Hey, Harry Potter fans! Hope you enjoyed my last three chapters! So now here's my fourth chapter! Please Read and REVIEW! Here's the disclaimer!
Me: OMG ITS DARTH VADER! *stormtroppers wave to me* and the stormtroppers.
Darth Vader: Starwarsdiva411, words have reached my ears that you want someone to say something for you.
Me: Do you even have ears.
*Darth Vader stares at me.*
Me: Sorry.
Darth Vader: Yes, so I would like to say the thing when you don't own anything.
Me: You mean the disclaimer.
Darth Vader: Yes, indeed.
Me: Sure. Go right ahead.
Darth Vader: Starwarsdiva411 doesn't own anything that has to deal with George Lucas or Star Wars.
Me: Ummm. This is Harry Potter, Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: Whatever.
Me: Anyways, thank you so much Lord Vader. But Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi are still better than you.
Vader: You take that back or you'll pay. *the stormtroppers have their guns on them and Vader has his lightsaber out.*
Me*shouting*: ALL I OWN IS ALEX, KERIA, BELLA, BRENT, AND M&M! AND THE STORYLINE! I'M GOING TO DIE!
TO BE CONTINUED!
I Make Albus' Day
Bella, M&M, Brent, and I were just relaxing. I had my Ipod out and was listening to my favorite song, Come Together by the Beatles. I knew every word that's in that song. That's how many times that I've listened to it. Crazy, I know. You don't need to tell me.
"What are you listening to, Alex?" Brent asked.
"Beatles," I answered. I swear, after I said that one word, Brent's face brightened up like a Christmas Tree.
"I LOVE The BEATLES!" He took off his leather jacket that he had on all day, and there was a Beatles shirt. Okay, I love their songs, but I'm not obsessed! I'm not that kind of girl who cries or faints over someone. That's just plain stupid. And yet people do it anyway. Sorry, back to the story.
When Brent showed me his shirt, I just nodded, hoping that he wouldn't say anything else. I was wrong (What's going on with my stupid predictions! They always come true!).
"I have twenty more of these awesome shirts and they are all different!" Brent exclaimed. I decided to be funny, and I said this," So, do you like have them in picture frames or something then." It wasn't funny.
"YEAH! Where could I put the shirts?" GRRRRRRR! Every time!
"In the closet?" I said uneasily. This guy was obsessed. And I think was that he won the Oscar for the biggest fan in the entire world (sorry for my americanness, again). Minnie is second.
"NO!" Brent exclaimed. "ARE YOU INSANE!" Just when he was about to explain why he couldn't put the Beatles shirts in a closet, Bella said," Look! There's Hogwarts!" THANK YOU, BELLA! I moved my way over to the window, so I could get away from the crazy psycho dude sitting next to me (sorry for my Americanness, yet again! Sorry for liking America!). What I saw, was amazing.
It was a large castle with little lights shining though the glass windows. And I saw all of this out of a window. Amazing right? I thought so.
"I think that we should change into our robes," Bella said.
20 minutes later, we were all in our Hogwarts robes. I hated them. The uniform that I was wearing was a long black robe with the Hogwarts symbol on the right. Then I had a black skirt that went to my knees. I was also wearing a tie that was black also. I had long gray socks that went up to my shin. There were these shoes that I had before, but instead I wore my all black vans. No one would notice.
"Ugh! Why do I have to wear this stupid costume?" I exclaimed.
"Alex, it's a uniform. Not a costume," M&M corrected.
"I know that! I just wanted to call it a costume because it feels stupid." And it did. It felt all scruffy and it wasn't comfortable. I just wanted to put my skinny jeans back on.
"How can a uniform be stupid?" M&M asked. I didn't answer her. I decided to change the subject.
"So what house or whatever are you guys going into?" I asked my friends.
"Slytherin," they all said at once, in an unhappy tone.
"Why Slytherin?" I asked.
"Because our families have always been to Slytherin," M&M replied.
"So you guys are just going to Slytherin because your family has been in that house?" I said. They all nodded their heads.
"That stinks," I said (I'm not sure if that's American or not, but if it is, SORRY FOR MY AMERICANNESS!). I went back to listening to my music. Come Together was over and I was now listening to Eleanor Rigby. For all you non-Beatles fans out there in the world, Eleanor Rigby is one of the saddest songs that the Beatles has sung. Enough said.
The train stopped at the Hogwarts station. Hurray! I looked out my foggy window and I saw an over-sized man with a flashlight in his over-sized hand. He had a huge, black, tangled beard that went down to his chest. He was wearing over-sized clothing that was all black. I knew exactly who it was. Hagrid.
M&M, Brent, Bella, and I where still in the compartment, waiting for people to get out of the way. M&M said that we could just say that Alex Potter was on this train and everyone would back off, but I said no. Why? 'Cause it's rude.
When all the people got out of the way, we started walking towards an exit. That was where I saw the stupidest thing that I've ever seen.
Two people were in our way, making out with one another (sorry for my Americanness. I hate the word snogging. It sounds gross. Just my opinion). The boy had pitch black hair, exactly like mine. And was wearing old sneakers.
"Albus Severus Potter!" I exclaimed. Albus turned his face towards me. That got his attention.
"Alex! What are you doing here?" Albus exclaimed.
"Ohh, I don't know going to school at Hogwarts!" I said. You would think that he would remember but I guess that there was too much information to go through his tiny head.
"Who's this lovely girl that you were kissing?" I asked.
"Who's they?" Albus replied.
"Who's what?"
"What?" Albus said, confused. That's exactly what I wanted.
"Exactly."
"I'm Keria," said the girl who my brother was sucking his face on. I've got to admit, she was very pretty. She had long blonde curly hair and green eyes. She was also pretty tall, but like an inch shorter than Albus.
"So, why are you hanging out with this stupid head?" I think that Keria felt offended, but Albus' face was getting redder and redder.
"Albus isn't stupid. He's very smart, kind-" I started rolling eyes when she said smart. I couldn't hear anymore of Keria's thinking that my brother was a genius, 'cause he's not.
"Okay, so you think that Albus is bright?" I asked.
"Yes," Keria said. I started to crack up. Everybody was confused.
"You-" laugh "think-" laugh "that-" laugh "Albus is smart!" I think at that point, I needed tape to shut me up from laughing. I probably could've rolled all over the floor if I wanted to.
"Yes, and he's very sensitive, too," Keria said. I stopped laughing. I had a story that I wanted to tell Keria.
"Oh yeah, very sensitive. Hey, Albus. Did you tell Keria what happened when we found out your exam scores?" I asked. I guessing that he didn't tell her. And I was right. Yes, revenge on the brother who called me Alexandra.
Albus said nothing, just what I suspected. My plan was working.
"You didn't. So I'll tell the story to this lovely girlfriend of yours." Keria seemed to be excited about the story of my sensitive brother. Albus, of course, didn't know what I was talking about.
"So the family was there, having lunch and we get this letter form Hogwarts." While I was telling the story, I gave Albus some evil looks. Muhhhhhhahhhhahahaha!
"The letter was about his scores form the previous year and they were pretty bad. Not like a couple of bad grades, more like all of the grades were bad."
Keria looked at Albus, who looked like a red marsh mellow. Don't ask why. "Is it, true?" She asked him. But this story wasn't over, in fact it was only the beginning.
"Wait there's more." Keria looked at me again. "So when Mum found out, she was very mad. And then Albus started to cry."
"Awwww." Keria said. I looked behind me, my friends were trying to keep themselves from laughing.
"Yeah, that's because I felt bad about my grades," Albus said. Apparently, he starting to remember this story. But he still got it wrong.
"No. You were crying because Mum was going to take all your action figures away." My friends burst out laughing and I chuckled inside. But we had to get going, so I decided to stop the conversation and said,"Well we have to go. So Keria, now you know a little bit about my brother, Albus." My friends and I went through the hallway and out of the train. We were still laughing our heads off.
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