Adventures in dialogue

by shratata

Oneshots, but no words except for onomatopoeia (words like BOOM or quack) and dialogue. I was inspired by the oneshots I wrote for the oneshot-onesie thing. (Very self-centered there, PHLeaz, inspired by yourself.) May contain swearing and onesies. Rated T

4. My dearest onesies

"Shut up."

"Let's hope this goooooodbyeeeee, doesn't mean the end!"

"Jesus…"

"COME CRUISIN ROUND THE BEND, ROCKET BOOST ADRENALINE…"

"You're starting to piss me off!"

"WHERE YOU AT, WHERE YOU AT, WHERE YOU AT, BABY-"

"Another word, Alex. Another word."

"…"

"…"

"…where you-"

"AAAH! THAT IS IT! GET OVER HERE!"

"WHERE YOU AT! WHERE YOU AT! WHERE YOU AT!"

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, I WILL TEAR UP ALL OF YOUR ONESIES!"

"…"

"Yes, I most certainly will!"

"It may be a lost cause..."

"What? Alex, I'm not kidding!"

"I may be clutching straws…"

"Look, Cub, I've got your dearest onesies right here, along with my SAS issued knife, that will TEAR through them like butter, so shut UP RIGHT NOW!"

"I may have lost the battle…"

"Yes, you most definitely have, because these clothes are about rags. Here I go! One, two, thr-"

"BUT I HAVEN'T LOST THE WAR!"

"Wha-"

"AAAAAAAAHHHH! Never! You will never touch my onesies again! NEVER, YOU HEAR THAT! Oh, my onesies, I'm so sorry, I'll lock my closet next time."

"…They're just clothes, Alex."

"Whatever, Ben. 'They're just clothes'. Don't you guys listen to him, okay? He's just jealous of our close bond!"

"I think you need to see a doctor."

The song is 'Where You At' by the Bohicas. (There's another one by Future, don't look at that). It's one of my favorites.