Draco's POV

''Mione? I'm back!" I yelled up the stairs.

Then the bathroom door opened. "In here!" She had probably thrown up but she was smiling. "Guess what?" She asked.

I put my books down and walked over. "What?"
She grabbed my hand and pointed to her puke which was pink. "Why is it pink?" She giggled. "What?"

"It means we are having a-" she bent back over the toilet and puked out blue. "What the hell?" She said. "I'm going to see Madame Pomfrey."

I followed her to the door and she put her shoes on. "Can I come?" She nodded and grabbed my hand. We walked down the halls and into the hospital wing.

"Hermione darling you didn't need to tell me the gender until Friday. Is something wrong?"
The nurse hurried over and guided Hermione over to a bed.

Hermione sat down and started to speak. "Well I puked pink...then I puked blue."

Madame Pomfrey laughed. "Well I thought you would figure it out, they call you the brightest witch of her age. You're having twins." She stood up and pecked my lips. "Now, you can go and I will seen you Friday."

"Dinner starts in a few minutes let's head down there and tell Ginny she will have two children to babysit." She laughed.

I spoke after a small silence. "So, are you nervous?" I mean I would be. Like really nervous. She has to push to people out of her body!

She sighed. "A little. But if you think about it, and I do, my body already knows how to give birth." She is so fucking smart. "Are you nervous?"

"Yes." I mumbled.

"What?" She asked. "I couldn't hear you."

I sighed. "Yes I'm nervous for you. For the babies. And frankly I hope I don't pass out in the delivery room." She laughed as we neared the doors of the Great Hall. "What? I'm not kidding!"

"Whatever you say Slytherin Prince." She pecked my lips and pulled me to the Gryffindor table. Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood sat in front of us holding hands.

Luna giggled, "'Mione?" She was smiling even bigger than usual, so what she was about to say was pretty obvious.

Hermione's POV

"Yes Luna?" I replied.

"Neville and I are dating! Oh, and congratulations on the baby!" Neville nodded in agreement then dove into a Herbology book.

It was my turn to giggle. "Gin, Luna, Neville, it's actually babies." The looks on everybody's faces was hilarious.

Ginny reached over and hugged me and Draco. "Really?! So boy and girl? Two girls? Two boys? Merlin, I hope it's not two boys!" I laughed at her as rambled.

"That's amazing Hermione!" Luna said with her airy voice.

Neville was next, "Do you think one will be Slytherin and one will be Gryffindor? Congratulations!" All my friends were excepting of Draco but Harry and Ron. "Hey Draco," I said quietly. "I'm going to tell Harry and Ron. Even if they don't care I want to tell them before someone else does." He nodded with understanding. I stood up and walked over to them at the end of the table. They were by themselves, whispering.

Harry looked up. "Well if it isn't the Gryffindor whore." He smirked or at least tried to. "What do you want with us? Going to have Zabini's baby next?"

Ron decided to speak next. "How much do you cost for one night? I never got you when we were dating."

I had to hurry before I started crying. "I just wanted to say Draco and I are having twins. Thought you ought to know. Oh and Harry, I'm glad Ginny broke up with you." Harry's face fell, I smirked and Ron continued eating. I turned and walked back to my seat. An unexpected tear fell from my eye.

"Hey, Angel are you alright?" Draco asked as he put his arm around me. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Ginny mouth I'll take care of her.

Ginny stood up and grabbed our plates and said, "Do you want to go to your common room and talk?" I nodded and stood up. Draco pulled my head down and kissed me, then we walked towards the massive doors.

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Ginny's POV

"So what did they say? Who gets the Bat Bogey Hex first?" I asked as we sat on the floor in her common room.

She laughed a little then said, "You be the judge." Then she dove into her story. "Harry called me the Gryffindor whore and asked if I was having Blaise's baby next. Then Ron asked how much I cost." I gasped.

"My brother the arse. And just for the record I think Blaise Zabini is kind of hot." I told her. Guys are pieces of shit sometimes.

Hermione laughed, "Blaise apologized to Draco today. So if you wanted to ask him out go for it. Not all Slytherins are bad. Some are sweet and sexy."

"I've never heard you say sexy! So, how is it with Draco?" I wiggled my eyebrows.

She laughed, "It's all good."

"So you still having sex after what happened?" I highly doubted she would answer my question but it was worth a shot. Hermione has never been into girl talk until now, so she must really like Draco.

Hermione giggled and asked, "Are you serious?" I nodded. "No. But we are tonight, because from what I read we won't do it for like months after I give birth."

"Ok. Ok. We'll talk about birth a different time.
And you, Hermione Granger is going to seduce Draco Malfoy? Whatever you say..." I said.

She scoffed. "So you think I can't seduce Draco Malfoy?"

"Fine here's the deal- I go give Harry and Ron the worst lecture and Bat Bogey hex of their life, and you get Draco to do the dirty with you. Then when you go on your rounds, I have Veritaserum and then I have proof." I had to get Hermione to have fun because in a few months she'll be a mom, and from moms don't do this kind of thing.

She nodded reluctantly. "Fine deal. And you give me 5 galleons."

"Two."

"Deal." She shook my hand and as if on cue Draco walked in.

"Good luck." I said as I walked out of their dorm.

Draco took of his cloak and shoes and sat his books down. "What did she mean?" I didn't know what to say so I just started to kiss him. He wrapped his arms around my waist and mine went into his hair.

"Damn," he whispered against my lips then deepened the kiss. I started to unbutton his shirt and loosen his tie. His hands creeped lower and lower until he squeezed my ass then picked me up and carried me up the stairs. (A/N This doesn't turn into a complete smut fic so yeah..)

"We haven't done this in a while." He said into my ear as he walked up the stairs.

"I know." I replied. He laid me down on the Slytherin sheets and unbuttoned my white shirt. I shrugged it off to reveal my green bra.

He smirked, "Slytherin green, eh?"

"You should thank the babies they are making my tits bigger." I laughed and he nodded before reaching behind my back and in clasping it. I pulled it off and took a deep breath then started licking and massaging my breasts. I moaned. And ran my hands on his back. He let out a deep, sexy moan and kissed a trail down my growing stomach. He got to my skirt and yanked it down to reveal matching dark green panties.

"I see a theme." He murmured against my thigh.

I sat up. "You're overdressed Malfoy." I said eyeing is strained pants. I took the belt off and pulled down his boxers and his pants all in one swift motion to release what I had been waiting for.

-•—-•

Ginny's POV

"Harry James Potter! Ronald Billius Weasley!" I yelled, wand raised as I walked into the common room. They stood up hands raised. "Follow me. Now! Or mom gets a letter telling her everything!" They followed me all the way out to the lake. "Sit!" They sat.

Ron grumbled, "What do you want?"

I raised my wand. "Hermione is really hurt because of what you said. She cried."

Harry retorted, "Well she hurt us by dating him!"

I knew what would make them apologize, making Ron jealous and Harry feel bad. "You insulting her puts her under stress which could hurt her babies. And you two would be to blame. She is really sad."

Harry's face fell and he spoke, "Really?" I nodded. "I don't want to hurt Mione I was just a little mad. And Ron made me be on his side." I knew it. Harry is ready to be friends with her again.

"Harry! It's Malfoy! You can't be serious!" Ron yelled. I pointed my wand at him and he went silent.

"Ron, he has stuck by her even when his friends turned on him. He could've broken up with her to get his friends back. Or denied that it was his babies. But he didn't. He loves her." He looked at me and said, "Thanks Gin for making me realize it. And I shouldn't have said all those things."

Now I have to get Ron. "And Ron, by insulting her your just pushing her into Draco's arms." He looked up. "Yeah, I mean at dinner she came back and sat down next to him and kissed him and went back to her common rock and shagged him."

"Fine, fine I'll apologize and be friends with 'Mione but Draco has to earn friendship." Ron replied reluctantly.

"Good. Now come on curfew is in ten minutes." Then I murmured, "and Mione is in patrol in fifteen."

-•—-•

Hermione's POV

I snapped awake we have to be on patrol in two minutes. "Draco! Patrol!" We jumped up and started looking for clothes and redressing. I kissed him quickly and we were out the door. "Ok you go to Ravenclaw and Slytherin and I'll go to Hufflepuff and Gryffindor? Cover the halls in between?"

"Sure sounds great." And we went our separate ways. I made a beeline for Gryffindor luckily everyone decided to obey the rules today and I made to the portrait hole in record time. I gave the fat lady the password and met Ginny inside.

"Herms! Over here!" She said my most hated nickname too. I went over to her and she dragged me up the stairs. "I told Lavender (A/N let's pretend Lav isn't dead) hope you don't mind?"

I shook my head. "She's ok. We have to hurry I still have to go to Hufflepuff."

"Ok here. One drop. Three questions." Ginny said handing me a tiny vial. I wasn't even going to ask where she got it. Fred and George probably cooked it up. (A/N I hate death so most of the beloved characters-Sirius, Tonks, Lupin, Fred aren't dead) I put one drop on my tongue.

"Soooooo did you do it?" Ginny asked.

"Yes." I replied.

Lavender asked her question, "How big is his...you know.."

Shit what did I get myself into. "I don't know eight? Seven? I don't measure!"

Ginny laughed. "You know size matters." We laughed. "Ok last question and you can go. Was it good?"

"It was hot and sexy." I replied then stood up and Ginny handed me the antidote.

"See ya!" Ginny called. I waved and continued down the stairs. Harry and Ron were waiting at the bottom.

"Guys I really can't deal with the insults right now, ok?" I said.

Harry nodded. "We know, Ginny talked to us and we'll we are sorry. I'm willing to try and be friends with Draco. I can tell he loves you." He looked at Ron and Ron stated to talk.

"I'm sorry Hermione. He does love you as much as I hate it. I'll be friends with you but he has to prove himself."

I hugged them both and said, "I'm grateful and I accept your apology. I can't talk now though. See you tomorrow?" I started walking towards the portrait hole.

Harry nodded but Ron yelled just as Ginny came down the stairs, "Heading back to your fuckboy, Gryffindor whore?" Just when I thought things were getting better.

Over 2,000 words! That's a lot for me. And two chapters in one day!? I'm on a roll. Thank you Anna Faris is Unqualified (hilarious celebrity podcast) for keeping the brain juice flowing!