Ok! so I hope you like this chapter! It is my longest, coming in at 1,929 words! woot or even more cause I'm writing this.

Disclaimer- Its still not mine. All I own is the blonde haired guy and some of the ideas in here! all the rest go's to Stephenie Meyer! please dont sue me!


Chapter 4- Laugh Much?
Bella's P.O.V.

Edward sat in the back, muttering unintelligible words. Alice was laughing so hard that Edward hit her in the back softly. She finally straightened up, but she was smiling very big still.

" What just happened?" I asked Alice again, getting aggrivated every second I didn't know. Edward's eyes widened in fear, and quickly put his hand over her mouth. Alice was trying very hard to say something. I made out a few words, but it didn't fit. Finally, Edward gave in and put his hands above his head.

" I surrender!" Edward said. Alice was laughing so hard as tryed to make out the words again between her giggles.

"That... haaha... Guy... is ahaha.." she began now falling over onto her side.

" Spit it out Alice!" I nearly yelled. This is so annoying I thought. What could be this funny?

" The guy was gay!!!" My mouth formed an 'o' and I bursted out laughing. Alice threw back the receipt. The yellow slip of paper was hanging loosely from it staple, like it had been clenched very tightly. On the yellow piece of paper was a phone number. On the side it had the words " Call Me!" scrawled largely. I giggled loudly at Edward. His eyes were accusing all over Alice now. My sides began to hurt because I was laughing so hard, and I took in a deep breath.

" Your never going to live this down, will you?" Edward asked, sounding fearful. I grinned, and started an new fit of giggles. He took that as a yes and began again. " Ugh, you should have seen what he was thinking!" He shivered in displeasure and got me into a hug. I hugged him back, keeping my head on his shoulders.

" Sorry, but it was so funny!" I stifled down a few laughs, trying to keep an innocent face. Edward rolled his eyes, and looked over to Alice.

" Are we going to leave, or what? Charlie will be suspicious." he said, keeping his arms crossed over his chest.

" Okay, Okay. Lets go." Alice said. She turned the key in the ignition, and we left the store.

We finally reached the house. The lights were on, and I saw Charlie looking out of the blinds suspiciously. I acted like I didn't see him, and quickly glanced over my shoulder. Edward was ducking down on the floorboard so he couldn't be seen.

" See ya upstairs." I muttered, and closed the door. As I walked in the house Charlie sprang up from the couch, and I could see the suspicion.

"What took you so long?" Charlie demanded.

" Alice and I went shopping. We just got a few things."

"Okay. I ordered pizza already, so there's no need to cook." Charlie said. I felt a twinge of guilt, but I let it pass. It wasn't my fault Alice took so long in the store. I grinned at the memory of the store, and Charlie looked at me questioningly. I just shook my head, and ran upstairs. I started going through the motions of showering, brushing my hair, and all the other nessecities until Edward got back.


Edward P.O.V.

On the ride home with Alice...

I started thinking about the store, and drifted back to the horrid memory.

We finally reached the store called "Weddings Galore!" I took Bella's hips and lifted her to the ground. Her eyes were still closed when I set my love down, because I was " Dazzling her" again. She finally opened them, and an awed looked spread across her face. It quickly faded into boredom. I heard many thoughts pass across me as we entered the store. 'Finally!! Some good looking customers.' A low voice echoed in my head. ''What dresses should I buy? I really like this one because its a pretty color, but-' I quickly cut off the voices inside, and focused on my Bella. Her hair was pulled back in a messy pony tail, her eyes drooping every once in a while.

I knew we would have to take her home soon. Alice was debating in her head of all the pro's and cons of the dresses. I put a conscious note in, telling myself never to come shopping with Alice. I let Bella lay on my shoulder,as she slowly began to fall asleep. She then looked up at the dresses, a mix of anger and confusion. Bella grabbed the price tag, and gasped loudly. Not this agan. I read Alice's thoughts for any sign of giving up shopping for the day. ' It's not going to happen Edward. She's just going to have to get used to me buying things for her. Alice started to smile, after looking at the next visions. She quickly blocked them, thinking about a blue silky dress on her. I scowled. She was blocking her visions.

" Alice?" Bella asked. I held her a little more tightly, because there was worry in her voice. I kissed her hair, inhaling the sweet scent. It was mouthwatering, literally. I swiped my mouth and listened for Bella's voice again.

"Yes Bella?" she asked, still smiling. How annoying can she be? Patience, I told myself. It would happen sooner or later.

"What do you think your doing?" Bella said, pouting. Wow, she really did look cute when she did that.

"I'm picking out my favorites. Some of these dresses are hideous! And I know what you're thinking ' These are too expensive.' Well, it's on sale so yo don't have to worry."

Bella looked defeated. She sank back down on the bench. At some point and time, Alice enetered the dressing room. She came out wearing the silky blue dress; the one she imagined on her. It fit her well, and I gave her a small thumbs up, too fast for humans to see.

"So what do you think?" she asked Bella. Alice three- sixtyed around until Bella replied.

"It's so beautiful! We should get it!" she said exuberantly. I smiled at her attempt to be exited. It wasn't so bad after all, even though Alice had visions that she liked to block out. I twirled a loose brown hair from Bella's hair. She was so pure, and sweet, and her blush! I loved the advantages of the blush. But the thirst came with the scarlet colored skin too.

Alice still was blocking out her visions. I tried to keep a straight face but it was hard. I tryed to distract myself with Bella. I looked at all her features closely. Bella's face, heart shaped turned towards me. I could see the envy in her deep brown eyes. She leaned in closer, turning her head slightly and closing her eyes. I leaned in to, and kissed her. She knotted her fingers in my hair, and I did to. It sent tingles down my spine for all the love she put into the kiss. The excess venom was starting to fill my mouth. She pulled away, gasping for air. I knew I would have been too if I was human. She blushed red, and I smiled, pulling Bella onto my lap. My love was pleased with the no boundaries on that one.

To my distaste, Alice pulled her off my lap. I got up resentfully, and followed her to the counter. The thought of the cashier were very clear for some odd reason. 'Wow that guy is so beautiful!' he thought. ' Maybe we can get together, and go out to the movie.' he thought. I grimaced, but kept my eyes away. He wondered if I was gay! That had gone farther than I should have let it. But he continued to think loudly. The man thought about me and him at the movies, sharing a kiss' I almost barfed, thearetically in my mouth. Alice. She knew this would happen. So this was her vision. I am so going to get her back with-

" Excuse me sir, is this all?" the merchant asked me. I decieded to not look at him again. I stared at the door, and replied," Yes." ' He seems a little weird today. Maybe I could loosten him up-'

I cut off all of his disgusting thoughts. only a few seconds had passed, but it felt like hours.

"Ok, your total is... 7,890. Will you be paying cash, or credit?" he asked, still looking at me.

' He's so beautiful!' Darn! I had to focus harder to drwon out his thoughts. Finally Alice was abput to speak up. But before she did, Alice gave me a warning. ' You owe me big time!' she thought. True. I'll get her something later.

"Credit," Alice said, and gave the man her credit card, just as she pictured it in her head. ' Now she lets me see' I thought.

" Thank you, have a nice day." He said. Alice was holding down a giggle. I was furious! ' I'm going to give him my phone number, just in case he might wan't to go out sometime.' he thought. I swiftly grabbed the receipt and almost blew my cover because I was walking out so fast. I got into the car. Ugh! Did he really think I was GAY? Bella enetered the Porsche now, looking confused. I started mumbling about how idiotic he was, letting only a few words be recognizable.

I came out of my memory when Alice pulled into the driveway. I sighed, and looked over to Alice. I began to read her mind. ' I think Emmett will be very pleased to hear about today...'

" Excuse me?" I snapped at her. She began to roll her eyes, and then opened the door. Alice ran fast towards the door, but I was too quick. When she got inside, she was throwing her legs at me. Ow! That one hurt. I dropped her and she went to go tell Emmett. Darn, I thought. I heard Emmet burst into laughter. I felt a wave of hyserics rush through me. " Jasper! control your emotions!" I yelled.

I grabbed a white shirt, some washed out jeans, and brushed my hair throughly before leaving to Bella's house. It was getting dark, so I ran faster through the trees. When I got there Bella was already sleeping, and so was Charlie. I slipped my arms around her, and watched her sleep.

" Edward.." she said. I thought I woke her up because it was so clear. I smiled and whispered lowly," I'm here." I kissed he forehead, and watched her drift into a deeper sleep.


So this is the longest chapter ever and I'm so tired. I wont even give you the " Review or else" thing. It would be appreciated if you do. I'm always checking my mail each day, and I see 16 new mssages, and theyre all review ore favorite story alerts im like yay! I better write the next chapter! So ttell me what your thoughts are about Edwards Pov, and if I should continue this story. Thanks!

- Kayla