~Author's Note~
I am running out of ideas! Never a good thing...If you have any ideas that you would like to see incorporated, please message me! I need some pointers!
I love you guys!
~Rai-chan
Shinra repeatedly banged his head on the wall, wishing that he could be anywhere but his house at the moment.
He felt a tap on his shoulder and a PDA was shoved in his face:
"Stop it! It will cost a fortune to repair the wall if you make a hole in it!"
Wearily, the underground doctor looked at Celty with Rika in her arms, who was unsuccessfully trying to catch the shadows in her hands, then to his dining room, where two of the most dangerous animals in the world had made themselves at home after showing up unceremoniously.
"IZAYA-KUN!" Shizuo growled. "STAND STILL SO I CAN DO IT!"
"Do what?" Izaya walked closer, toying with fire. "Fulfill my desires?"
"Yes," Shizuo smiled. "I will help you so you can reach the oblivion. With just my hand."
"You sure?" Izaya purred. "Those are big promises to keep."
Shizuo drew back his fist and swung at the smaller man, who managed to dodge in time. Unfortunately, Shinra's dining table did not have the agility of Izaya and as a result, sustained a crack down the middle as a constant reminder.
Looking back to his lover, Shinra raised an eyebrow.
"Celty, I am not sure this place would even be here after they are done," His head met the wall again, fast and hard. "So fuck a hole in the wall."
Shinra turned his head to the PDA, when he heard the typing stop:
"Watch your language! There's a toddler here!"
He shrugged, "If she sticks with Shizuo and Izaya, she's going to hear worse."
"Why are they even here?"
"Because they think we have something to do with Mo-, I mean Rika."
"Well, they are right about that."
"We can't let them know that though. Then the plan would be worse than it already is."
"Agreed. But why would she call Iz-"
Before Celty could finished typing, a devastating crash had both her and Shinra sprinting into their kitchen.
Chandelier in pieces behind him, Shizuo smirked and trapped Izaya against the counter, "Finally caught you, flea."
"Remember this because this is going to be your first and last time," Izaya laughed before slipping under the taller man's arms.
"Oh, don't be too sure," the blonde shot his hand out as quick as one of Celty's shadows and grabbed Izaya's wrist.
The last straw came for Shinra when Celty's cooking was almost knocked to the floor. How dare they disrespect Celty's cooking!
"Alright!" Shinra's smile was strained. "I think you guys overstayed your welcome."
With a strength unknown to anyone, including himself, he pushed the two monsters towards his door.
"You guys owe me, from the shitty high school days to broken chandeliers, I think I deserve to make you guys suffer and take care of a kid that you found," Plucking Rika out of Celty's arms, he forced Izaya to hold her. "Now goodbye and don't come back unless you are dying." On that merry note, Shinra closed the door in the trio's faces.