Me: Yay next chappy! My cousin who's name is Maria, will be our guest today. As well as our regulars; Sam Leonhart, pinkrose1122, will be here today, but also someone new as well. Her name is IdentifiedLuna1998, but we'll just call her Luna for short.
Maria: Yay! I am here to help with the mayheme.
Luna: Yah, this is so going to be fun (evil grinns).
Me: What's your zanpakuto's name, Luna?
Luna: Tsukihime.
Me: Do you have bankai?
Luna: Yep. It's Tsukihime No Sora.
Me: Okay, well as everyone knows already, I don't own Bleach or anything else, if I did, no filler episodes. Now on with the first set of dares.
From: Mitsurii of the Wolf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, this is great.
Ichigo and Renji: Thou must... go the whole chapter WITHOUT CUSSING!
Renji: Um... (gotta make my fave do something...) Um, you must shout "I LOVE
FLUFFY KITTEHS!" in the top of your voice! =P
Aizen: Make out with Momo. BUAHAHAHA
Gin: Open your eyes for once! Also, a truth: Why do you always keep them
closed?
Kenpachi: Tell me why the bells are on the ends of your hair!
Kon: Go the whole chapter WITHOUT being perverted!
Yachiru: Sing "Sugar Baby" or whatever its called
Ichigo: Sing "Love Story" ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
(note, i'm not all the way through Bleach to where the storyline is now, so
some of these truths may already be out)
Me: Ooooooo! Ichigo and Renji, no cussing, everytime yall cuss, yall will get shocked with an electric eel from chapter 2.
Ichigo and Renji: (Gulp) Fine.
Me: Ichigo you have to sing "Love Story" all the way trough.
Ichigo: (deadpanns) I don't know the words to that song!
Me: I do. Here's the paper with the lyrics. You seriously need to listen to american country songs.
Ichigo: Fine...
We were both young when I first saw you~
I closed my eyes and the flashback starts~
I'm standing there, on a balcony in summer air~
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns~
See you make your way through the crowd, and say hello, little did I know~
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles~
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet~
And I was crying on the staircase begging you, please don't go-o~
And I said, Romeo take me, somewhere we can be alone~
I'll be waiting, all we's have to do is run~
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess~
It's a love story baby just say yes.~
He continues on with that and I'm sitting there oogling at him. Maria decides to do the dares for me.
Maria: Renji, you must shout at the top of your lungs, I love fluffy kittens.
Renji: No fucking way!
Maria: Oops, eel time!
Renji: Ahhhggggg!
Maria: Okay, now do the dare or I'll hit you with the eel again. I even brought my cat. Her name is Yoruichi.
Yoruichi: You named this cat after me?
Maria: Yep. You are my favorite person.
Yoruichi: Aww. I feel honored.
Yoruichi (kitten): Mew.
Renji: I LOVE FLUFFY KITTENS!
Maria: Good. Next dare, Aizen make out with Momo.
They acuardly make out. Ichigo finishes with the song, red faced, but he smiles when I hug him.
Me: Okay, I'll take it from here. Thanks alot Maria.
Maria: No prob.
Me: Next, Kon, you have to go the whole chapter without being perverted.
Maria: I'll keep him out of trouble. (Ties Kon to my dresser like a tied down puppy)
Kon: (Muffled Cries)
(Yah she gagged him too)
Me: Now, Gin, open your eyes. And why do you always have them closed?
Gin: (Opens eyes)
Everyone either starts screaming or they go off and hide.
Toshiro: OMFG!
Rangiku: Damn!
Izuru:Captain!
Tosen: I am really glad that I'm blind.
Me: Okay, Okay! I know now! Just shut them now before I pass out!
Gin: (Smiles and shuts his eyes again)
Me: (Shudders uncontrolably) Okay..., now Kenpachi, why do you have bells on the ends of your hair spikes?
Kenpachi: They're there so my opponent has the upper hand in battle. It makes the battle more enjoyable.
Me: Well okay...Yachiru, sing "Sugar Baby"
Yachiru: Okay!
Sugar pie honey bunch~
You know that I love you~
I can't help myself, I need you and nobody else~
When you snap your finger, or wink your eye~
I comma runnin to you ~
I'm tied onto your apron strings~
and there's nothing that I can do~
Yachiru: Okay, I'm done. See ya. (Runns out the house at super high speed)
Me: She's here one minute and gone the next. Well, next set of dares.
From: pinkrose1122
AS YOU CAN TELL I HATE AIZEN WITH THE VERY FABERIC OF MY BEING AND I DON'T SAY
THAT OFTEN.
BUT AS MUCH AS I HATE HIM I MUST THANK HIM FOR TWO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS:
1. FOR CREATING THE SEXY BEAST KNOWN AS ULQUIORRA
2. FOR ,UNKNOWINGLY, GETING OREHIME AND ULQUIORRA TOGETHER
THAT IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL EVER SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT AIZEN
NOW THE DARES:
7 MINUTES IN HEVEN(YAOI)
AIZEN AND TOSEN(THE ONLY PERSON HE EVER HAD A CHANCE WITH)
HICHIGO AND ICHIGO
NNORITRAA AND TESLA.
KENPACHI AND MAYURI
BYAKUYA AND RENJI
MURAMASA AND YAMAMOTO
OREHIME:BRING LUPI BACK ;';
GRIMMJOW: NO KILLING LUPI AND APOLOGIZE FOR KILLING HIM(IN SONG)
MOMO:KICK AIZEN IN THE BALLS HARD!
TOSHIRO:KISS ZABIMARU HUMAN FORM(THE BOY)
ICHIGO: GIVE HICHI-CHAN CONTROL FOR THE WHOLE CHAPTER
SHINJI: KISS HIYORI
ULQUIORRA:DID YOU KNOW THAT MURCIELAGO IS A GIRL?
ZANGETSU: WERE A CHICKEN COSTUME
ICHIGO:MAKE OUT WITH JADE HOTTLY
RUKIA: MEET ARRINERU, KILLING
LUPI: HERES A COOKIE
AIZEN:GO TO AN SWORN TO HATE AIZEN MEETING AND LET THEM DO THEIR WORST
ULQUIORRA:HUG ME AND HAVE A COOKIE
AIZEN: HAVE ONE OF OREHIME'S SUPER SPECIAL SUPRIZE COOKIES WITH HER SPECIAL
MILK
TILL NEXT TIME
BYE BYE
Me: Man Rose, you have a diabolical mind. Seven minutes in heaven time again. This time yaoi version (shudder). Up first Aizen and Tosen. (giggle) That is true, no one would go with Aizen, so yay! And Kenpachi and Mayuri also have to do the seven minutes in heaven too. (Gags)
Aizen: (Goes for his zanpakuto only to find that its gone)
Me: Sorry dude, but your sword has been locked away. There is no way your getting out of any dares, because I despise you, so you better just do it ... or I could just tourture you and kill you now. So what's it gonna be?
Maria: Haha, you ain't got no sword no more moooooohahahahahaha!
Me:Dang girl, nice laugh.
Luna: Yah she's right. You could rival with our laughs.
Me: Boys, closets are down the hall to the right.
They go off to the rooms, either being dragged by Sam and the others or trudging slowly.
Me: While they do that, we'll get on with some of the other dares. Oh! Don't forget that the cameras from last chapter are still in the closets so everything will be sent to U-tube. Muwahahahahahahahaha!
Maria: Can I see the tapes from last chapter since I wasn't here?
Me: Sure, you can too Luna.
They go off to the living room to whatch the tapes. Loud laughter can be heard from the room.
Me: Orihime, please bring Lupi back. And Grimmjow, no killing him again.
Orihime brings Lupi back from the dead and he is trying to kill Grimmjow.
Me: Thanks Orihime. Now Grimmjow, you have to tell Lupi sorry for killing him, and you gotta sing it too.
Rose: (Snort, giggle)
Me: Remember the thing that I told you last chapter. You better do the dare or else (Major evil grin).
Grimmjow: I'm sorry I killed you Lupi ~.
Everyone is full blown laughing. Even Maria and Luna from the living room.
Rose: Here Lupi, have a cookie.
Lupi: Thanks.
Me:Good now for the next dare. Shinji has to kiss ...(Gulp) Hiyori. (Turns to him with deadpanned look) Dude, your gonna die.
Shinji:Crap! (Tries to run, but in fact runs right into Hiyori)
Hiyori: What the hell jackass(Her favorite name for someone XD)?
Shinji: They gave me a dare to kiss you (Crouches down in fear).
Hiyori: Really! Yay! (Grabs him and kisses him like there is no tomorrw.)
Me: W-O-W. Didn't know she liked him like that. I always thought she hated him.
The people came out of the closets with evil glares at Rose.
Me: Next set of Yaoi participants. Byakuya and Renji, and then Nnoritraa and Tesla. Man! Everyone seems to want to pick on Byakuya. Well off to the closets yall go.
Sam: I'll take care of them. (Draggs them off to the closets.)
Me: Thanks dude.
Sam: Don't thank me yet. Just wait for my set of dares at the end of the chapter. (Evil grin)
Me: (Gulp) Well ... let's get on with the next dares. (SUPER BLUSH) Ummm...Ichigo, you gotta make out with me...hottly.
We make out in one of the other rooms. Rose starts doing the other dares.
Rose: Now Ulquiorra, did you know that Murcielago is a girl?
Ulquiorra: Yes.
Rose: Really!
Ulquiorra: Yes.
Rose: Okaaay. Now you have to hug me and then I'll give you a cookie.
They hug eachother and then she give Ulquiorra the cookie. Ulquiorra goes on sugar rush. Orhihime makes good on that oprotunity. (Hint hint)
Me: (Comes out of the other room with messed up hair and a very red face. Ichigo's the same, except his hair's always messy.) Now for the next dare. (Straitens hair) Momo, kick Aizen in the balls, and you really gotta do it hard.
Momo: Ok-k-ay.
She kicks Aizen, and he is on the floor crumpled up in pain. I'm on the floor laughing so hard that I can hardly breath. (We really do pick on Aizen too much. But this is just too much fun to skip out, plus I hate that bastard with every fiber of my existance. So on with the pain!) The closet people come out of the closets and Nnoritraa and Tesla look wierd and Byakuya and Renji go to the bathrooms to wash out thier mouths. (Gotta camera in there too. That's how I know.)
Me: Next...Muramasa and Yamamoto, and...EWWWWW! I don't want that! But I can't disapoint my fans so Hichigo and Ichigo... (Shudders uncontrolably.)
Hichigo: WHAT THE FUCK! Hell no! No fucking way am I gonna make out with Ichigo!
Me: You gotta though. Rose said so.
Ichigo: I'm not doing it.
Me: Well at least Ichigo didn't cuss. But does it count if Hichigo cusses, Rose?
Rose: No. I didn't specify it so it don't count. Damn.
Me: Well, go on, the others had to do it so yall gotta do it too.
The last of the participants go to the closets. Ichigo and Hichigo look like they wanna kill Rose.
Me: Let's keep moving, shall we? Rukia you have to meet Arrineru, and you can't kill him.
Rukia: No. No. I don't want to.
Arrineru: Hello Rukia:
Rukia: (Screams in fury.)
Arrineru: I'm not alloud to kill you either so I'm just gonna leave so she doesn't kill me anyway.
Me: Okayyyy. Wierd. Well, next dare. Zangetsu, You have to whear a chicken costume.
Zangetsu: What!
Me: You heard me, a chicken costume. There's one in the bathroom down the hall to the left.
Zangetsu: Fine. I'll go.
Me: Man, that guy is a man of few words. He could have at least tried to say no. (Sigh) Aww well, Aizen, you have to eat one of Orihime's super special suprise cookies and her special milk.
Aizen: No way! I am not going to eat anymore of that woman's cursed food!
Me: Too bad.
Sam Maria and I pinn him down and I shoved the cookie in his mouth (Not down his throat cause I wanted him to taste it. Down the throat would be no fun at all.) Then we finish it with the milk. Which was actually worse than it already was cause we let it go bad for a few days before we gave it to him. Much worse.
Me: Toshiro, kiss Zabimaru's human form. It has to be the boy.
Toshiro: Hell no!
Rangiku: Captain, language.
Me: KARIN!
Karin: Yah?
Me: Make Toshiro kiss Zabimaru's boy human form.
Karin: Uhg! Toshiro do it please. (Puppy dog face) If you do, we'll go somewhere nice together. Just the two of us.
Toshiro: Fine. (Kisses Zabimaru on the cheek.)
They both leave the house, holding hands.
Me: Aww young love. Well it looks like the rest of the seven minutes in heaven are done now. Well next dare, Aizen (Again) you have to go to a 'sworn to hate Aizen meeting' and you have to let them kick you ass to a bloody pulp.
Aizen: (Tries to run)
Me: Shouldn't he know by now, he can't fight back, and he can't run. He should just do the dares gracefully. Oh well. Sam, Luna, could you...
Sam: Right.
Luna: Yay!
They chase after him and they tie him up. Aizen is then thrown into a hate Aizen meeting (Still tied up. Yay for cameras!). We were able to whatch the turmoil from my computer. Lets just say that it's a good thing that Orihime is a good healer. Enough said.
Me: Now for Rose's last dare. Ichigo, let Hichigo have control for the rest of the chapter.
Ichigo: Fine.
Hichigo: What the hells going on? How come Ichigo's getting out of the dares? Why you making me do them?
Me: If a dare is pointed to Ichigo then he will switch back with you only for the time it takes to do that dare. Otherwise, you have control for the rest of the chapter.
Hichigo: K whatever. (Walks off to whatch comedy central.)
Me: Whewww! Dang Rose, you had alot for me to do. Now, next set of dares.
drmona lord
yay very funny I can't belef you got ichigo to willingly get in the dress
this time I got one dare for ichigo
he has to let hichigo take over and fight kenpatchi
that should make him happy
Me: Well since Hichigo already has control...KENPACHI!
Kenpachi: What? Are you ready to fight me yet?
Me: Nope, but Ichigo (Hichigo) is.
Kenpachi: Alright!
They fight and in less than five minutes pass, Kenpachi is on the ground, bloodied and unconcious. Ichigo/Hichigo is standing there with a bored expression. He goes back to whatch TV.
Me: Well that was short. Next dares!
From: IdentifiedLuna1998
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE I LIKE IT
Ichigo: dress as your counterpart in tokyo mew mew (i mean ichigo from tokyo
mew mew)and let me take a pic
Toshiro: sing ice ice baby while you sugar rush
Byakuya: talk, sing, and dress like a gangster until i say stop
Zangetsu: admit you an old man and be narcistic like Yumichika
Urahara: roast that fudgin' hat and eat it
Hichigo: bitch slap Ichigo
Rukia: here's some chappy sculpture of ice
Aizen: stab your self ( because your my no.1 list of the person i want to
kill)
I want to join you, i'm a shinigami that have a zanpakuto called Tsukihime
plus bankai named Tsukihime No Sora and i have shoulder leight hair that tied
up into low ponytail and on the left head have a crescent moon shaped hair
clip that can powers up my bankai when i'm exhausted ( it's only for bankai
and on the other edge there's a slot shape crescent moon and i'm just put it
there)
Luna: Byakuya, you gotta talk, sing, and dress like a gangster until I say stop.
Byakuya: What is a gangster?
Me: I'll pull it up on U-Tube.
Byakuya whatches the videos I picked out and he refuses to do the dare.
Me: If you do as I say I'll promise to get Orihime to bring Hisana back for you.
Byakuya's eyes go wide and he agrees.
Me: Bathrooms down the hall to the left.
He goes in and he comes out with baggy pants (no belt), a ton of chains, hightop shoes, but no shirt. (That's for all yall Byakuya fangirls out there.)
Luna: (Whistles) Dang girl you sure do have one good sence of humor.
Me: Well dang. Most of the single girls are staring at his chest. Now, Byakuya, you have to talk like a ganster.
Byakuya: ...?
Me: Ya gotta say way too many cuss words, they have to make almost no sence whatsoever when you say them. Just copy what you saw on U-Tube.
Byakuya: Yo homeez. Waz up in the hizouze. (?) I'm gonna kick anyonz azzes that darez me to do this again.
Me: Now ya gott a sing like a ganster.
Byakuya:WTF!
Me: Dang, you're pretty good. Here just sing this song.
Byakuya:
Shoot, shoot, shootout...~
Let me get my dance-dance...~
Luna: Okay...stop...can't. Hold. It. In... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Byakuya: (Blushing, walks to the bathroom to change back into cloths.)
Me: Oh well, short but totally funny, NEXT!
Luna: Rukia, here's an ice chappy scuplture.
Rukia: (Gasp) YAYYYY! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Luna: No prob.
Me: Hichigo, you gotta bitch slap Ichigo so let Ichigo have control back and come on out.
Hichigo: K.
Ichigo: Wait...Is the chapter over already?
Me: Nope. Go on Hichigo.
Highigo: (SLAP)
Ichigo: (Uncocious)
Me: Did you have to hit him that hard?
Hichigo: (Shruggs)
Me: (Sigh) K, next. Toshiro, you have to sing Ice Ice Baby while your sugar rushing. (giggle)
Toshiro: Fine.
I give him the bag of pure sugar. He starts twitching and smiling crazy like.
Toshiro: ICE ICE BABY! ICE ICE BABY!
Me: Guess he don't remember the words to the song. He did after all rip up the paper when he started. Darn sugar.
Me: Udahara, roast that hat of yours and eat it!
Udahara: Fine. I have more anyway.
Me: I'm gonna make you roast them all and eat them. Those will be your meals for the next day and a half. (Evil grin)
Udahara: (Wimmper. Eats the hats that he roasted)
Me: Since Ichigo is still unconcious, we'll dress him up as Tokeyo Mew Mew's Ichigo.
Five minutes later:
Ichigo: Ugh. What happened? Why the hell am I in girls cloths? Wait...this is what Ichigo from Tokeyo Mew Mew wears!
Me: HAHAHAHAH! Sorry Ichigo. It was just a dare though.
Ichigo: (Goes to bathroom to get his normal cloths on)
Me: Zangetsu, you have to admit that your an old man and you have to do it like how Yumichika calls himself beautiful. UGGH
Zangetsu: I am such a hip old man!
Everyone: (Stares stupidly at him)
Me: Ummm...ummmmmmm...well okay. (whispers) He did that just a little too well. (Talks normal) Now for the one everyones been waiting for, Aizen, stab yourself with this jagged chunk of glass. (Shows a piece of glass that is as long as my arm)
Aizen: (Stabs self. Falls down to the ground dead)
Me: Oh no. You're not getting out of this so easily. (Author powers bring him back to life) Next set of dares!
From: miki ()
...-_-" dang I should of thought of that DX... well i dare Ichigo to get drunk
and kiss the frist person he see X3
Me: Give Ichigo the sake!
Ichgio: NOOOO!
Later.
Ichigo: Waddya wan mi do.
Me: Close your eyes and then open them. Kiss the first girl you see.
Ichigo: Kay.
He does it and he ends up kissing Rukia. Renji gets pissed. I have to hold him back and remind him that Ichigo is drunk.
Ichigo: (Hiccup) Sowwy. Waned Jabe.
Me: Guess that must be my name. Oh well, next dare.
From: ultima-owner
Aizen: scare the living daylights out of a little kid. Let the angry mother
beat the real you to a epicly bloody plup
Me: Yay another one for Aizen!
Aizen: I gotta do what!
Me: Here, my family is here. You can scare my little brother, then my mom can kill you. Good thing she don't know you or she would hold back.
Aizen: Hay kid.
Lil brother: What?
Aizen: I'm gonna kill you and your whole family.
Lil brother: (SCREAMMMMM!) MOMMMMYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: YOU BASTARD!
My mom kills him. (Hey how was I supposed to know that she had a box cutter on her person. That's why I stay on her good side.)
Me: Great now I gotta bring him back again.(Powers :D)
Aizen: I hate you.
Me: I hate you too and that's why I'm doing this. Okay, next dares.
From: KeiraKat
aww… it's kinda like mine! thank u! luv it!
now for TRUTHS:
BYAKUYA: which people have had a crush on in your entire life (and if you say
yoruichi i will SCREAM in horror)
ULQUIORRA: were you a mime artist when you were a human? and are you in love
with aizen?
AIZEN: Do you know what the word "compassionate" means?
ZARAKI: Have you ever had a crush on someone? Who?
DARES:
AIZEN: Go "visit" the Visords. Ulquiorra has to watch while they maul him.
ZARAKI: Battle Unohana.
YAMMY: Rape grimmjow (so random)
SHINIGAMI WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION (F.S.R.A.): Go raid Byakuya's house on Valentine's Day. And
tie him up in his sleep.
That's it!
Me: Okay, truths first. Ulquiorra, were you a mime artist when you were human?
Ulquiorra: I don't know what I was so I can't say.
Me: Guess I should have known that, now Ulquiorra, are you in love with Aizen?
Ulquiorra: No. I just follow orders. I love Orihime. I actually want to kill Aizen myself.
Orihime: Yay! (Hugs the life out of him)
Me: Dang...he's actually smiling. Wierd much. Now, Aizen, do you know what the word compassionate means?
Aizen: Yes and I would like it if you would show me some compassion and not have me killed over and over again.
Me: Nope. You get no compassion, now Kenpachi, have you ever had a crush on someone? And if you have, then who is it.
Kenpachi: No one comes to mind.
Me: (Sweatdropps) Byakuya, you have to say all of the people you've had a crush on in your entire life.
Byakuya: I have only loved one person; Hisana.
Me: Oh yah... I forgot. (Powers)
Hisana: Byakuya?
Byakuya: (Runs up and hugs her without saying anything.)
Me: AWWWWWW. They look so cute. Now for the dares, Aizen you have to go visit the vizards.
Aizen: NO WAY!
Me: And Ulquiorra gets to watch while they maul you.
Ulquiorra: I'll tie him up for you.
Luna: I gotta see this.
Maria: This is gonna be good.
Sam: I'll help you tie him up.
Rose: I got the camera!
Aizen: (Muffled cries for help.)
We take him to the vizards and we videotape him being killed. Hisana is even laughing, since she now knows everything. Ulquiorra is the one doing the videotaping.
Me: Okay, thats enough everyone. Great, now I have to bring him back to life, again. (POWERS!) Now Kenpachi, you have to fight Unahana.
Kenpachi: (Sweatdrops)
Unahana: Well? Come on.
Kenpachi: (Runs away)
Me: Unahana, why is Kenpachi afraid of you?
Unahana: I don't know what you mean. (Smiles sweetly, yet still creepily.)
Me: Okay...ummmm...Yammy, rape Grimmjow. (Deadpanns and sweatdrops.)
Yammy: Yay!
Grimmjow: Holy crap! (Runs away)
Yammy: Get back here!
Me: Ummm, that's something that I don't want to see so no camera for that one. Now the F.S.R.A., go raid the Kuchiki manor and tie Byakuya up on Valentines day.
Hisana: I just joined so I'm get to have some fun with this too.
Yachiru: YAY!
We get the recording a few months later.
Me: Well that's all the dares for this one so, next set!
From: Drakesword
This story is great.
Rukia: Why do like that rabbit so much?
Ichigo: You must sing "Land of the Dead" by Voltaire
Kon: I remeber you so you must go into a field of your fangirls witch could
end badly, or would be sweet.
Orehime:Go get some cooking lessons.
All the rest: You all must fight a horde of Dragons and you can't use bonkido.
Me: Rukia, why do you like Chappy so much?
Rukia: Why wouldn't I love Chappy? I think everyone should like Chappy.
Me: Okay, Kon, since he is still tied up we'll just toss him into the masses of fangirls.
Maria: Since he is still under my care, I will toss him. (Evil grin)
Kon:...(Muffled screaming)
By the time the fangirls were done, there was nothing left of him except the pill. Maria got the pill and took it to my pile of stuffed animals.
Me: Ichigo, you must sing Land of the Dead. I don't know the lyrics to that song.
Ichigo: Well I don't know either!
Me: Sorry Drakesword. Orihime, you must get cooking lessons.
Orihime: Okay.
She comes back within an hour, with a plate of actuall normal looking food. I make Yachiru eat it. She eats every bite of it.
Me: Dang Orihime, you can cook...when you keep it on the normal side.
Orihime: Oh well. Don't get used to it though.
Me: Great (Major sarcasm), we have to fight a horde of dragons...wait please tell me that he doesn't mean me and Sam?
Sam: Naw. I think he means some random set of dragons.
Me: Whewww! Okya, let's do it!
Everyone: CHARGE!
Me: Remember everyone, no bankai, or at least that's what I think it says.
By the time we are done, all the dragons are dead and we get back to my house.
Me: Now for the finnal set of dares!
From: Sam Leonhart
Back. Camp was awesome.
Jade: Fight me in my Hollow Form at the end of the chapter. *Turns into a dark
gray Dragon Hollow.* Or my bankai. *Turns back, and is holding a pure black
katana with a dragon's head on it. And I look somewhat like a a dragon with
dragon claws, and wings.* A lot of power there...
Ichigo: Race sonic. You win, you leave for a chapter. you lose, you die from
the Shadow.
Fanbase. Since you were not there... ATTACK!
Ichigo: Dammit. I gotta race Sonic the Headgehog?
Me: Yep and electric eel time! (Zap!)
Ichigo: What was that for?
Me: You cussed again. Now go bankai and race Sonic.
Ichigo: Fine...hey, what does he mean that if I lose I die from the Shadow?
Me: I think it means that he's gonna get Shadow the Headgehog to kill you.
Ichigo: BANKAI!
Me: Sonic, come on down! (POWERS)
Sonic: ?
Me: You gotta race that dude right there okay? His name is Ichigo.
Sonic: Fine.
Me: Ready, set, GO!
They shoot off and at first Ichigo is behind Sonic. He catches up close to the end of the track. (They had to run around the Seriete (sp?) so that it would be a fair race) The race ends in a tie.
Me: Yay! Ichigo no die! But since it was a tie, you still have to participate next chapter.
Ichigo: Da- darn it.
Me: SAAAMMMM! Why do you wanna get your huge fanbase to attack me and the others.
Sam: Dunno. It just seems like alot of fun. (Evil grin)
Me: Alright then. (POWERS)
Samfans: (Deafening screams) CHARGE!
Me: Dammit to hell!
Everyone: RUN!
By the time the fans leave, most are bloodied and some are dead. Orihime, Unahana, Tessai, Rukia, myself, and many others who have healing powers were busy for hours trying to heal to bring back from the dead anyone we could. That means Orihime and I did most of the work.
Me: Now that all that's done. Time for the final dare. I have a choice to fight Sam in either bankai or in my hollow form...I choose hollow form.
Sam: Sweet.
We both change into our hollow forms. I am pure white with blue lines running down my body and flarring out on my wings. I lift my head up and I create a shockwave roar. Sam changes and his hollow form looks sort of like mine just a dark gray color. He copies my roar and I growl at him. I crouch down and I take off into the sky. Sam is quick to follow. I open my mouth and I release a blue cero from it. Sam dodges, then he releases a red cero from his maw. I dodge and I twist around and charge at him. My jaws land on his shoulder. His head turns around and he grabs my foreleg. And so the battle continues on like that. The battle finishes when I pin Sam down to the ground with my teeth at his throat.
Me: (Change back) I win.
Sam: (Change back) Great job. Never thought I'd be beat.
Me: You almost had me several times. I'm guessing I won on pure luck.
Sam: Yah, I guess so. Good match. That was the best fight I've had in a long time.
Me: Same here...oh crap!
Maria: What?
Me: Mayuri will be able to experiment again next chapter. Some one please dare him to never experiment again PLEASE!
Rose: Maybe we could use Mayuri as a tourture device so that he can experiment and we don't get damaged.
Luna: I like your thinking Rose.
Me: That is true.
Sam: Oh well. Doesn't matter to me, I just wanna torture the other characters and you Jade.
Me: (Gulp) Okay...well, goodbye for now. Don't forget to review and read my other story "The Hollows Mask". I will be updating that one soon so sit tight and enjoy the ride.