceased when they heard the ships horn blare, signalling their departure.
"Better get into position. I'll head up to the bridge and let the Captain know that we are going to be operating on this voyage." The elderly man said. The other two nodded, before calling a waiter and asking for a cup of coffee for themselves.
They had a few hours before the operation began after all.
Back to Tatsuni, who had managed to drag the suitcase back to her Cabin and stowing it with her own luggage. She already was making plans on going to meet the fat Noble tonight, but instead of letting him screw her in the ass, she'd kill him, throw his body overboard, and raid his cabin for any valuables.
Already she could see Mine's face of sheer shock and anger when she told Night Raid that she had managed to get 20 Million credits from a Noble, only for none of it to go to Mine.
The image almost made Tatsuni laugh out loud. (A/N: LoL…I know)
No, instead the vast majority of the money would be going to her Village, in small donations of course to bypass hungry tax collectors of course.
Deciding to go and continue searching for the client, she buckled on her sword, which was now in a more elegant and expensive looking scabbard and walked out of the cabin, locking the door firmly, and headed off to a different area of the ship.
A few hours later
Tatsuni sighed, before feeling the light touch of metal on her shoulder. Casually looking around, she saw nothing, but the feeling persisted. She realized that it was Bulat touching her.
"This ship is massive…I almost didn't find the client." She whispered.
"I don't blame you, I mean how many times did you have to return to your Cabin with a suitcase full of money?" he whispered teasingly.
"That was only that one time." She hissed silently, looking down to the pool area where she saw the client relaxing on a recliner next to his wife. "Besides, it isn't as though I am really going to do anything with him, other than feed him to the fish."
"Smart, though I am surprised you'd agreed to this." Bulat answered. "Most people wouldn't offer their bodies during an infiltration mission."
"Who said I was offering my body?" Tatsuni asked. "All I told him was that he'd need to add at least three zeros to his initial offer for me to CONSIDER it, not that I'd accept. Besides, you and me, we may not be so different after all."
"What do you mean?" Bulat asked.
"I probably am gay as well…I don't know, the thought of actually having sex with a guy does not appeal to me at all…not since the near rape attempt on me by those guards back when I first entered the Capital, or what those fucking nobles had done to me whilst I was unconscious." She said.
"I get what you mean with the guards, but what do you mean…" Bulat asked.
"I was a Virgin when I entered the Capital. When I joined Night Raid, it was discovered that I no longer was one." Tatsuni growled out. Bulat flinched slightly, but felt sympathetic for her.
"I'll go and scout the other side of the pool area." He said and silently left.
Suddenly they heard soft music echoing through the ship and both began feeling drowsy. The others on the ship began falling asleep, falling over where they stood.
It seemed that only Tatsuni and Bulat were able to resist the urge to fall asleep.
(A/N: The Battle between Tatsuni and Bulat vs. Liver and co. is canon, though there is a slight difference…)
Tatsuni looked at the corpse of Bulat lying at her feet. In her hands were her BIS (Blood Iron Sword) and Incursio's closed form.
"Bulat…I swear to you now, that I will wield Incursio with a warrior spirit from now on." She said, before buckling both swords to a make shift belt she wore and throwing Bulat's body overboard, so nobody would know that Bulat had died, other than herself and Night Raid.
That night she walked to the Fat Noble's cabin, which happened to be just down the hall from hers. She later left the cabin, having vented some of her pain on the Noble's corpse, with a large trunk, filled with valuables and money that she had raided from the man.
The man himself was never seen again…
A few days later
The rain was coming down hard when Tatsuni gave her report to Najenda and the rest of Night Raid, and to say that they were shocked that their strongest combatant was dead would be an understatement.
Fortunately they now had three additional Teigu for the Revolutionary Army, which is a big bonus for them. The money Tatsuni donated to Night Raid as a whole also was helpful, but when Mine got pissed that Tatsuni said that it wasn't for retail purchasing, she made the mistake of claiming Tatsuni let Bulat die.
Next thing Mine knew, Tatsuni's fist connected with her face, sending her flying into the stone wall, leaving an imprint.
Najenda sighed, before declaring that she'd take the Teigu with her to the Revolutionary Army HQ and request reinforcements if possible.
Meanwhile, back at the Capital, a light Blue haired general kneeled in front of three graves, placing flowers at each grave, promising that she'd get revenge for the three of them. But first she needed to get her new team together…
The man walked off the Warship he had been serving on for the last few years, backpack full of fish and ready to take his new Unit by storm…or chase them away with the smell of 2 day old mackerel.
…and right now he was wondering why people were avoiding him right now. Even the guards were keeping their distance.
Elsewhere a young girl with black hair and black eyes sat atop a mountain of corpses.
"Kurome…you have been summoned to the Capital." One of her companions called out to her.
"Damn…I almost pity these guys…" another one said, looking at the pile of dead bodies.
The girl named Kurome just continued eating from her snack pack, not bothered by the fact that she basically just committed genocide.
"The Capital, eh?" Kurome said. "I wonder if I'll encounter you there…Sis." The look in her eyes didn't hold sisterly love, but murderous intent.
Elsewhere a man wearing a lab-coat and carrying a strange pair of gloves was furiously working on his latest victi…uhm…project…splicing Demon Beast flesh into human beings.
"The Capital? But that place has no style in it…" he told his aid…a man whose nose he modified to be able to smell a drop of blood several miles away hidden in a field of flowers.
Elsewhere a man clad in a white outfit and face mask with a built in gas filter, was busy cooking food for his family...or rather…giving his daughter lessons in cooking…and it was a good thing he was wearing a gas mask…that kid somehow managed to make water undergo electrolysis in a solid metal pot…and his flame thrower teigu was in the room…
He was so happy that his daughter was a pyromaniac in training…
And his wife was also happy for this reason?
Elsewhere a blond man was doing research in a library. At the same time he was considering joining up with that new Unit.
At the Guard Barracks a brunette was playing with her dog-doll teigu thing.
"Ne, Koro…do you think I should join that Jaeger group?" she asked. "I mean, what the hell is a Jaeger? Sounds like a terrorist organisation to me." She didn't notice the tall female standing behind her with long light blue hair, evil smirk, wearing what looked to be a German military uniform…and a strange Tattoo just above her cleavage…
She DID however notice her when the 'punishment' began…and for some reason enjoyed it…
Many of the nearby guards thought that it just took a sadist to live a sadist…
A few days later
"Twohundrednintyseven…twohundrednintyeight…twohundred…" Tatsuni was sweating as she did her push-ups with Akame sitting on her back. Next to her, Lubbock was also doing push-ups…though he had done far less than Tatsuni. On his back was Leone.
"Come on Lubbock. You have done less than half the number of push-ups Tatsuni has done…I thought you were a man." Leone said.
"That is to be expected, as you weigh far more than I do." Akame said. Both Tatsuni and Lubbock flinched at that, before Tatsuni was sent into the ground via Leone-Punched-Akame-in-the-head-forcing-both-her-and-Tatsuni-into-the-ground express.
"Anyway, I have never seen you this sweat before, Tatsuni." Leone said.
"Well, after donning Incursio for the first time on the boat I realized just how much strength is needed to properly wield it…I still have a long way to go." Tatsuni said. "Also, I'll try not to use it too much…the damn thing crushes my tits so much it actually hurts."
"Too late to get another Teigu now though." Leone smirked.
"Had I known that the suit was designed for males, I wouldn't have had the same first impression…that is for sure." Tatsuni commented.
"Anyway, have you heard? General Esdeath is back in town." Lubbock said.
"Esdeath?" Tatsuni asked, before remembering who that was. "Oh…that one…what is she like anyway?"
"Why don't you go and find out?" Mine asked, holding up a competition flyer.
"What's this?" Tatsuni asked, taking the flyer.
"It's a tournament hosted by none other than Esdeath." Mine said. "Apparently the Winner will be granted any wish whatsoever as long as it is in Esdeath's power to grant it."
"Think we can trust her to keep this promise?" Tatsuni asked.
"She is the perfect Father to her men type person." Lubbock said. "Back when I was still a lieutenant in Najenda's Army, she had a reputation for being a blood knight, however she did her best to keep the promises she made personally." Lubbock sighed. "She also has a bad habit of just taking whatever she wants."
"And you guys think that I should join this tournament?" Tatsuni asked. "Have you talked to Akame about this?" she added, referring to the fact that Najenda had left Akame in charge whilst she went to the Revolutionary Army HQ.
"Yes, and she said that as long as nothing bad happens she'd authorise it." Mine said. "Though I hope that Esdeath freezes those tanks off…" she muttered.
"What was that, flatty!" Tatsuni countered.
Lubbock, having predicted something like this to happen brought out the packet of Pop-corn he had brought along and enjoyed the Catfight Episode…Season 3 Episode 7 if he's correct (Assuming that each season has 24 episodes that is…)…and each episode is more comedic than the last. Heck, he even learnt new swearwords just by listening to these two bickering…
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AND DONE!
Sorry for the Long wait. And I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
So next chapter will have a little flashback about the Jaegers as well as that tournament that ended up causing both a lot of comedy and grief for Tatsumi in the Akame ga Kill universe.
Also, Tatsuni will only be using Incursio's sword form as a backup weapon, will explain later why, when in public, preferring to use her BIS instead.
Anyway, please R&R and I'll see you next Chapter.