At Ray's home; Prohyas and Vambre were looking all over the house for termites.
The two heard a cracking sound and turned around.
"I've got this." said Prohyas.
He pulled out a Magisword that looked like a flamethrower.
"Flamethrower Magisword." said a voice.
His sister became shocked.
"ARE YOU CRAZY!?" She asked.
"A little." said Prohyas.
He fired some fire at the area and destroyed a picture of Ray's five fairy mothers.
He became shocked.
So shocked he threw the Magisword away.
A explosion is heard from the kitchen.
The warriors became more shocked.
"And there goes the kitchen." said Vambre.
"There better not have been Twinkies in there." said Prohyas.
"There was." A Voice said.
The twins are shocked to see who said that.
It was their pet dragon Grup.
"Yeah, you just destroyed a bunch of Twinkies." said Grup.
Prohyas got on his knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Prohyas.
Even the sister is shocked.
"You're more worried about a bunch of Twinkies instead of a destroyed kitchen?" said Vambre.
"I love Twinkies." said Prohyas.
"Same here." His sister said.
"Less yacking, more exterminating." said Grup.
He pulled out Sais.
The warriors became shocked.
"Where did you get Sais from?" said Vambre.
"Black market." said Grup.
At the mansion; Ray was getting a back massage from Bugs.
"Oh yeah, go a little lower." said Ray.
Bugs went lower on Ray's back.
"Yeah, that feels good." said Ray.
Bugs is mad.
"Why couldn't you do this on your own?" said Bugs.
"Because then I won't know what I'm massaging." said Ray.
"You've got floating hands." said Bugs.
Ray did some thinking.
"Good point." said Ray.
"Just out of curiosity, who did you hire to take care of your termite infestation?" said Bugs.
"Warrior's for Hire." said Ray.
Bugs became so shocked that he accidentally pushed down on Ray's back very hard that a cracking sound was heard.
"MY BACK!" yelled Ray.
Outside birds and Dodos scattered off freaked out.
Back in the mansion; Ray tried to stand up.
"CHRIST ALMIGHTY MY SPINE HURTS!" yelled Ray.
"How, you don't even have a neck." said Bugs.
Ray did some thinking.
"Good point." said Ray.
"Anywho." Bugs said before becoming mad, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
Ray is confused.
"What're you talking about?" said Ray.
"You hired a bunch of mistical sword users to take care of a bug infestation?" said Bugs.
"A business card fell out of my phone book." said Ray.
"Couldn't have looked them up on the internet?" said Bugs.
"I was desperate. I'm also to desperate to see Carrie Fisher in Star Wars 8 and possibly 9." said Ray.
Bugs pulled out a newspaper and flashed it to Ray.
The limbless hero read an article and became shocked before getting on his chest.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Ray.