A/N: Yep yep, here is the man 99.9% of the fandom would bang. People are saying he's like 30 something years old? If that's true..oh well. Would still bang. Anyways, I'm eternally grateful for all the reviews and visitors to this story..so much in only 3 days!? I love you so so so much, and yes I am listening to your requests. Don't worry, they'll all be coming up soon!
Chapter 4: Rivaille
Dear Shingeki no Kyojin fandom,
I have little time for you worthless scum. You often degrade, mock, insult, and ruin my entire character to the point where I have my men snickering and making crude jokes behind my back. If only I could beat some sense into you. It would be a waste of my time, however, to dirty my hands.
I don't personally care what you think of me, and if you continue to obsess I will not stop you. However, as a man of my position you have no choice but to listen to me when I order you to stop writing your erotically disturbing fiction where I am involved with Eren Jaeger.
He is my subordinate, my responsibility, and soon he will be the only titan on our side..or he will be dead. He will not be my slave, my lover, my dirty secret, or my choice of release.
I have no romantic intentions with Ackerman.
I care for humanity, but I love no one.
This place is a mess and I'd much rather fix that then attempt to fix you. Goodbye.
Sincerely,
Lance Corporal Levi